Chapter One-The Decision
DISCLAIMER- I do not own any of the characters from neither the Simpsons nor South Park and I never will, so please, don't sue me, I have no money.
A/N-Everyone knows about The Simpsons and South Park, right? Well, what would life be like if they lived next-door to each other? That is what you will find out in this story.
RING...RING...RING
"Hello?" Homer asked answering the phone.
"Hi, is this Homer?" Replied a dark, cold voice.
"Yes, Mr. Burns, what do you want?" Homer said hoping not to work over-time.
"Well, we just built a new plant by a small town called...Sooth...Suth Pak-,"but then another voice from a few feet away said "South Park, sir,"
"Yes, well anyway, I'm sending you to work at the new power plant there. You start the first of next month." Homer tried to say no, but Mr. Burns had already hung up. Then Homer was wandering how tell his family.
Homer went to his last day of work at the Springfield plant and ran into Lenny and Carl, some of his co-workers. They asked why he was sad. Once Homer said He didn't even know where South Park was Lenny broke in "Its an some mountain in Colorado, my cousin lives up there. You can probably stay at his place till you get one of your own." "Thank you, Lenny," said Homer, is eyes now on a box of fresh donuts and lots of spit in his mouth. For the rest of the day Homer did the same thing he always did (layback in his chair asleep with his feet up). Fifteen minutes before he got off work, Mr. Burns waked him with a start and he pulled on his glasses and acted like he was working, but Mr. Burns didn't care.
"Have you bought a house in that Park...place yet?" asked Mr. Burns.
"No, sir," said Homer sadly, then remembered what Lenny said, "but I have a place to stay."
"Good, now here is your last pay check," Mr. Burns said giving Homer his Check, "Go before I change my mind." And Homer ran to his car to get home.
That night, before bed Homer told the family about the move.
When he was done Bart jumped of the couch and said, "This sucks," as he kicked Homers shin.
"Don't kick your Father," Marge said in a higher voice than usual to Bart.
Then, Homer started to strangle Bart and said, "WHY YOU LITTLE-,"
"Don't worry Mom, he'll live, he always dose. Let's go to bed, they'll stop sooner or later," Lisa said to calm down her mother.
"Well, if you say so," Marge said a bit worried.
The next day they put there house up for sale. Homer wanted to buy a house in South Park, so he asked Marge to so he could take a nap. Marge made him, so he found one the same design as there house. Their house was for $500 more then that one.
DISCLAIMER- I do not own any of the characters from neither the Simpsons nor South Park and I never will, so please, don't sue me, I have no money.
A/N-Everyone knows about The Simpsons and South Park, right? Well, what would life be like if they lived next-door to each other? That is what you will find out in this story.
RING...RING...RING
"Hello?" Homer asked answering the phone.
"Hi, is this Homer?" Replied a dark, cold voice.
"Yes, Mr. Burns, what do you want?" Homer said hoping not to work over-time.
"Well, we just built a new plant by a small town called...Sooth...Suth Pak-,"but then another voice from a few feet away said "South Park, sir,"
"Yes, well anyway, I'm sending you to work at the new power plant there. You start the first of next month." Homer tried to say no, but Mr. Burns had already hung up. Then Homer was wandering how tell his family.
Homer went to his last day of work at the Springfield plant and ran into Lenny and Carl, some of his co-workers. They asked why he was sad. Once Homer said He didn't even know where South Park was Lenny broke in "Its an some mountain in Colorado, my cousin lives up there. You can probably stay at his place till you get one of your own." "Thank you, Lenny," said Homer, is eyes now on a box of fresh donuts and lots of spit in his mouth. For the rest of the day Homer did the same thing he always did (layback in his chair asleep with his feet up). Fifteen minutes before he got off work, Mr. Burns waked him with a start and he pulled on his glasses and acted like he was working, but Mr. Burns didn't care.
"Have you bought a house in that Park...place yet?" asked Mr. Burns.
"No, sir," said Homer sadly, then remembered what Lenny said, "but I have a place to stay."
"Good, now here is your last pay check," Mr. Burns said giving Homer his Check, "Go before I change my mind." And Homer ran to his car to get home.
That night, before bed Homer told the family about the move.
When he was done Bart jumped of the couch and said, "This sucks," as he kicked Homers shin.
"Don't kick your Father," Marge said in a higher voice than usual to Bart.
Then, Homer started to strangle Bart and said, "WHY YOU LITTLE-,"
"Don't worry Mom, he'll live, he always dose. Let's go to bed, they'll stop sooner or later," Lisa said to calm down her mother.
"Well, if you say so," Marge said a bit worried.
The next day they put there house up for sale. Homer wanted to buy a house in South Park, so he asked Marge to so he could take a nap. Marge made him, so he found one the same design as there house. Their house was for $500 more then that one.