This story is written based on the story A Shinobi's Take on this Wonderful World. Thus, the name. The idea for this story has been approved of by the original author of the story, SpiritSage124. If you haven't read the original story, you ABSOLUTELY MUST go and read it. Without it, this wouldn't have happen.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own these characters. However, I DO own this story. And other things.

Chapter 1

Omake 1

(Meanwhile, in another universe.)

"Ah, so that's how it is. I died."

Despite knowing that he was dead, Naruto felt strangely calm. Like he already know that everything was going to be okay.

"Erm, Eris? Can I ask you something? How did everything turn out? Did the war end? Did we win?"

Eris smiled, and Naruto immediately felt a sense of relief. The Goddess radiated serenity, and it made him feel relaxed.

Naruto World

Uncountable amount of dead body laid around the battlefield, with a throne made of the skeletons of the dead. The crimson sky rained blood, and the shirtless person sitting on the skeleton throne simply raised his goblet made out of the skull of a man. The blood rains pooled in said goblet and the man take a sip from it.He smiled, as his skin slowly turn black, painting a certain image to his body. Then, he uttered a sentence...

"Blood for the Blood God."

Omake 2

(Meanwhile, in another universe.)

"...ask Sasuke to kill me, along with that Black Zetsu bastard."

Naruto finished when the memories of his death finally came back. In a last ditch act of rage, Black Zetsu was going to use his body to kill everyone that he hold dear to him. If Sasuke wasn't there, Naruto likely would have had his precious people's blood on his hand.

Leaning back in the chair he was sitting in, Naruto took in a deep breath. Sasuke was in a dark place, what with his claim of killing the current kage and revolution.

'But the look on Sasuke's face while I was dying is all I need to trust that he will do the right thing.'

Naruto thought with a short nod, he had no choice but to believe.

Naruto World

The land was nil of life. Not even a single avian life was found flying on the sky. The lush forest now turned into dead forest. The desert became so hot that air would spontaneously combust into an explosion of fire. The mountain range was trapped into a permanent ice age. Even the sea is boiling from the extra volcanic activities under the ocean bed.

The cause of this madness?

Sasuke got himself nearly killed by a newly awaken and enraged Hinata Hyuuga from killing Naruto (and Black Zetsu, but who cares about that parasites). In his panic, his newly gifted power went out of control...

And thus, the end of the world occurred, and it all because of a misunderstanding, an enraged woman and a guy with powers to control multiple elements, create portal while boosted by the power of the nine Chakra Beast in order to kill Naruto possessed by Black Zetsu...

Congratulations! *clap clap clap*

Omake 3

(Where is Kurama?) Part 1

"I don't really get the dimensional talk, but you basically want me to go there and kick this demon king's ass?"

Naruto ask, and Eris nodded.

"Yes. Should you accept, you would not only keep your memories and chakra, but you would also be granted a divine relic of your choosing. An ability, or a weapon with god-like power."

With Kurama

Unknown to Naruto, Kurama was watching him from a different location, after being separated from Naruto after his death. Feeling confident that Naruto would no doubt choose it to accompany him in this "new world", it smiled smugly.

"That's ok! All I need are my two fist!"

Naruto claimed with confidence and slammed his fist together.

It faltered. Then it's eyebrow started to twitch rapidly.

'...Oi, oi! What the hell is this nonsense!'

"Are you sure there isn't anything you wish to bring?"

Eris ask with a knowing smile.

The grin returned to it's face. Surely his 'friend' won't abandon him right?

Naruto tilted his head in confusion when it dawned on him.

"Yes!"

Afterward

Kurama laid it's body on the sunny grass field accompanied by one childlike Goddess sitting next to it's massive body. The cloud of rain on top of it's head just makes it look like a stray dog waiting under the bus stop waiting for the rain to stop. (Poor Kurama...)

*heavy sigh*

"... Of all the thing he could think of... he brought his RAMEN instead of ME!?"

*grumble*

"Let see how your precious ramen help you in the long run you ungrateful little-"

*incoherent angry mumbling*

Eris, who has been watching Kurama from her spot shifted uncomfortably at the sight of the gigantic upset fox-bunny-thing. She then pat on it's massive folded elbow in a comforting manner.

With the "Ungrateful Little Shitstain"

Naruto, with his mouth full with the "Noodles of the Gods", turns around and stare towards the sky.

'... I don't know why, but I have the sudden urge to hit myself in the head for something ...'

After shrugging his shoulder, he continue on his feast, oblivious to the piercing looks from the shadow behind him, waiting for the right moment before they strike the unsuspecting victim...

As they say, Ignorance is a bliss, until they bite you in the ass. Or literally tear you a new one. You poor poor bastard...

AN: I hope you enjoyed the alternate ending to each of the scenario above. This collective of omake is in no way directly affects the cannon it was based on (unless mentioned specifically). Special thanks to SpiritSage124 for making this story possible. (Literally, I can't make it without him/her. Thanks man!)

And for those who is waiting for the other story of mine, I'm sorry. With the release of the new Pokēmon Generation, I have to scrap the original idea for that story. Its still going though, so all I'm doing is just readjusting the timeline and the likes.

Before reading this story, its recommended that you read the original first. Always support the original content creator.

PAIN FOR JASHIN-SAMA!!!

Zack out!