SM'S HOUSE OF HORROR!

DISCLAIMER:

UNFORTUNATELY, I DO NOT OWN YU GI OH! *SNIFF SNIFF* BUT THE ACT OH EVIL RANDOMNESS IS MINE! YES! I SAID EEVVIILL! ^.^ MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *WAVES TO YYC AND FC AND HITOKI AND ALL THOSE THAT LOVE RANDOMNESS!*

WARNING! IT'S IN SCRIPT FORM! I FIND IT EASIER TO WRITE THAT WAY! YOU ARE FULLY WARNED! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

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INSIDE PEGASUS MANSION:

SM: (Is seen chasing Pegasus across the hallway.) "Oh Peggy! Just let me borrow it for 2 or 3 days! If you do, I promise to let you go easy! Mwahahahahahaha!"

Pegasus: The answer is NO! Now leave Me the Hell Alone! *turns suddenly in a 90 degree angle*

SM: (Slams into the wall and peels herself off it.) Now He's Got Me Really Mmmaaddd! (breaks out the AUTHOR FORCE, *echo's can be heard, AUTHOR FORCE, FORCE, FORCE, FORCE, FORCE!* and types away!) And a 10 ton Jewel Crusted Golden Rubber Ducky Fall from the sky.

Pegasus: Uugghh! (Is flatten by the sheer weight of the Rubber Ducky)

SM: (Stands in front of Pegasus laughing maniacally.) So! Do You Give Up Already!

Pegasus: (Hands her over a key) Here take it! Just Leave, Leave, Leave!

SM: (Graps the keys and disappear in a puff of smoke!) Mwahahahahaha! Now to begin my Eeevvviiilll Pppllaaannnn! (Rubs hand while laughing evilly!)

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At a castle deep in an unknown forest, evil laughter fills the air! *Bbbrrr!*

Two shadowy figure stands near a huge cauldron.

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Bubble bubble boil some trouble!

Shadowy Figure in man's voice: (Throwing odd ingredients into the large cauldron) Bubble bubble bubble more trouble!

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Change this castle into the halls of horror!

Shadowy Figure in man's voice: Fill it with Monsters and Beasts of gore!

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Fill it with man's worse fears!

Shadowy Figures: Mwahahahahahaha! Come turn this castle to a House of Horror! Mwahahahahahaha!

Shadowy Figure in Woman's voice: Now to invite our guests! (Rubbing hand and laughing oh so evilly)

Shadowy Figure in Man's voice: Yes, let's invite our guests!

Shadowy Figure's: Mwahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahaha!

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At a park in down town Tokyo:

Seto: Bbbbrrrrr! I felt a chill come down my spine!

Yami: Bbbrrrr! I feel it to!

Mokuba: (Is going up and down the tunnel slide repeatedly, giggling and throwing rubber ducky everywhere) Weeeee! I go doooowwwnn the hhhooollleee!

Yugi: (Is looking quite uncomfortable looking all around him) I feels like something is about to happen. Something unnatural, something Eevviiillll.

Joey and Tristan: (Sweatdrop) Could it Be, Can it Be? Something horrible is coming our way.

Seto: Aaaaaahhhhh! I feel SM coming our way! Run for your lives! Aaaaaahhhh! (grabs Mokuba and runs like a mad cow!)

Yami: Ggggggyyyyaaaaa! She's scarier than YYC! Gggyyyaaaaa! (grabs Yugi and runs like a mad dog!)

Joey and Tristan: (Runs after Yami and Yugi *who is literally flying behind Yami*)

Mokuba: Yeeaaaahhh! Faster, faster, faster! Go faster big bwother!

Yugi: Aaaaahhhh! Yami! Stop! It's getting cold back here!

Yami: I'm Not stopping till we get home!

And homeward they go! But unknown to them a Shadowy Figures is staring at them lauging and rubbing their hands!

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The Invitation:

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Did you sent out the Invitation's?

Shadowy Figure in man's voice: Yes! It's already there!

Both: Mwahahahahahaha!

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Well, let's wait in the castle for them!

Shadowy Figure in man's voice: And what of YYC and FC?

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Don't worry. They have no choice but to come! Bwahahahahaha! Can't wait to see the looks on their faces! Bwahahahaha!

Shadowy Figure in man's voice: You're so eeevvviiilll!

Shadowy Figure in woman's voice: Got ta Love Me! (quote from baby in the Dinosaur)

Shadowy Figures: (Disappear in a black and grey smoke while bats fly out of it)

At the Turtle Shop! ==

Yami: (Drops Yugi and pants) Phew! Made it! Now where's the cross? Must nail it to the front door!

Yugi: (Sweatdrop) Aren't you taking this a bit to seriously? I mean, she can't possibly be that Evil?

Yami: (Glares gloomily at the clueless Yugi) You don't understand the Power that mad girl has! For God sakes! Malik worships Her! And he IS Evil Itself! (shivers at the eevviillnneess of it all and begins to hammer an insanely huge cross at the door, along with garlics and talismans and a horseshoe and a golden Budda and angles and a recorder that chants Godly Praises!) There! That should keep her out! Maybe I should put up a mirror too (and does *what exactly is a mirror gonna do anyway?)

Grandpa: Oh there you two are! Here! (hands them an envelope) It came this morning.

Yugi: (Inspects it) It looks like an ordinary envelope. (begins to open it)

Yami: Nooo! It could be booby-trapped!

Yugi: And how is an envelope going to be a booby-trap?

Yami: You never know. Especially if it's from . . . Her!

Yugi: (Opens it anyways and begins to read) You are invited to a Treasure Hunt. And there Will be a Grand prize to the Winner! Just say the word. And your dreams will come true! (Yugi reads last words) I wanna Be there now! *? ? ?* (And poof Yugi and Yami disappears!)

Seto's Mansion ==

Seto: Safe at last! Must put on Deadly Traps on Extra Duty! (dashes to the control room and press every button on sight) Gyahahahaha! She'll never penetrate my defenses! It'll take an act of God to get to my House! Gyahahahahaha! Take that SM!

Mokuba: Oh brother! Here's a mail for you! (Hands over mail to Seto!)

Seto: (Begins to read) You are invited to a Treasure Hunt! You have no choice but to come. Read this. Nooooo! *? ? ?* (Both Seto and Mokuba disappears!)

At a bar somewhere ==

Joey: (Sipping on Rum and pineapple juice) It should be safe here!

Tristan: (Gulping down a 140!) Yyyeeeaaahh! Safe for now!

Both: (Finish there last drink and poof! They to disappear!)

In YYC's room ==

YYC: (Is typing up another story until her screen goes blank. Then she gets sucked in her monitor) Aaaaiiiiyyyyeeee!

FC ==

FC: (Is watching Pokemon as Chaizard flames poor ol' Ash. Then her TV goes black and she too gets sucked in! Eeeeeeeee!)

MWAHAHAHAHA! I MUST GO NOW! I WANT TO GO OUT AND PAR-TAY!

SO I'LL LEAVE YOU STUPEFIED, AND IN SUSPENSE.

WHO IS THIS SHADOWY FIGURES? WHERE DID OUR CHARACTER GO? AND WHY IS PEGASUS EVEN IN THIS STORY? AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A TREASURE HUNT, AND WHAT'S INSIDE THE HOUSE OF HORROR!!!!!

CLICK THE PURPLE THINGIE NOW! AND I'LL DECIDED IF I WANNA FINISH THIS EEEVVVIIILLL STORY! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!