Curse of the Eggnog.
PlungerGirl was walking around the base, bored as usual.
"Something is missing." She said to herself.
She glared at Jamie, who was innocently watching Spongebob Squarepants on T.V.
"HEY SLAVE!" she screeched. "Get me some-" Plunger Girl thought for a while.
"SOME EGGNOG!" She finished.
Jamie started cursing under his breath as he walked out the door.
As he was riding in his Raynos to the store he came up with a wonderful idea.
"HAHAHAHAH I SHALL POISON THE BLITZ TEAM WITH SPOILED EGGNOG!"
Jamie started laughing like a madman until he lost control of the Raynos and crashed in a cornfield.
As Jamie walked he saw a couple of cows rolling around in the field. He also saw a boy and an F.B.I agent talking about the "mysterious" crop circles.
"CROP CIRCLES!!" the F.B.I agent screeched.
"Those aren't crop circles! It's a cow rolling around!" the boy said.
"Maybe.. Maybe the aliens are controlling the cow!!!" The F.B.I answered back.
-sigh-
Jamie kept walking until he found a "mysterious" carton. He leaned over to get a closer look.
The Label read:
"Mysterious radioactive eggnog found in a very mysterious mystery place. DO NOT DRINK, BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU WILL MYSERIOUSLY DIE! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Call 1-800-Mysterious Milk"
Jamie grabbed the eggnog and held it over his head, laughing like a madman.
-6 hours later-
Jamie had just returned to the base with the "mysterious" eggnog.
SEX-ay Lady jumped on Jamie and tried raping him, but Jamie quickly escaped.
"I BROUGHT EGGNOG!" he screamed.
Jamie walked over and knocked on the bathroom door.
PlungerGirl toppled out of the door in her bra and unzipped, ruffled shorts.
"Im guessing you were either really constipated, or having sex with Karl again."
"Your right on the second one" she grinned.
Karl reached out and grabbed the eggnog from Jamie.
"Thank you, slave boy"
Jamie cringed his teeth. "You're.. Welcome." he managed to say.
"WAIT!" PlungerGirl screamed.
She grabbed the eggnog carton from Karl and examined it.
She opened it and drank the radioactive, green, glowing eggnog.
"ooOooOOooh. Eggnog-ey." She said, imitating Johnny Bravo.
"Must have!" Karl said reaching for the eggnog.
"Must have? Must have what? Oh, I know.." PlungerGirl said grinning.
PlungerGirl jumped on top of the half-naked Karl and they started having sex once again in the bathroom.
Jamie quickly grabbed the eggnog back, closed the bathroom door and ran.
-Pretty soon, a line was forming at the bathroom line-
"HEY! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Bit screamed. "I REALLY have to go!" whimpered Leena.
"C'MON ALREADY!" screamed Karuteru.
"Yeah! You took our sex spot!" said Kaizer.
"Hey guys." Jamie said grinning. "How about some. eggnog?"
"OKAY!" everyone said.
Soon everyone was infected with the evil eggnog.
Jamie ran into his room and started laughing like a madman.
"BWAHAHAHAHHAHA! NOW THEY WILL ALL DIE!!!"
Jamie was to busy laughing to notice the floor collapsing below him and he fell to the ground.
Really annoying dubbed narrator voice: "What will become of the Blitz Team? Will they find out Jamie's MYSTERIOUS secret? Will PlungerGirl and Karl ever stop having sex in the bathroom, and get their OWN room? Will Karuteru and Kaizer EVER get their sex spot back? FIND OUT MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF-
"CURSE OF THE EGGNOG!!!"
"now read and review DAMNIT!"
PlungerGirl was walking around the base, bored as usual.
"Something is missing." She said to herself.
She glared at Jamie, who was innocently watching Spongebob Squarepants on T.V.
"HEY SLAVE!" she screeched. "Get me some-" Plunger Girl thought for a while.
"SOME EGGNOG!" She finished.
Jamie started cursing under his breath as he walked out the door.
As he was riding in his Raynos to the store he came up with a wonderful idea.
"HAHAHAHAH I SHALL POISON THE BLITZ TEAM WITH SPOILED EGGNOG!"
Jamie started laughing like a madman until he lost control of the Raynos and crashed in a cornfield.
As Jamie walked he saw a couple of cows rolling around in the field. He also saw a boy and an F.B.I agent talking about the "mysterious" crop circles.
"CROP CIRCLES!!" the F.B.I agent screeched.
"Those aren't crop circles! It's a cow rolling around!" the boy said.
"Maybe.. Maybe the aliens are controlling the cow!!!" The F.B.I answered back.
-sigh-
Jamie kept walking until he found a "mysterious" carton. He leaned over to get a closer look.
The Label read:
"Mysterious radioactive eggnog found in a very mysterious mystery place. DO NOT DRINK, BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU WILL MYSERIOUSLY DIE! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Call 1-800-Mysterious Milk"
Jamie grabbed the eggnog and held it over his head, laughing like a madman.
-6 hours later-
Jamie had just returned to the base with the "mysterious" eggnog.
SEX-ay Lady jumped on Jamie and tried raping him, but Jamie quickly escaped.
"I BROUGHT EGGNOG!" he screamed.
Jamie walked over and knocked on the bathroom door.
PlungerGirl toppled out of the door in her bra and unzipped, ruffled shorts.
"Im guessing you were either really constipated, or having sex with Karl again."
"Your right on the second one" she grinned.
Karl reached out and grabbed the eggnog from Jamie.
"Thank you, slave boy"
Jamie cringed his teeth. "You're.. Welcome." he managed to say.
"WAIT!" PlungerGirl screamed.
She grabbed the eggnog carton from Karl and examined it.
She opened it and drank the radioactive, green, glowing eggnog.
"ooOooOOooh. Eggnog-ey." She said, imitating Johnny Bravo.
"Must have!" Karl said reaching for the eggnog.
"Must have? Must have what? Oh, I know.." PlungerGirl said grinning.
PlungerGirl jumped on top of the half-naked Karl and they started having sex once again in the bathroom.
Jamie quickly grabbed the eggnog back, closed the bathroom door and ran.
-Pretty soon, a line was forming at the bathroom line-
"HEY! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Bit screamed. "I REALLY have to go!" whimpered Leena.
"C'MON ALREADY!" screamed Karuteru.
"Yeah! You took our sex spot!" said Kaizer.
"Hey guys." Jamie said grinning. "How about some. eggnog?"
"OKAY!" everyone said.
Soon everyone was infected with the evil eggnog.
Jamie ran into his room and started laughing like a madman.
"BWAHAHAHAHHAHA! NOW THEY WILL ALL DIE!!!"
Jamie was to busy laughing to notice the floor collapsing below him and he fell to the ground.
Really annoying dubbed narrator voice: "What will become of the Blitz Team? Will they find out Jamie's MYSTERIOUS secret? Will PlungerGirl and Karl ever stop having sex in the bathroom, and get their OWN room? Will Karuteru and Kaizer EVER get their sex spot back? FIND OUT MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF-
"CURSE OF THE EGGNOG!!!"
"now read and review DAMNIT!"