Disclaimer: Blah blah blah -_- I don't own Zelda. I also don't own my friends or their personalities. But wouldn't that be cool??? Owning Zelda and my friends…Nah, probably wont…
A/N: DUN! DUN! DUN! Anyways, this is story I'm working on (No duh -_-;) Well, I written some stories, just never posted them here. But hopefully this story will turn out good. It's a good plot. Yes it is.
Chapter 1: We alllll like Bandit!! ^__^ …and oh yeah, we get sucked and stuff…
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*All of us, which consist of Mel, Adam, Sara, Raven, and James, we are all playing none other then Zelda. Mel, the person with the controller, is having a pretty hard time defeating Ganondork. Which is where this starts, watching Mel get creamed by a video game character.*
Mel: GAR!!! Why can't this guy stand still??? He's like the thing that couldn't stand still!!!
Adam: Well, maybe you'll go faster with the air boots on…
Mel: OMG! That's a great idea!!! So that's how you beat him! With levitation!
Sara: No…you need to play some kind of a hot potato game…but only it's with these balls of power type things.
Mel: What? Play hot potato??? What you talking about person????
Raven: If you can't play, then give it to me.
Mel: NO!
Raven: GIVE IT!!
Mel: IN YOUR FOGGY DREAMS!!!
James: Your dreams are foggy? That explains the smoke…
Adam: Maybe her dreams are on fire.
Sara: Wow, It all makes sense now.
Mel: What? That Raven is a pyromaniac?? Who DIDN'T know that???
Raven: SHUT UP!!!! *kicks James*
James: WHAT???? What was that for???
Raven: For giving ppl ideas!
James: But Mel started it! Go kick her!
Mel: No, go kick the bed. If your lucky maybe I'll feel it when I go to sleep.
Adam: How can you feel it when you go to sleep?
Mel: I'm talented, remember????
Adam: Yeah, one of your rare talents, I forgot.
Raven: Oh, forget it!
Adam: So your not gonna kick Mel? Well, that's a relief.
Raven: No, I'll haunt her dreams instead…
Mel: But, how do you know what dream is mine?
Raven: WHAT??? STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
Mel: Am I confusing you? Or are you confusing yourself??? *wavy hand motion*
James: That's cool, but can you do this *Another weird wavy motion*
Mel: O_O noooooo!
Adam: Mel, are you paying…nevermind -_- WHO WANTS SOME CHEESE?????
Mel: OHH!!! FROM THE CHEESYMAN?!?! I WANT CHEESE!!!!!...wait a minute…*looks at game* HOLY TENNIS SHOES!!! The game is over!!!!
Adam: You should have been paying attention. *tsk**tsk*
Mel: I know *looks shamed* But the game should have just stayed like it was!! STUPID GAME!!! *Throws controller, which accidentally hits the N64*
*Nobody has time to say anything, because right then a sudden worm hole vortex thingy appears and sucks them all up into something. Maybe another dimension? Maybe a land made up of Doritos 3D's? Maybe the twilight zone? Or maybe they all got dressed as cats and got thrown in a kettle??????? Well, where they landed, nobody knows…*
Everyone: *falls, and lands in front of a gate surrounded by walls*
Adam: wow that was a long fall…
Mel: It sure was! Thank God we landed in this pillow truck!
*The place zooms out to show…that they INDEED landed in a pillow truck…stuffed with pillows…what? You thought I'll let them die? What kind of a horrible person will I be if I let that happen? The story will be over too fast! Maybe later…*
James: Where are we?
Mel: WHA???? ARE YOU STUPID?!?! Does getting sucked into the game ring any bell? Were in H-Y-R-U-L-E!!!!
Everyone:…COOL!!!!!
Sara: But then, how do we get out?
Raven: Yeah, we don't wanna miss Buffy…
Everyone: *blank stare*
Mel: OkaY…OHHHH!!! MAYBE ONE OF THE DOGS IN THE MARKET PLACE WILL KNOW!!!!!!!
Adam: Or maybe the wall!!!!
Mel: And the trees!!! O_O
Raven: You guys are stupid…Maybe that's why you like each other ;)
Mel: WERE NOT STUPID!!! WERE FREAKS!! POWER TO THE FREAKS!!!! *hugs Adam*
Adam: ^__^
*Right then, Link and Navi run right into them*
Everyone: @_@;
Link: WOOPS! Sorry!
Mel: *gets up* *gasp* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! *runs around in a circle*
Link: ummm, yay?
James: OMG! I thought you were make believe! O_O
Link: What are you- WHO IS SHE??? O_O
Raven: O_O Your even more hotter in person…
Mel: *smacks Raven* THAT'S RAVEN!!! Good old' Raven!!!
Link: well, how do you know us?
Adam: We saw you on a ga- *mouth gets covered up*
Mel: *covers Adam's mouth with her hand* YEAH! WE SAW HIM ON A POSTER!! WINK! WINK!!
Everyone:…
Adam: OH!! YEAH! Yeah! We did see you…on a poster…
Link: I'm on a poster??? O_O
James: Yeah! It's right there! *points to a poster on the wall*
Link: *observing poster* Hmmm, that doesn't look like me…
Mel: THAT'S BECAUSE THE CAMERA ADDS TEN POUNDS!!!!
Adam: And causes you to have no hair…and new clothes…and new facial appearances…
Link: OHH!! Yeah, now I see it! It looks just like me!
*Everyone else takes a look at the poster, which is a picture of Homer Simpson*
Sara: Wow! You look like a pig!
Link: I do?
Raven: O_O No, you don't! You look just fine…
Link: *slowly walking away from Raven* Is she okay?
Mel: Huh? Oh yeah, she's TERR-IFIC!!
Adam: Yeah, she's one of those bushy tail big eyed people…or whatever they say.
Mel: Raven has a tail??? O_O I want one…
Raven: I DON'T HAVE A TAIL!!!!
James: Yeah, then what do you call that??? *points to her behind*
Raven: Huh? *looks behind her* THERES NOTHING THERE YOU DORK!!
James: HA HA! Made you look! :P
Sara: So, like, what are we gonna do?
Link: Do what?
Mel: OHH!! Heres a plan!! Lets help Link!!!
Link: Help Link do what???...I mean Me do what??
Adam: You mean…you don't know??? O_O
Link: Obviously noooo…
Mel: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!
James: He's…clueless?
Mel: NOOO!! We get to meet the princess!!! ^__^
Everyone: yay!?
*So, just because I'm lazy, I'm just gonna put this short cut. Everyone is forced my Mel to see the princess. They are now in front of the gates*
Mel: HIYE MR. GAURDMAN!!!
Guard: hi…
Link: Can we pass through?
Sara: PLEASE????
Guard: Wellll, I don't know…
Raven: WHAT?! YOU HATE US?????
Adam: Well, what would you do if we said that if we didn't see the princess all of Hyrule will be destroyed?
Guard: Ummmmmm…You have a point…Ah, what the heck. But it's gonna cost you.
Mel: Cost us what? Cheezits? I like Cheezits. I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU MY CHEEZITS EVEN IF YOU WERE-
Guard: No, rupees.
Mel: ohhhh…
Everyone: *stares at Link*
Link: What? NOO!!! NOT MY ALLOWENCE!!!
Everyone: ^__^ Please?????
Link: NOOO!! NOT THE PUPPY FACE!!! THE EYES!!!! AND THE LIP!! AND THE okay, FINE! *pays*
Guard: *does the funny pound the pole on the ground and the gate moves trick*
Mel: WEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs in and out, in and out*
James: How does he do that???? O_O
Sara: Maybe he's a magician!!! O_O
Guard: Yep. I'm a half time magician!!! *pulls a rabbit outta his hat…I think he has a hat*
Everyone: *in awe* O_O
Mel: OHHH!!! I WANT A BUNNY RABBIT!!!!
Link: NOOOOOO!!!!
Adam: Well, maybe we'll get an animal in the FUTURE???? ;)
Mel: OH!! LIKE A KITTY CAT?????
Adam: Ummmmmm, no. Maybe like something else.
Mel: Oh….I want a kitty cat.
Raven: COME ON!!!!
James: Yeah, are we gonna go or what?????
Everyone: *Walks through the gate to see the princess*
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GUESS WHAT STRANGERS?!?!?! THAT'S THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!! ^____^ More coming soon. Hopefully. Well, as you wait, you can have a pretzel!!! ^__^ And review!!! And I don't care you don't like the story, I like it so I'm gonna write more till a lil blinkie noise pops outta my head. Please R&R!!!!!! THANKYOUS!!!!!