I'm sure everyone's heard of the stories with 55 words only, well here's a lord of the rings related one for ya!

Pippin

Pippin was a curious hobbit.

One day he was in the woods

Walking along the river

When he saw a mysterious object

that was half burried in the mud.

"Ohh shiny," he said, picking up a gold ring.

"This looks familiar," he thought.

He put it on and pop he disappeared.

"Dumb ass," Frodo said