I was watching The Wizard Of Oz, and my sister said that Voldie and the
Wicked Witch would make a good couple, so I wrote this fic out of my
insanity.Enjoy!
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It was quite a site. Lord Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew,Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans and James Potter were all sitting in front of a movie screen. What were they watching? THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!
"Dude, the Wicked Witch is so awesome."Voldemort said, grinning. "No way, those flying monkeys are just tight."Peter said. "No no, that little dog is the best."Lily said. "No! The lion is the best!"Remus yelled. "Nuh uh, the Scarecrow is the bomb."James said.
They watched as on the screen, the wicked witch turned the sand-time- turner thing over. "I say she dies."Sirius said, nodding and eating a hand full of popcorn. "I say she dies too."Remus agreed. "Naw, she lives."Voldemort said, hitting Sirius over the head with his bag of popcorn.
They then watched as Toto ran over to the lion, the scarecrow, and the tin man. "Is that your cousin Sirius?"Lily asked. Sirius glared daggars at her. "Yeah Lily, thats my cousin."He said, rolling his eyes. "GO LIL' DOGGY!"Voldemort yelled, jumping up.
Then the movie ended. "What now?"Peter asked. "SHREK!"Sirius yelled. "Huh?"James asked. "Some movie I found during my time warp."Sirius explained. Everyone nodded.
"Dude, those dwarfs are so cool."Peter said, staring at the screen. "No. The Donkey is cool."James said. "What about the little Gingerbread dude?"Lily asked. "He's SOOO last year!"Voldemort said. "Shut up, no one asked you, snake boy."Lily snapped. "HEY!"Peter yelled defensively.
Then they watched Star-Wars Episode 2. "Wooowww..."Lily said staring at the screen. "Wow what?"James asked. "Anakin is so hott."She said dreamily. "What about me!?!?!"James shouted offensivly. "Can you twirl a high power lazer beam around?"Lily asked. James sank into his chair, defeated. Peter leaned forward and wispered something in Lilys ear, and she smacked him.
They then watched some cheesy romance movie.Lily was crying, and had crawled into James's lap. "This is the best movie ever."Voldemort and Peter said at the same time. Lily looked over at them. They were both crying. Sirius gave a loud snore and fell out of his chair. "NO! NOT ROXI!!"Voldemort screamed, jumping up. "HE CANT LOVE HER!"Lily yelled, jumping out of James's lap and staring at the screen.
Then they watched The Ring. While the little girl climbed out of the well, Lily climbed back into James's lap, shaking. "Oh geez, give it a rest Lily."Remus said, kicking Lily. "HEY!"James yelled. "What? You and your little girlfriend want to get a private room or something?"Sirius asked. Lily kicked him, laying her head on James's shoulder. "Dude...James, your sisters hott."Voldemort said. "I dont have a sister."James said, looking over at him. "Oh, was that Lilys sister then?"Peter asked. "Probably."Lily said, shrugging. Voldemort nodded, wispering something to Peter.
After the movies were over, they turned the lights on. "OH GOD!"Sirius said. "We dont need to see that!"Remus yelled. He smacked James on the back of the head and he looked up. "What?"James asked, irritated. "Would you mind putting your tounge down Lilys throat somewhere else?"Sirius asked. Lily turned beat red. "Bet he's a better kisser than you."She snapped. James beamed. "Oh yeah?"Sirius asked. "Woah woah! Lets not figure out first hand."James said, pushing Sirius away from Lily.
It was quite a site. Lord Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew,Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans and James Potter were all sitting in front of a movie screen. What were they watching? THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!
"Dude, the Wicked Witch is so awesome."Voldemort said, grinning. "No way, those flying monkeys are just tight."Peter said. "No no, that little dog is the best."Lily said. "No! The lion is the best!"Remus yelled. "Nuh uh, the Scarecrow is the bomb."James said.
They watched as on the screen, the wicked witch turned the sand-time- turner thing over. "I say she dies."Sirius said, nodding and eating a hand full of popcorn. "I say she dies too."Remus agreed. "Naw, she lives."Voldemort said, hitting Sirius over the head with his bag of popcorn.
They then watched as Toto ran over to the lion, the scarecrow, and the tin man. "Is that your cousin Sirius?"Lily asked. Sirius glared daggars at her. "Yeah Lily, thats my cousin."He said, rolling his eyes. "GO LIL' DOGGY!"Voldemort yelled, jumping up.
Then the movie ended. "What now?"Peter asked. "SHREK!"Sirius yelled. "Huh?"James asked. "Some movie I found during my time warp."Sirius explained. Everyone nodded.
"Dude, those dwarfs are so cool."Peter said, staring at the screen. "No. The Donkey is cool."James said. "What about the little Gingerbread dude?"Lily asked. "He's SOOO last year!"Voldemort said. "Shut up, no one asked you, snake boy."Lily snapped. "HEY!"Peter yelled defensively.
Then they watched Star-Wars Episode 2. "Wooowww..."Lily said staring at the screen. "Wow what?"James asked. "Anakin is so hott."She said dreamily. "What about me!?!?!"James shouted offensivly. "Can you twirl a high power lazer beam around?"Lily asked. James sank into his chair, defeated. Peter leaned forward and wispered something in Lilys ear, and she smacked him.
They then watched some cheesy romance movie.Lily was crying, and had crawled into James's lap. "This is the best movie ever."Voldemort and Peter said at the same time. Lily looked over at them. They were both crying. Sirius gave a loud snore and fell out of his chair. "NO! NOT ROXI!!"Voldemort screamed, jumping up. "HE CANT LOVE HER!"Lily yelled, jumping out of James's lap and staring at the screen.
Then they watched The Ring. While the little girl climbed out of the well, Lily climbed back into James's lap, shaking. "Oh geez, give it a rest Lily."Remus said, kicking Lily. "HEY!"James yelled. "What? You and your little girlfriend want to get a private room or something?"Sirius asked. Lily kicked him, laying her head on James's shoulder. "Dude...James, your sisters hott."Voldemort said. "I dont have a sister."James said, looking over at him. "Oh, was that Lilys sister then?"Peter asked. "Probably."Lily said, shrugging. Voldemort nodded, wispering something to Peter.
After the movies were over, they turned the lights on. "OH GOD!"Sirius said. "We dont need to see that!"Remus yelled. He smacked James on the back of the head and he looked up. "What?"James asked, irritated. "Would you mind putting your tounge down Lilys throat somewhere else?"Sirius asked. Lily turned beat red. "Bet he's a better kisser than you."She snapped. James beamed. "Oh yeah?"Sirius asked. "Woah woah! Lets not figure out first hand."James said, pushing Sirius away from Lily.