Summary: Konan asks everyone to write complains about each of the akatsuki members so that when she reads them aloud, maybe they'll change(plus Konan needs a laugh once in a while)and everybody will get along better...and boy was she wrong!=3
Konan had gathered everyone in the kitchen for a final report for the day."Ok I have some complaints from your teammates to let you know what bothers them about you, nobody be sensitive about this..."
Hidan had a look of shock on his face. "Wait! I thought those were private!"
Konan glared at Hidan."I SAID DONT BE SENSITIVE!!Okay the ones about Tobi first..."
"1) Tobi poots in his sleep."
"2) Tobi smells like my ass."
Laughter from Hidan and Kisame.
"3) he is my ass"
"4)I pooted."
Kisame and Hidan laughed extremely hard.
"5)Tobi is the shit."
"6)I'm stalking you right now Tobi."
"7)Deidara is the BOMB BITCH!"
Everybody stared at Deidara
Konan was hating this decision already.
"8)I love you Kisame!"
Everybody stared at Kisame.
"9)Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls."
Deidara started laughing.
Konan's eye twitched with slight anger.
"10)You shake too much in bed...in MY bed..."
"11)Once you asked me why I keep saying art is a bang...wanna find out?"
Everybody stared at Deidara, who has stopped laughing, but someone in a closet is.
"Uhhh... okay! Now it's time for Itachi's complaint."
BTW sorry I had to remove this story. I redid everything. Well also redo "Whats that smell" or whatever.