One nice day in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob Squarepants was on his way to work. "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready," he chanted to himself. His shoes were making that annoying squeaky sound. Little did SpongeBob know that Squidward Tentacles was trailing behind him. Squidward had had enough of the stupid yellow sponge's shenanigans. 'Always running around laughing, like life is so god damned funny', he thought. Squidward produced a single shot pistol. He pointed it at SpongeBob. 'Die, sponge', he thought. He pulled the trigger. SpongeBob turned around in time to see the bullet. He leaned back and dodged it like the Matrix. He then proceeded to do a back flip in the air and land in a crane position. SpongeBob looked at Squidward, wide eyed.
"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple", he proclaimed. (AN: Bruce Lee reference).
Squidward had no idea what the hell SpongeBob was talking about. 'Oh well, I'll just have to kill him by hand', he thought.