I Didn't Do It!
It was a dark night. It was drizzling, and the bank manager was closing up for the night. He pulled out the key, but stopped when he heard a noise behind him. He turned around and saw the outline of someone.
"Who's there?" the bank manager said.
The person didn't respond. He pulled something out of his pocket, and raised it up.
"What are you doing?" the bank manager asked.
BAM!
The bank manager fell down, dead.
The person walked into the bank and came out with four full sacks of money.
He ran down the sidewalks toward the cul-de-sac, and ran into a house.