Cheren's Pants Adventure

by kopycat101

Cheren believes that his pants aren't tight enough, so he embarks on a journey to find THE TIGHTEST PANTS IN EXISTENCE. N also wants THE PANTS, so him and Cheren duke it out to see who keeps them. Oh, and Bianca elopes with someone. -crack oneshot-

AN: From a chat log on Kynim's livestream today (7/16). Someone was making up a story about Cheren's pants, and I just put it all together.

[Also, if you haven't read Kynim's Pokemon Black/White Nuzlocke, Nina is supposed to be the female protagonist]

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Once upon a time there was a boy named Cheren. He had a pair of pants. But he wasn't satisfied with them.

"I MUST FIND A PAIR OF TIGHTER PANTS"

So he went on a journey to find some. This journey was very long. He crossed deserts and mountains and met all kinds of people and Pokémon, but finally, he had arrived to the temple of TIGHT PANTS where he had to pass THE RITUAL to see if he was WORTHY of donning THE TIGHTEST PANTS IN EXISTENCE.

Cheren was also a smartass, so he passed the test with some ease. Then he gloated about it for a bit, but then got his serious on.

The temple heads were amazed by his prowess and slightly creeped out by his DETERMINATION to have the TIGHTEST PANTS.

They got ready to bestow the pants to his awaiting legs, when suddenly… N BURST THROUGH THE WALL.

"STOP IN THE NAME OF PANTS," he cried. "I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TAKE THE TIGHTEST PANTS IN EXISTENCE. BECAUSE I AM THE DESTINED BEARER OF PANTS. MY DAD SAID SO."

Then Cheren was like:

"OH NO YOU DIDN'T, BITCH. I TRAVELED SO FUCKING FAR TO GET HERE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THESE FROM ME"

And then they had a battle of who could wear the pants the longest without passing out from lack of blood circulation.

It was a long rigorous battle. The temple heads didn't understand the magnificent historic nature of it though, and they went to McFlint to get burgers.

After some time, Nina found them and laughed, then ran away before N could notice her.

But then, after a week, someone finally passed out…. And it was….N.

"HOORAY I BEAT THAT POSER. NOW NOTHING STANDS IN THE WAY OF ME AND MY PANTS," exclaimed Cheren.

… Except the pants were ruined because of prolonged usage on a 20 year old creeper, and were not as tight as they were destined to be.

Cheren cried over the worn carcass of the tightest pants in existence.

The temple heads came back and discovered a pants-less teenage boy crying over worn pants and an unconscious pants-less man in their temple.

Then Nina and Bianca eloped.

THE END.