"NOMNOMNOM." Those noises had been repeating for over three hours, and Misa Amane was beggining to lose it. It was just her, her dear Light-kun, and Ryuuzaki. Watari was doing old-people stuff, Mr. Lights Dad whose name she had forgotten was getting coffee with Mogi, and Matsuda was jumping off buildings again.
Silly Matsuda!
Light staring at the computer screen with a blank stare.
He must have fallen asleep with his eyes open or something- Misa wasn't sure.

Misa did her best to ignore the detective eating the delicious foods, but it was impossible.
"Ryuuza-"

"NOMNOMNOM." "Ry-"

NOMNOMNOM. NOM."

"Ryu-"
"NOMNOMNOMNOM"
The pale detective continued to stuff his face, and Misa couldn't help but be jealous.

How in the hell did he do it? He didn't sleep, just ate. All day. Everyday. And yet he was so damned skinny. And Misa ate good foods and didn't stuff her face, yet somehow she weighed more than him. It wasn't fair.

Maybe Ryuuzaki-san is magic?

...
That must be it.
Misa turned to Ryuuzaki, about to tell him how she had found out his secret.

"Ryuu-"
"NOMNOMNOM."

"-zaki!"
L paused, finally hearing his full name.
"..Yes Misa-chan?"
Misa stood up and pointed at him.

"I KNOW YOU'RE A LEPRECHAUN!" She said, a giant smile on his face.
L raised an eyebrow, and slowly lowered the doughnut he had been devouring like a starved animal.
"Misa, I am not a...Leprechaun." He said, pausing before the mythical being's name.

"But you must be! How else do you eat all of that food?" Misa said, putting her hands on her hips.
L frowned a bit. "I've told you before Misa. I do not wish to repeat myself, but if I must-" he began.
"NO. I WILL MAKE YOU EAT GOOD FOOD, AND THEN YOU'LL TAKE ME TO YOUR POT OF GOLD!" Misa said, sprinting from the room.

L scratched his head. "...What an odd girl."
A few minutes later, Misa returned with an apple.

( AN:// OH, THE IRONY. ))

"LEPRECHAUN RYUUZAKI! IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME." Misa said, walking towards L.

Ryuuzaki sat there confused.
"Light-kun...Misa-chan is-"
"DO IT DO IT DO IT!" Light yelled.

Misa grabbed L's spiky hair and tipped his head back.
L gave a girlish shreak.
"Not the hair!"

"FOR THE GOOOOOOLD!" She yelled.

Misa jammed the apple into L's mouth.
L gave a muffled scream.
He spit the apple out. "WAAATAAAARIII!"

Misa frowned.
"...I guess you're not a Leprechaun."

AN://

83 Lawlz, hokay reviewer person. : D I shall tell you what a leprechaun is.

X3 It's a really short magical Irish dude. 8DDD WHO HAS GOLD AND STUFF. :3 Like the dude from Lucky Charms. : D

ALSO:

I would like to apologize for the lack of grammer at the end of sentences in this. O My computer is bad, so...yeah. DD: Sorry 'bout that. :C