In the case designated "CLOVERFIELD" new audio information was recently found. Though upon first listening it appeared to be nothing but roars, top scientists managed to reverse the noise and slow it down to make it sound clearer.
This worked out ok,
I'm making a note here
Try it again
It's hard to overstate my pure confusion
New York City
A great place to go, if you, want fun
Though they'll try to shoot you up,
Then they'll bring out the nuke.
But it's not a big worry, I'm the Cloverfield, bitch
All it did was scratch an unreachable itch
I did lots of things I need, and my parasites got to feed
On the people who were still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though they broke my heart and bombed me.
And shot me with tanks.
Man what was the deal, with that?
Even though it stung I was so happy on land
Even Godzilla didn't get his first time
They probably bombed him when he got out of line
So it's not that bad
There were some good times had
Eating the people who were still alive
Go ahead and leave me
The city is lonely, I don't care
Maybe you'll find more viral marketing
Maybe at Slusho!
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway, this guy HUD is great, at least his bottom half is
Look at me still talking when there's rampaging to be done
When you ignore the army it's really quite fun
Though it was a little odd, at least I got to kill Rob,
And other people who aren't still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
Look out Jersey, 'cause I'm still alive.
Although that Lily might be, still alive.
You're burning hobos and I'm still alive.
Marlena's exploding and I'm still alive.
STILL ALIVE...Still alive.
