A/N: Own nothing, Pg-13 for language. Don't know if anyone else ever got the idea. Major crossover over of Nix's Abhorsen series (but only up to Lirael) Harry potter, BtVS, and LotR, but only slight references to the works. Ok, a one shot of an idea that came to me at 4:30 AM last night. Tell me if it sucks cuz I wasn't too sure about it but what the hell.

Glory Be

Nazriella lounged back, basking in the hellfires she reigned over. There was a slight popping noise as her fellow Hellgoddess joined her. Mialayta yawned as she placed her bundle in the center of the dais. Nazriella sighed heavily. It was her turn. Formalities and all such nonsense.

"How are your realms, sister Mialayta?"

"The Old Kingdom? And the Wizarding World?"

"Yes, you doddering fool. How are your agents doing there?" Mialayta was most stressing. Especially so since the arrival of their old friend.

"Kerrigor - it troubles me so. That blasted Sabriel and her sister Lirael, and Hedge is completely Useless!"

"And Riddle, what of he?"

"Riddle is finally growing in the path we'd hoped, Nazriella. What of the First, and Sauron?"

"The First is idiotic. It toys with the slayer. Stop that!" Nazriella's voice boomed through the cavern, startling the wiggling bundle.

"And Sauron?"

"He has been out of power for so long that he relies on that ring of his. Have you ever heard of a man being so wrapped up in his jewelry?"

"Sauron is aught but nothing without it."

The dais rumbled and bits of the cavern ceiling broke away, tumbling around the two Hellgoddess'. Their angry glares met on the small blonde child before them. She was pounding her foot into the dais, leaving a small crater.

"Glorificus. You spoiled brat. Do not ruin my dais, or you'll be sent back where you came from."

"I want a chocolate! And New Shoes! Where are my minions!!!!" Her shrill little voice knocked more rocks loose.

Nazriella turned back to Mialayta. She tried to conceal her joy that it was Nazriella's turn to watch Glorificus.

"I absolutely detest that child."

"I know, Nazriella, but ever since she was returned to us, we promised the dark Lord that we would look after his troublesome child. It is your turn."

"I know, Sister. Who would have thought that by killing her human form, she would be sent back to the Hells?"

"The Dark Lord was upset that we banished her in the first place."

"The child is insane."

"I know. But he dotes on her so."

"Then why isn't he in charge of the beast?"

"I WANT SHOES, CHOCOLATE, AND MY MINIONS DAMNIT!" The five year old Hellgoddess screamed.

"I hate that child!"

"Glory, be -" Mialayta began.