Unfinished Bussiness
By: Kai Celiera
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Disclaimer^_^
Kai: *Grins* Yay, my first Hellsing fanfic!
Yami Kai*Shakes head* You; with a pen and paper--when you are bored...not a good idea.
Kai: *glares* Shut up Yami! The idea is there. So I am going to go with it *smiles* wich reminds me...disclaimer--please boys!
Jan: *Grins* It's Jan...
Luke: And Luke...*together* With the disclaimer.
Jan: Lil Kai doesn't own Hellsing.
Luke: So don't bother sueing...but please read and review!
Kai:*Nod* Yes, I like reviews!
Yami Kai: *shrugs* 'Eh...I would give that a 5.7.
Kai:*smacks Yami Kai* stop messing up my disclaimer Yami!!
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Order 1: The Plot
Integra Hellsing sat at the desk in her office working on a stack of papers that seemed neverending. "'Eh the one thing I hate about this job." She muttered as she absentmindedly gloanced at the clock that read midnight. She was just about to start on the next stack of papers when there was a knock at the door.
"Enter." Integra stated flatly as the door opened and in walked an older man dressed in servant attire.
"Still up at this hour Sir Integra?" The person in the doorway inquired, smiling slightly.
"Yes, I am Walter." The head of the Hellsing organization replied letting out a sigh. "You know my work is neverending." She paused and looked at her butler. "Just what are you still doing up?"
Walter smiled. "I wanted to see if I could convince you to call it a night" He answered. "I am sure that paperwork would look much more appealing in the morning."
"Walter, it would take A LOT to make this paperwork look appealing." Integra mumbled shaking her head and taking a few puffs of her newly lighted cigar.
"True..." Walter agreed, stepping out into the hallway. "Goodnight Integra." He called as he left.
"Goodnight." Integra responded, puttng out her cigar, and going back to her paperwork. She finished another stack of papers, then sighed and rubbed her eyes. "Walter was right, I should go to bed." Integra said yawning as she got out of her chair and probeeded to head for the door of her office, but stopped when she heard a voice from the shadows.
"Well, well, well, look who is finally going to bed." The voice cooed.
Integra shot a glare at the direction where the voice had come half- expecting her pet vampire to step out of his hiding place.
"Unless you want a hole in your head Alucard, I suggest you shut that fangged mouth of yours." She stated in an angry sort of tone as she folded her hands across her chest.
"Ooh, I am scared now." The voice mocked. "And guess again, I am not your little poor excuse of a vampire; Alucard."
Integra shook her head. "Now i know I need sleep." She muttered walking towards the door. "I am starting to hear voices." She was just about to leave her office when a figure stepped in froont of her, blocking her way.
"Where 'ya going little Hellsing? The fun is just about to begin!" The figure announced, giving a fang toothed grin. "Wouldn't you agree Bro!?"
Another figure stepped from the shaddows and shook his head. "Jan, how many times do I have to tell you to handle things more quietly." He questioned, walking over to stand behind Integra.
Integra looked behind her to see Luke Valentine.
"Oh, it is you." She remarked, sounding--not in the least bit surprised.
Jan shook his head and put on a pouty face. "That is all we get?" He inqured loudly. "Not a 'Hello', or a 'Hi', not even a 'get the fuck out of my office!?'" He paused when Integra turned and pointed her pistle at him.
"Get the fuck out of my office." Integra growled firing at him. Jan dodged her shots and ended up behind her holding a knife to her throat.
"Time to die Hellsing bitch." Jan declared laughing insanely.
"Over my dead body Maggot!" Integra snarled, pushing the knife away from her throat, and cutting her hand in the process. After this she took off down the hallway, leaving behind a small blood trail.
"Damn, she sure likes to make things hard." Jan commented stepping into the hallway. "At least thse left me a nice little trail."
Luke rolled his eyes. "Oh, just shut up and find Miss Hellsing." He commanded, smacking his brother in the head."I would hate to be you if Alucard were to show up."
"Shut up." Jan said as he stalked off down the hallway, in search of Integra. "Why don't you come out of hiding Integra? I am not going to hurt you...well, not yet."
Ass he continued his slow waltz, Integra came out of the shadows. Holding a spear taken from one of the armored suits. She thrusted it at Jan. As it sunk into his side he screamed and grabbed the spear.
"You bitch!" He pulled back and then swung forward, punching her in the stomach. As the air was forced out of her lungs she fell to the ground and lost conciousness. Jan was just about to finish the woman off when he was stopped by his brother's voice coming from the other end of the hallway.
"Leave her be for now Jan." Luke stated, walking over to stand next to Jan, who just stood there with a puzzled look on his face.
"What...why?!" Jan complained, looking from his brother to Integra's limp form. "Are yo ugoing to spoil my fun?"
"You can have your fun later. I still have a use for her." Luke explained to his trigger-happy younger brother. "Now grab her and come on. I don't want to be here when her pet decides to show up."
Jan sighed as he picked up Integra's limp body. "Damn you are heavy." He muttered as he followed Luke"What do you do? Sit in your office and pig out on donuts?"
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Integra: *Points gun at Jan* If you make one more idiotic joke about me, I swear...*Alucard grabs her from jumpping at Jan's throat.*
Jan: *Freaks out* Ahh...psycho bitch is going to kill me!!
Kai: *major sweatdrops* Jan, I highly suggest you run! I can't guarantee your safety.
Alucard: *Let's go of Integra* Nice knowin ya!
Jan: *runs like hell* That's not funny!!!
Kai: *shakes head* Please R&R to find out what happens next time! Till then Ja ne!
By: Kai Celiera
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Disclaimer^_^
Kai: *Grins* Yay, my first Hellsing fanfic!
Yami Kai*Shakes head* You; with a pen and paper--when you are bored...not a good idea.
Kai: *glares* Shut up Yami! The idea is there. So I am going to go with it *smiles* wich reminds me...disclaimer--please boys!
Jan: *Grins* It's Jan...
Luke: And Luke...*together* With the disclaimer.
Jan: Lil Kai doesn't own Hellsing.
Luke: So don't bother sueing...but please read and review!
Kai:*Nod* Yes, I like reviews!
Yami Kai: *shrugs* 'Eh...I would give that a 5.7.
Kai:*smacks Yami Kai* stop messing up my disclaimer Yami!!
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Order 1: The Plot
Integra Hellsing sat at the desk in her office working on a stack of papers that seemed neverending. "'Eh the one thing I hate about this job." She muttered as she absentmindedly gloanced at the clock that read midnight. She was just about to start on the next stack of papers when there was a knock at the door.
"Enter." Integra stated flatly as the door opened and in walked an older man dressed in servant attire.
"Still up at this hour Sir Integra?" The person in the doorway inquired, smiling slightly.
"Yes, I am Walter." The head of the Hellsing organization replied letting out a sigh. "You know my work is neverending." She paused and looked at her butler. "Just what are you still doing up?"
Walter smiled. "I wanted to see if I could convince you to call it a night" He answered. "I am sure that paperwork would look much more appealing in the morning."
"Walter, it would take A LOT to make this paperwork look appealing." Integra mumbled shaking her head and taking a few puffs of her newly lighted cigar.
"True..." Walter agreed, stepping out into the hallway. "Goodnight Integra." He called as he left.
"Goodnight." Integra responded, puttng out her cigar, and going back to her paperwork. She finished another stack of papers, then sighed and rubbed her eyes. "Walter was right, I should go to bed." Integra said yawning as she got out of her chair and probeeded to head for the door of her office, but stopped when she heard a voice from the shadows.
"Well, well, well, look who is finally going to bed." The voice cooed.
Integra shot a glare at the direction where the voice had come half- expecting her pet vampire to step out of his hiding place.
"Unless you want a hole in your head Alucard, I suggest you shut that fangged mouth of yours." She stated in an angry sort of tone as she folded her hands across her chest.
"Ooh, I am scared now." The voice mocked. "And guess again, I am not your little poor excuse of a vampire; Alucard."
Integra shook her head. "Now i know I need sleep." She muttered walking towards the door. "I am starting to hear voices." She was just about to leave her office when a figure stepped in froont of her, blocking her way.
"Where 'ya going little Hellsing? The fun is just about to begin!" The figure announced, giving a fang toothed grin. "Wouldn't you agree Bro!?"
Another figure stepped from the shaddows and shook his head. "Jan, how many times do I have to tell you to handle things more quietly." He questioned, walking over to stand behind Integra.
Integra looked behind her to see Luke Valentine.
"Oh, it is you." She remarked, sounding--not in the least bit surprised.
Jan shook his head and put on a pouty face. "That is all we get?" He inqured loudly. "Not a 'Hello', or a 'Hi', not even a 'get the fuck out of my office!?'" He paused when Integra turned and pointed her pistle at him.
"Get the fuck out of my office." Integra growled firing at him. Jan dodged her shots and ended up behind her holding a knife to her throat.
"Time to die Hellsing bitch." Jan declared laughing insanely.
"Over my dead body Maggot!" Integra snarled, pushing the knife away from her throat, and cutting her hand in the process. After this she took off down the hallway, leaving behind a small blood trail.
"Damn, she sure likes to make things hard." Jan commented stepping into the hallway. "At least thse left me a nice little trail."
Luke rolled his eyes. "Oh, just shut up and find Miss Hellsing." He commanded, smacking his brother in the head."I would hate to be you if Alucard were to show up."
"Shut up." Jan said as he stalked off down the hallway, in search of Integra. "Why don't you come out of hiding Integra? I am not going to hurt you...well, not yet."
Ass he continued his slow waltz, Integra came out of the shadows. Holding a spear taken from one of the armored suits. She thrusted it at Jan. As it sunk into his side he screamed and grabbed the spear.
"You bitch!" He pulled back and then swung forward, punching her in the stomach. As the air was forced out of her lungs she fell to the ground and lost conciousness. Jan was just about to finish the woman off when he was stopped by his brother's voice coming from the other end of the hallway.
"Leave her be for now Jan." Luke stated, walking over to stand next to Jan, who just stood there with a puzzled look on his face.
"What...why?!" Jan complained, looking from his brother to Integra's limp form. "Are yo ugoing to spoil my fun?"
"You can have your fun later. I still have a use for her." Luke explained to his trigger-happy younger brother. "Now grab her and come on. I don't want to be here when her pet decides to show up."
Jan sighed as he picked up Integra's limp body. "Damn you are heavy." He muttered as he followed Luke"What do you do? Sit in your office and pig out on donuts?"
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Integra: *Points gun at Jan* If you make one more idiotic joke about me, I swear...*Alucard grabs her from jumpping at Jan's throat.*
Jan: *Freaks out* Ahh...psycho bitch is going to kill me!!
Kai: *major sweatdrops* Jan, I highly suggest you run! I can't guarantee your safety.
Alucard: *Let's go of Integra* Nice knowin ya!
Jan: *runs like hell* That's not funny!!!
Kai: *shakes head* Please R&R to find out what happens next time! Till then Ja ne!