Fire, Shiny Objects and Evil Kittys
Kitten:Is it just me or does anyone wish to see what yugi looks like with his hair down?
Y.Kitten:No.
Kitten:GRRRR... your no fun.
Yami:I already know what my yugi looks like with his hair down.
Yugi:(blush) wait....why do you care demon uhhh thing.
Kitten:yay i'm a demon thing... wait I'M A DEMON GIRL NOT A THING!!!!!(bites Yugi's hair)GRRRRR!!!!.
Yugi:.Mind link.Did you know Kitten was a girl?
Yami:.Mind link.Nope.
Kitten:Hey have any of you seen Malik-Chan or Ryou-Chan?
Y.Kitten:Oh their hiding from you in the closet over there(points to a closet that has suddenly appeared)Kitten:YYAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:i would hate to be them right now.
Yugi:uh huh
Malik:i hope she dosent find us.
Ryou:shhhh i hear something
Kitten:(opens door and jumps on them)YYYAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Ryou and Malik:AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kittens Kitty Tigger:Meow Me MeowMaw Purr................Meaw Meo Meow:3(translation:Kitten does not own Yugioh but she does wish she didPurrrrrrrrr........i'm hungry)
Kitten:YAYYY!!(gives Tigger a treat)
Key
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Chapter one:When shiny objects attack part one
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Yami was stitting at home one day watching the "Black box of shiny colors and doom"
Meanwhile Yugi and his spiky hair of doomnessness(sadly enough his hair was not shiny nor was it trying to take over yugi's head with its non shinyness and pointyness)were making dinner with a pointy and shiny knives(Kitten:couincedence?no its just my lacking vocabulary of describing words:D)
NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil box MINDCRUSH!!!!!Yami yelled at the aforementioned box of doom.
"Yami the tv has no mind and therefore cannot hurt you"Yugi said while chopping up a carrot for a stew.
The evil box that you call"TV"did not try to hurt me it..it CANCELED MY SOAP OPERA WHHAAAAA!!!"
Yami replided whimpering.
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Meanwhile at the Ishtar Residence................................
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VAAARRROOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ishizu was zacuming while Malik and Marik hid in the closet from what Marik calls "the evil shiny sucky thing of doom".
Soon the vacume started ackting like my cat when he gets no food(Tigger:Meoooow Meow Translation:FEEED ME)
Thats right it started to rub aganst things and meowing nonstop which made Ishizu question her sanity(Kitten:I question mine alot. Yami:I bet you do.)
Soon the vacume started pulling her dress off her so she did the only logical thing anyone would do at that point....Yep took off to her room yelling about perverted shiny vacumes.
The shiny part reminded Marik that his beloved millennium rod was all alone so he ran to its rescue but out of blinded rage the millenium rod bit his hand as this chapter is called when shiny things attack part one .stay tuned for part TWO.
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Kitten:YAY!!!!!!!!
Malik and Ryou:xp owwwww
Y.Kitten:What happened to them?o.Ouuuu
Kitten:I huged them and they started twiching so I---
Malik:SHE BIT MEEE!!!!!!!
Ryou:my head hurts:(
Kitten:I sorry Ryou-Chan me lovith you(hugs him)
Ryou:(twitch twitch)
Kitten: meep (bits his hair)
Y.Kitten, Yami, Yugi, Malik, some guy, Tigger, and a Cow:o.Ouuuuu
ok(all run into the closet and close the door)
Kitten:Is it just me or does anyone wish to see what yugi looks like with his hair down?
Y.Kitten:No.
Kitten:GRRRR... your no fun.
Yami:I already know what my yugi looks like with his hair down.
Yugi:(blush) wait....why do you care demon uhhh thing.
Kitten:yay i'm a demon thing... wait I'M A DEMON GIRL NOT A THING!!!!!(bites Yugi's hair)GRRRRR!!!!.
Yugi:.Mind link.Did you know Kitten was a girl?
Yami:.Mind link.Nope.
Kitten:Hey have any of you seen Malik-Chan or Ryou-Chan?
Y.Kitten:Oh their hiding from you in the closet over there(points to a closet that has suddenly appeared)Kitten:YYAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami:i would hate to be them right now.
Yugi:uh huh
Malik:i hope she dosent find us.
Ryou:shhhh i hear something
Kitten:(opens door and jumps on them)YYYAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Ryou and Malik:AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kittens Kitty Tigger:Meow Me MeowMaw Purr................Meaw Meo Meow:3(translation:Kitten does not own Yugioh but she does wish she didPurrrrrrrrr........i'm hungry)
Kitten:YAYYY!!(gives Tigger a treat)
Key
(Insert action here)action
Chapter one:When shiny objects attack part one
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Yami was stitting at home one day watching the "Black box of shiny colors and doom"
Meanwhile Yugi and his spiky hair of doomnessness(sadly enough his hair was not shiny nor was it trying to take over yugi's head with its non shinyness and pointyness)were making dinner with a pointy and shiny knives(Kitten:couincedence?no its just my lacking vocabulary of describing words:D)
NNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil box MINDCRUSH!!!!!Yami yelled at the aforementioned box of doom.
"Yami the tv has no mind and therefore cannot hurt you"Yugi said while chopping up a carrot for a stew.
The evil box that you call"TV"did not try to hurt me it..it CANCELED MY SOAP OPERA WHHAAAAA!!!"
Yami replided whimpering.
....................................................................................................
Meanwhile at the Ishtar Residence................................
....................................................................................................
VAAARRROOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ishizu was zacuming while Malik and Marik hid in the closet from what Marik calls "the evil shiny sucky thing of doom".
Soon the vacume started ackting like my cat when he gets no food(Tigger:Meoooow Meow Translation:FEEED ME)
Thats right it started to rub aganst things and meowing nonstop which made Ishizu question her sanity(Kitten:I question mine alot. Yami:I bet you do.)
Soon the vacume started pulling her dress off her so she did the only logical thing anyone would do at that point....Yep took off to her room yelling about perverted shiny vacumes.
The shiny part reminded Marik that his beloved millennium rod was all alone so he ran to its rescue but out of blinded rage the millenium rod bit his hand as this chapter is called when shiny things attack part one .stay tuned for part TWO.
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Kitten:YAY!!!!!!!!
Malik and Ryou:xp owwwww
Y.Kitten:What happened to them?o.Ouuuu
Kitten:I huged them and they started twiching so I---
Malik:SHE BIT MEEE!!!!!!!
Ryou:my head hurts:(
Kitten:I sorry Ryou-Chan me lovith you(hugs him)
Ryou:(twitch twitch)
Kitten: meep (bits his hair)
Y.Kitten, Yami, Yugi, Malik, some guy, Tigger, and a Cow:o.Ouuuuu
ok(all run into the closet and close the door)