JR- Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you to a special 3-hour edition of WWE Monday Night RAW!
King- And what a night it will be as the WWE hosts its annual draft.
JR- That's right. The careers of some professional athletes on all three brands will be changed.
King- That what I'm afraid of. For I would hate to lose one of our divas!
William Regal, RAW's general manager, came down to the ring. Following him, were Armando Estrada and Vickie Guerrero- the GMs of ECW and Friday Night Smackdown. After all three of them were in the ring, Regal grabbed a microphone.
Regal- Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to start the draft lottery. Please note that the draft selections are chosen at complete random. We will start with RAW, then ECW, then Smackdown. So let's begin! Oh, I almost forgot. The draftee's name and picture will appear on the titan tron after he or she has been selected.
The computer on the titan tron then began to process. It scrolled through the superstars so quickly, that it could not be read. Then, BEEP-BEEP! And a picture of Finlay appeared on the titan tron.
JR- There you have it. Finlay has been drafted to WWE RAW.
Afterwards, Armando Alejandro Estrada grabbed the microphone from Regal's hand.
Estrada- Now, let us see who joins the most extreme and dominant brand.
The computer once again processed and, this time, chose Mr. Kennedy.
King- Well RAW has gained Finlay and lost Kennedy.
Vickie then grabbed a mic from Lillian Garcia, RAW's ring announcer.
Vickie- Let see Smackdown's new draftee.
The processor started and, in the end, picked CM Punk.
JR- Friday Night Smackdown has lost the fighting Irishmen, but he was replaced with CM Punk.
King- Thank God that we have not lost a diva so far, but I will miss Mr. Kennedy.
JR- And now back to the ring as it's RAW's turn.
This time, the computer selected the Undertaker! The crowd shouted in approval. So did Regal and JR and King.
King- The Phenom has returned to RAW!
JR- The entire locker room best be on notice.
In the end, RAW got Finlay, Undertaker, and Jamie Noble. ECW took Kennedy, Michelle McCool, and Shelton Benjamin. Smackdown got Cm Punk, Jeff Hardy, and Hardcore Holly. The careers of nine WWE athletes had been changed
