A/n: My bf agreed this is insane, so lets just stick with that.
Things The Naruto Cast Would Never Say!
Itachi:
"I wish I didn't look like such a pug"
"Sasuke, I love you!"
"Let's go make peace with everybody!"
"Peace and love!"
"I want my mummy!"
"OMG! I killed that many people! Let us go to church and repent!"
Sasuke:
"I love you more Itachi!"
"OMG! Kakashi scares me!"
"I hate my family!"
"I want to marry Naruto and have seventeen kids that mildly resemble Haku and Chouji!"
Kakashi:
"I'm actually reading a cookbook"
"I think I will arrive early today"
"What's under my mask is so overrated"
"I am a closet pedophile!"
"Teamwork is bull!"
"I hate you, Sasuke!"
Naruto:
"Ramen bites big time"
"Iruka is a whore"
"Sasuke is my bestest buddy in the whole world!"
"I hate you Sakura!"
"I want to grow up to be just like Gai!"
Lee:
"I am so gay"
"My master is dumb"
"I love you Neji"
"TenTen, go crawl under a rock and die"
Ino:
"I love you Chouji!"
"Sasuke scares me"
Sakura:
"I love you Naruto!"
"I despise you Sasuke!"
"I like to speak pig Latin"
Jiraiya:
"Girls with big busts aren't sexy"
"I DA GANGSTA BOZZ DUDE!"
"I am a virgin and proud of it!"
"I am scared of people"
Konohamaru:
"Naruto, you suck! I am going to find Sasuke!"
Orochimaru:
"I wish I didn't look so gay… Oops, late for my beautician appointment!"
"Can someone get this pole outta my ass?"
Gaara:
"I love you!"
"Barney is my friend!"
Shikamaru:
"Ino, you're a slut!"
Hinata:
"I love you too Neji!" (makeout scene)
"Naruto, you suck ass!"
"I stutter for fun!"
Iruka:
"I PWNed Naruto!"
Temari:
"I am SO a good housewife!"
"Gaara, do die somewhere!"
"I bleach my hair!"
Gai:
"I don't where underwear!"
"Nobody knows I'm not wearing any underwear!"
"Lee, I am your father!"
Kurenai:
"My students suck!"
Asuma:
"I quit smoking!"
"Smoking gives you cancer. Don't do it"
"I'm not smoking, my heads on fire!"
Chouji:
"I can't eat any more!"
"Do fried dogs taste nice?"
Shino:
"I LOVE TO YELL!"
"Bugs scare me"
Kiba:
"I think I'm allergic to dogs"
"Ewwwww… I smell like dogs!"
Haku:
"I'm not gay, I just lead an alternate lifestyle!"
Zabuza:
"I pray every night!"
A/n: Hah! I win! I did it!
TSA