A/N: So this is the first chapter of what's going to be a five chapter series. I apologize in advance for the OOCness.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story. No copyright infringement intended.

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"Ruby" A delicate eyebrow twitched once, twice, and thrice.

"Yes?"

"Explain what it is that you are holding"

Ruby tilted her head, her short red-streaked hair fluttering and silver eyes staring into icy blue in confusion.

"Well, it's a fish"

"Yes, I see that. But the real question is, why?"

"Why a fish, or why now?"

"Ruby! Just explain why in the world you are giving me a fish!" Weiss practically screamed in frustration. A few students who were passing by stopped to stare at the heiress who was now desperately trying to regain composure as best as she can while holding a smelly fish. Whilst most people would have looked utterly ridiculous holding such a thing in the middle of the school corridor, Weiss Shnee managed to be the epitome of elegance and beauty. She was able to pull off a feat no normal seventeen year old girl could and in that moment, Ruby knew she had made a right choice in falling in love with the older girl (not that she really had a choice)

"Oh. Well, you see, Yang said the best way to win a person's heart is through their stomach so…" Ruby trailed off, not sure how to finish her sentence.

"So you decided the best course of action to take was to give me a rotten fish" Weiss finished for Ruby with an unimpressed face. It did nothing to put a damper on Ruby's happy mood.

"Yup!"

"Couldn't you have made lunch for me or something along that line? And did you not perhaps think that when Yang gave you this advice, she might have been talking about herself?"

At this, Ruby's face turned thoughtful. After a minute of contemplation, Ruby admitted to herself that maybe Weiss had a point. But then again, the heiress always had a point so it was nothing to dwell on. After all, they say that regret is just a waste of time. And Ruby Rose was anything but a time-waster. So instead of admitting verbally that yes, Weiss had a point, Ruby beckoned Weiss to hand over the fish, to which Weiss did as asked, although hesitantly after giving her a suspicious look.

Ruby answered the look with a reassuring grin which only made Weiss narrow her eyes even further.

"Ruby, what are you going to do with that fish?"

"Cook it, obviously. You can't just eat the raw fish, Weiss"

And suddenly, before Weiss could even blink, Crescent Rose was in Ruby's hand in its scythe form, the sharp blade gleaming proudly. A ridiculous thought entered Weiss' mind and she almost laughed at her own silliness. Even Ruby wasn't so dumb as to try and cut a fish with a giant scythe in the middle of a compacted corridor…right? Weiss' eyes widened as she witnessed Ruby tossing the fish into the air and she reminded herself that yes, Ruby was that dumb.

"Ruby, no!"

She was too late. The damage was done.

"Oops. Hehe, I messed up"

Weiss once again twitched her eyebrow, feeling a headache coming in. She suddenly looked forward to letting out her frustrations in training more than ever before.

"RUBY!"

"I'M SORRY!"