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Far far away, in a land true and free, a little boy named Harry Potter was born. The fates new that he was destined to be an embarrassment to the human race, but despite that, he was born anyway. Ever since he was a baby, he has been mocked and made fun of. Even when he went to school. The kids in school would beat him up because he was such a loser. Finally when he was in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he tried to run with the cool crowd but he was rejected. First they tied him up to the poll, then they poured Kool Aid all over him and hired an airplane to swoop in close dumped a bag of dog crap on him. But after that, Harry Potter still thought he was cool. So finally they gave him a mirror. Now Harry Potter had never looked in a mirror before. He had always just assumed he was handsome. Unfortunately he was not. He was very, very ugly. So he decided to put a bag around his head and spend the rest of his life wandering the world. Until one day he was hired for his ugliness to work in the circus. So from then on, Harry Potter spent the rest of his life as a circus freak.
During his stay at the circus, Harry Potter became really, really good at scaring people with his ugliness. After a while he again started to get a false impression that he was cool. So he went around the place and started claiming that he was cool. He went back to his friends in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and told them all how cool he was now that he was a circus freak. They took one good look at him and sighed. It was true he was much cooler. In fact, he was really cool, they said. Harry Potter felt pretty good about himself. He turned around and started to walk away and as he did, his friends applauded him. Then they tide him up to the poll, poured Kool Aid all over him and hired an airplane to swoop in close and dump a bag of dog crap on him. He started screaming and demanding why they did that if they thought he was so cool. They said that they lied about him being cool and that he really wasn't cool at all. In fact he was the biggest loser that ever exist. Then they put him in a bag and threw him in a pen of pigs. Harry Potter at the time was quite drowsy. When he woke up, he found pigs sitting on his stomach. He told them to get off and shoed them off. And they did get off: but not before they went to the bathroom on him. Harry Potter started getting really angry, so he decided to go to the fates that prophesied that he'd be an embarrassment to the human race. They took one look at them and slapped him in the face. Then they spat on him and beat him repeatedly. He yelled and yelled and asked why? They said he was too ugly to be in their presence. So they threw him back to the circus where Harry Potter continued to live without any more of his famous and falsely placed vanity.