"Waaaaattttt…..?" Being pretty sure the computer was broken, Lester punched the system resulting in nothing happening.
"But it was working completely fine last night!" he said, extremely pissed. After a good hour of screwing around with plugs, the computer did work, but when he did manage to get on, there was no web browser. And no way to get one. Lester's eye began to twitch as he slowy lost his sanity. And then a cat walked in.
"Do you want a cat?" Lester asked someone for the 500th time. They simply shut him out with even more anger coming from the already very mad machine.
"WHY DOES NOBODY WANT A FREE CAT!?" Lester yelled, hitting his head on the nearest wall. If nobody liked cats why did they watch cute cat videos on Youtube!?
Lester was bored. He was bouncing a ball on the wall with the cat sitting down in the corner when Primo walked in. "…No. DON'T TALK TO ME! I can't sell a cat today for no reason and the computer was hacked!" Lester screamed. Primo simply showed Lester his phone for the latter to get why nobody even cared that day.
"I completely forgot it was April Fool's Day!" he screamed but then looked again. "Why is does it say 2006? Pretty sure it's 2015."
"I had to change the date to play on an emulator."
"….Why not buy the game?"
"…"
I honestly forgot so here's a short story!