Let's take a moment to reflect on awesomeness. What awesomeness you ask? Why the awesomeness of the tengu twins in they're stunning bishounen form. They are in a Cafe in WestHollywood. While in most towns two handsome fellows with angel wings and ass feathers would be somewhat distracting, the fact that on the other side of the street was a leather man whore walking his slave, seemed to water down the angels oddness. The brothers are having a lovely conversation.
"So his pants just showed up the next day in Tatsumi-san's office desk?"Kojirou asked as adorably as he just so is. "Mmhmm and they were covered in little white stains. And I'm not talking about Hostess white powdered muffin stains either."Kotaru answered. "Well what did Tsuzuki-san do then? Wouldn't this cause a bit of a scandal? His pants aren't usually known to get up and walk around on their own getting stains on them." Kojirou asked. "You know, in most cases it SHOULD. But Konoe-san didn't care at all. Also, whenever someone asked Tatsumi-san about it he just answered with 'I'm watering a plant'" Kotaru replied.
"Well now that is something,"here Kojirou took a bite out of his danish, took a sip of his coffee, coffee made like how he likes his women, Strong and Black, well that's not actually true I just love that joke. When his throat was cleared he was stuck with another question. "What did Hisoka-san say about Tsuzuki-san's pants showing up in Tatsumi-san's desk?" Kotaru replied with,"He just grumbled and said that 'Tsuzuki-san's personal life is none of my business just like it's none of his business about my modeling career'"
"Wait wait wait wait waaaiiiiit a second! Modeling career?!"Kojirou sputtered out confused as all hell. "What you didn't know? Soh Ryu Alive where have you been?! Well I suppose I'll just have to explain from the begining. Okay, on an outing Tsuzuki-san and Hisoka-san are spotted by Christian Dior.--"
"What was Christian Dior doing in Japan?" "--He's rich. He can do whatever he wants. Shutup and pay attention. Tsuzuki-san and Hisoka-san are spotted by Dior. Dior falls in absolute LOVE with the two of them. He askes if they'll model some of his clothes. He says he'll make them rich and loved by the world around. Well Tsuzuki-san laughed his cute little hiney off about this and declined the offer, but Hisoka-san didn't. Infact Hisoka-san got giddy and over excited about the whole offer. He nearly jumped into Dior's arms. This put Tsuzuki-san off abit. He really didn't need his partner running off just to show his tushy wearing some fancy duds.---" "I sense a fight coming on."
"That's why they always called you the clever one. In fact a BIG brawl got started over this. Tsuzuki-san called Hisoka-san a blonde tart. Hisoka-san called Tsuzuki-san a flaming, overfed, monodressed flamer crybaby. Hisoka-san can be extremely cruel when he feels the need. So of course, Tsuzuki-san started crying. Hisoka-san not being a complete bastard apologized, but still insisted on taking Dior up on the offer. Tsuzuki-san finally accepted that little Hisoka-san was going to be a walking coat hanger. Since then Hisoka-san has been modeling for Dior."
"I see."
"Although, I think it still kinda bummed Tsuzuki-san out. Hence the little "whip cream" incident with Tatsumi and Tsuzuki in the cafeteria."
"Hold on WHAT INCIDENT!?"
"Sheesh I have to explain EVERYTHING to you don't I?"
"So his pants just showed up the next day in Tatsumi-san's office desk?"Kojirou asked as adorably as he just so is. "Mmhmm and they were covered in little white stains. And I'm not talking about Hostess white powdered muffin stains either."Kotaru answered. "Well what did Tsuzuki-san do then? Wouldn't this cause a bit of a scandal? His pants aren't usually known to get up and walk around on their own getting stains on them." Kojirou asked. "You know, in most cases it SHOULD. But Konoe-san didn't care at all. Also, whenever someone asked Tatsumi-san about it he just answered with 'I'm watering a plant'" Kotaru replied.
"Well now that is something,"here Kojirou took a bite out of his danish, took a sip of his coffee, coffee made like how he likes his women, Strong and Black, well that's not actually true I just love that joke. When his throat was cleared he was stuck with another question. "What did Hisoka-san say about Tsuzuki-san's pants showing up in Tatsumi-san's desk?" Kotaru replied with,"He just grumbled and said that 'Tsuzuki-san's personal life is none of my business just like it's none of his business about my modeling career'"
"Wait wait wait wait waaaiiiiit a second! Modeling career?!"Kojirou sputtered out confused as all hell. "What you didn't know? Soh Ryu Alive where have you been?! Well I suppose I'll just have to explain from the begining. Okay, on an outing Tsuzuki-san and Hisoka-san are spotted by Christian Dior.--"
"What was Christian Dior doing in Japan?" "--He's rich. He can do whatever he wants. Shutup and pay attention. Tsuzuki-san and Hisoka-san are spotted by Dior. Dior falls in absolute LOVE with the two of them. He askes if they'll model some of his clothes. He says he'll make them rich and loved by the world around. Well Tsuzuki-san laughed his cute little hiney off about this and declined the offer, but Hisoka-san didn't. Infact Hisoka-san got giddy and over excited about the whole offer. He nearly jumped into Dior's arms. This put Tsuzuki-san off abit. He really didn't need his partner running off just to show his tushy wearing some fancy duds.---" "I sense a fight coming on."
"That's why they always called you the clever one. In fact a BIG brawl got started over this. Tsuzuki-san called Hisoka-san a blonde tart. Hisoka-san called Tsuzuki-san a flaming, overfed, monodressed flamer crybaby. Hisoka-san can be extremely cruel when he feels the need. So of course, Tsuzuki-san started crying. Hisoka-san not being a complete bastard apologized, but still insisted on taking Dior up on the offer. Tsuzuki-san finally accepted that little Hisoka-san was going to be a walking coat hanger. Since then Hisoka-san has been modeling for Dior."
"I see."
"Although, I think it still kinda bummed Tsuzuki-san out. Hence the little "whip cream" incident with Tatsumi and Tsuzuki in the cafeteria."
"Hold on WHAT INCIDENT!?"
"Sheesh I have to explain EVERYTHING to you don't I?"
The End......for now