A/N: I was supposed to be on a MAJOR writers block. But just playing B.K inspired me to write this! All I kept doing was erasing a game then playing it, erasing it, playing it and so on. Then all of a sudden, I said to myself 'Banjo and Kazooie make an adorable couple' now you know where this idea just popped in ma head! - So...

Chapter 1: Tut Tut Breegull

"Oi! Out of the way fool!!...what did I just say to you? MOVE IT!!!"

A startled Breegull moans and shrieks her way past the 'imbeciles' that were blocking her way, down the peaceful tundra of Spiral Mountain. Everyone knew that it was never peaceful when Kazooie is angered or tempted in anyway. Striking anyone in her way with a sharp thwap with her wings, she made her way around the grassland. On her way she saw Tooty, skipping through a batch of flowers like she doesn't give a care. Kazooie widened her beak for a large sigh; it seems like the only sane person in this place was her. She trotted over towards her best friend's sibling, only to find that the bear continued skipping. Kazooie felt a slight bit of tension through her body as her trot formed into a full run.

'How can you call that skipping when she's going to fast? Idiot girl...'

Kazooie had felt like screaming like a wild cockatoo just to gain the attention of her peer. The ignorant child couldn't even bother looking back at the fuming Breegull for even one second. Kazooie would have thought that she was ignored on purpose, so she huffed a full load of air in and started flapping her wings as fast as she can with full pressure, making little breezes emit from the force. But those little breezes became gusts. Gust of wind which shot it selves towards the skipping bear. Making her skip no longer as she was caught unguarded while being blown around. Kazooie instantly stopped as she saw the bear lying across the grass, looking like she fainted. The Breegull flapped her wings back and trotted towards the fallen other, a smirk forming across her plated beak. Tooty regained her energy to stand up and glare at the creator of the gusts which almost blew her to kingdom come. But it wasn't as if Kazooie gave a care.

What had convinced the bird to help rescue Tooty from Gruntilda was because of Banjo. Banjo this Banjo that. It was as if Banjo was her weakness. His promises to Kazooie weren't always invain. He would always shower her mind with silly jokes and funny gags. He always knew how to make her laugh. But besides that, everyone else was no one else, Banjo's 'cute and adorable' little sister was no exception. Sure she had the resemblance of the Honey bear who had always kept her in that backpack, but the younger sibling didn't have the touch Kazooie naturally needed. It was obvious that Kazooie is naturally attached to Banjo in a lot of ways. Must be that 'Best Friends Forever' thing. Kazooie never really looked at Banjo as a friend alone, but as a brother. Banjo probably felt the same, doing what he can to save the other whilst the other would do the same. Even when at times Kazooie would act loud-mouthed, immature and an almost good name caller. Banjo never really cared, what the Breegull does to tick a certain someone out was any damn for him. He knew that if anyone had an argument with Kazooie, the Breegull would commonly win. She was the master of taunting, dissing and ofcourse egg spiting. The Bear and Bird combination seem to never be broken.

Kazooie looked down at the slightly smaller bear with a look that says 'I pity you for all the reasons in the world'. She ruffled her feathers slightly. Her emerald eyes never shifted its glance. Her beak remained in position as she saw the bear take a shot at glaring with the Beak-busting Breegull. For a moment they stared into each other's eyes. None breaking a sweat, until Tooty quickly turned away while putting on the 'see, I told you I was better than you' grin on her beak. Tooty, who wanted ignore what had just happened, started off a conversation.

"What do you want?" Came a startled muffle from Tooty's mouth. Kazooie only chuckled to herself arrogantly; her grin had became slightly obnoxious as she noticed the bear rubbing her eyes repeatedly. Wanting to dismiss the trauma.

"What do you think?" Sneered Kazooie, Her beak pointing downwards each time, making her voice deeper and husky. Tooty was totally freaked by the Breegull's stern expression. Not wanting to show signs of Intimidation, she stayed silent for a moment. Kazooie turned around and lifted her head to look at the blue tainted sky.

"I'm looking for Banjo, you know where he is?" the Breegull replied, not dancing her glance anywhere else but the sky. Tooty blinked and looked down for a second.

"I don't know, he never told me-"

"He never tells you anything...some brother you have..."

"Hey I resent that! This isn't a time to be cocky!"

"Cocky? Is that the best you can come up with? Explains why I'm talking to a scrawny little git" the Bird yawned, boredom has struck again in the mind of Kazooie. Tooty was standing there with the urge to just strangle the cheeky bird.

"Go ask Bottles, he'll know where Banjo is" Tooty replied while grinding her teeth, rage flew around her body. Kazooie however, was totally oblivious to Tooty's rage hit.

"Sure, always go crawling to Speck savers, he has all the information." came a sarcastic reply from the Breegull as she fled off. Tooty was standing there clenching her fists. She chose to ignore it, but for how long?

Roaming from hill to hill, Kazooie couldn't seem to find the mole. Charging from place to place. She couldn't find either Bottles or Banjo. It was like she was loosing everyone today. After a long while of searching Kazooie breathed in and out quite deeply and stumbled on the ground. Out of breath and weak, she never found the strength to carry on searching; it seemed that no worse can happen. Someone then came along and bonked her on the head three times so the bird was unconscious. The figure then carried her to somewhere secret.

Ok, Kazooie may be abit Out Of Character. I mean she isn't really like that right? Tooty aswell...If they are then where have I been ; anyway, short but it's worth it. So REVIEW please! Can't continue the story if there are no reviews so REVIEW! Thank you, have a nice day! D