Hey everyone! It me, Shadow! How have you all been?

Good, cause your here reading I guess.

Bad, cause someone annoy you today.

Either way, I'm here to tell you another story I had. I found this idea ridiculous and probably a fun one if I get the flow right for myself.

But, I hope you all enjoy this the most and tell me what you think!

So, let establish two things before we start.

First, this story take place in a AU without Despair like you all notice, but Junko and a few girls probably will be monsters, as well a few guys here and there. (*Cough* suggestion *cough*) and the cast will be different! You'll see since this is a progule.

Secondly, Makoto and Hajime, yes that Hajime, had did a few things that change a big chunk of things we know, so look forward to those.

So, now we got these out of the way, let begin this ridicules story!

What words can you describe Makoto Neagi?

Well, that depends on who you have ask that question to really.

To anyone else, it just a name of someone who they never heard of.

To his family, he great brother/son.

To his school, he a lucky and likeable guy.

To his friends though, he is Hope to their Despair.

He did many things for those who need it and seen some things he wish he hadn't, but still did to help someone.

Why am I telling you this you may ask. Why am I telling you a story about a boy who seem to be a great friend and probably a survivor?

Well, the answer is simple really.

I want to tell you how he regurly almost die cause of his own damn luck.

"Papi! Put me down, I can't fly remember!" Makoto cried as he was hung in the air by a blue hair harpy girl.

"But Papi want to fly with Master!" The harpy know as Papi said with a pout.

"I-I know, but I'm a human being Papi. So I don't have wings." Makoto said with a gulp as he stare how up he was from the ground.

'I knew SHSL Luckster was a lie!' Makoto though to himself.

"So can you put me back on the ground Papi? Please?" Makoto ask.

"Okay..." Papi said depressly. Makoto wince at her sad expression and sigh, knowing this will only end in chaos.

"W-we can fly around for a little while, so as long you don't let me go." Makoto said with a sigh.

"Really!? Thank you Master! Papi love you!" Papi said as flew off happily.

"AHHHH, NOT SO FAST PAPI!" Makoto yell in fright.

(Somewhere else)

"Is that all we needed?" Draco the Dragonet ask with a whine as she carry all the bags.

Draco dresses in style with elegant pants, shirt and a heavy trench coat.

"I agree. I feel like this more of a workout then I ever had with weights." Polt the kobold said with a groan, having more bags then the two she is with.

Polt is a fur-clad humanoid with tail and ears like a dog—she even wears a leather collar—but with a more flat, human-like face. She is wearing shorts, T-shirt and track shoes.

"Yes. Now we can buy you some dresses!?" Komura said with glee.

"W-why?! I like my cloths!" Draco said with a frightful expression.

"Yeah! I work out in these!" Polt said with a pout.

"I know, but you two need to try different things, and clothing is one of them!" Komura said with a giggle.

"I want to go home." Draco whimper sadly, thinking of Makoto, and how he is waiting for her to back and help with cleaning.

"I want to go fishing today." Polt whine childish.

"Look at it this way, these dressed can help you try to see what can be useful when you go meet new people. And attract certain people attention too if you play your cards right." Komura said happily, hiding a small smirk.

The two froze and though back to a certain Luckster. They had a small blush as they image him saying nice things to them and then saying how he wish how want to spent more time with them and possible grow their relationship to even more intimate.

"I-I guess it can't be help. It a request from the master of our houseful little sister." Draco said with a cough.

"I hope we find one that won't restrict my movement." Polt said with a grin.

"Great, come on then! We need to hurry if we wants get good deals." Komura said gleefully, dragging Polt with her.

"H-hey! Not so hard! I'm holding a ton of bags!" Polt cried out as she try to keep herself from dropping the bags.

"I hope Lilith and Shiishii isn't causing Makoto problems." Draco mumble as she follow the group.

(Back with the Luckster)

Makoto was holding Papi legs for dear life as he watch the ground below him.

'This is pretty high up.' Makoto though with a gulp.

"P-papi, let go back home now. I have to make dinner soon." Makoto said to his flying companion.

"Okay Master! Papi will fly back home now!" Papi said happily as she quickly turn around to head back.

She didn't got far as she heard Makoto started to scream.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Makoto scream as he was falling to ground cause Papi was holding his sweater and not him, so when she urn around, Makoto luck seem to turn on him as he slip out of it.

"Master? MASTER!?" Papi call out with a worry expression and nose dive to try and save him, but he was already too far down to get him.

Time to slow for Makoto as he saw himself falling down toward the ground.

'So this where it ends huh? I live a good live. I can only hope everyone won't be too depress about my death.' Makoto though as he close his eyes, waiting for impact.

But no feeling came. Instead he felt a sticky landing.

Makoto open his eyes and saw a web net what was that safe him.

"God job Rachnera!" A voice he knew well said with a reflect sigh.

"No problem Chihiro. I don't want to lose one of my toys." Rachnera said with a smirk.

"Master!" Papi call out in worry as she landed next to Chihiro.

"I want my normal days back." Makoto said with a sigh.

He got off the web and smile as he felt Papi hug him and the other two lecture them on flying safely.

'But, this okay.' Makoto though with a smile.

And that it.

I know it was small and stuff, but I don't want to give away TOO many surprise. Stay with me if you want to see all I have plain with this story.

Anyway, big props to my buddy The Unknown Plague who help with this chapter ideas and helping me when I get into a bind. Check him out if you have time.

Now, see you all later!