REMEMBER WHEN PHEEBS SAID TO THE GANG : " WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES I WILL HAVE TO KILL ALL OF YOU."
AND THEN SHE PROMISED NOT TO KILL JOEY.
WELL ITS THE YEAR 2010 AND THE REVOLUTION HAS CAME.
{Inside an old Building}
{ Ross, Rachel ,Chandler and Monica are hiding there.}
Monica : " This place is so dirty."
Rachel : " Oh ..please dont start cleaning this up."
Ross : " I feel as if I would throw up."
Chandler : " Wait a minute... where is Joey. And Pheebs? Are they safe?"
Ross : " I think I will throw up."
Chandler : " You already said that."
{Rachel moves towards Ross to comfort him who accidently vomits on her.}
Chandler : " Vomit on him ...take your revenge lady in striped pyajamas ."
Monica : " How could you do that Ross."
Ross : " What just happened?"
Rachel : " We just broke up for ever."
Monica : " Come on Rachel. Chandler pissed on me when I was stung by a jelly fish."
Rachel : " Can you see a jelly fish here."
Monica : " No."
Ross : " Jelly fish are not found in this part of the world."
Chandler : " Stop vomiting words Ross."
Ross : " Look Rachel.... I am sorry."
Rachel : " I cant even look at you."
Chandler : " And I cant look at you Rachel."
Rachel : " Why?....Is it because I am covered in vomit."
Chandler : " No it is because the liquid part of vomit has made your bra visible."
Monica : " Thats my bra."
Rachel : " You can have it back."
Monica : " Come here Rachel. Lets clean you up."
{AFTER 20 MINUTES}
Rachel : " I cant still believe it. How could you vomit on me? I have never seen anything more disgusting."
Ross : " Have you ever seen an old woman vomiting through her nose?"
Rachel : " At least she did'nt vomit on me."
Ross : " Am I the only one who ever vomited on my girlfriend?
{ROSS LOOKS QUESTIONGLY AT MONICA}
Monica : " Yeah."
Ross : " How can you be so sure?"
Chandler : " Coz I have seen all the crazy video's on you-tube. If it had happened before , I must have seen it."
Ross : " Things could have been worse............"
Rachel : " Yeah.....!!!!!!!!!!! If the gastric content got in your respiratory tract you would be in hospital right now. But the bright part is then we would be still together"
Ross : " The bonds of love are too strong to be broken over silly things like vomiting."
Rachel : " Which bonds of love? I think they drowned in your pool of vomit"
Ross : " Hey its not like I kissed another girl !"
Rachel : " "Theonly other girl here is Monica. You are not going to kiss her again. Are you?
Chandler : " Hey you know.............kissing a girl and vomiting on her are almost same. Both spoil her make-up"
Ross :"Why are you making it such a big deal?"
Rachel : " Its a big deal"
Ross : " In my defense.......... I had eaten your favorite pizza. So technically when I was vomiting on you.............................."
Rachel : " Oh stop it. Every word you say reminds me of that...I want to forget it but cant.............."
Ross : " May be when you are 60 years old and You have alziemers and you are lost in a street and forgotten your way to home and yeah...also forgotten that I once vomited on you ...I will be standing in a corner with a blue umbrella"
Rachel : "Bye. So meet you after 40 years.............and hey i just remembered you havent yet returned my blue umbrella. "
Monica : " Hey.........that's my blue umbrella."
Chandler : " We have a blue umbrella?"
TO BE CONTINUED.
