Diaries
Disclamier: I am not Eoin Colfer nor do i own him and i do not own any body but Christine. SO HA!!! muhahahaha!!!!
Um.....hi. this is just a thinng based on random peoplez diarys so enjoy! Oh, ya...the line breaks mean its either going into narriation or that it is like a week or the next day. everybody only writes once each day. HA! This story might tie in with my other ones....ooo.....
enjoy! lalilalilal
SMY: Artemis found a way to go back in time! Will Arty get lost in space?He might change history forever!Will the fairies find out? Can He surivie our persent day lifestyle?
Artemis Fowl's Diary, disk 3 (encrypted)
Well, the last adventure, which was, as you know getting my memory back was quiet adventurous. But now I have yet, another ingenuous plan. Crime-free and no fairies are needed. Well, I must admit there is one or two sparks of fairy tech. here and there. But, they do have the highest technology in the world, beating humans by 50 years. This invention will have the power to change time. Well, 'to go back in history' sounds more efficient. I, Artemis Fowl II will be the first to travel for no more than 5 minuets to the millennium of 2000, or somewhere near. As for the results, are not predictable. Butler will help me in the control room to maintain my points. He will be watching me from a camera and will get me back to the present when it is time. I may be the first human to go back in time, or be the first human to change history forever.
Christine 2005
Dear Diary,
Yes, 8th grade is hard. Homework, book reports, I've got it all. The worst part is, I have not even picked out a book yet!!! I have been thinking about reading Artemis Fowl, but, it looks dull. Mom has been noticing that I have been depressed lately, so true. So now, guess what? I've got a diary! Isn't that's just great sarcastically smile? Now I have another thing to write. La-La-La.
Holly
Julius gave me paperwork today. I could've been catching trolls, handcuffing elves, but no. I had to be sitting in my desk finishing paperwork. That's what you get for being a girl. No respect. I would've rather be spending tea time with Fowl. I wonder if I'll ever see him again. Maybe not. He is probably too busy with school. He better be. After all I've been thru for him, touching ice. –shiver- I better go now, I have to get up at 5 for a meeting.
Christine 2005
Dear diary,
I haven't really written anything for the past week because of the following sentence. I have finally decided to pick Artemis Fowl. I mean, it doesn't really look that bad. Actually is really isn't bad at all. I have just finished the second to the last book. It only took a week! I am proud of myself. Now I can get that book report in on time! Can't talk for long. The report is due the day after and I need to finish it!
Artemis Fowl's Diary, disk 3 (encrypted)
At last it is complete. After a week of non-stop work, skipping school, I have the power to change mankind. I, of course will be the experiment. Butler will be the controller and the altitude is America, 2000. We night not get exact year but near it I suppose. Margin of error is 10 years max. But I am afraid I will be found out by the fairies once I open a black hole of teleport. The machine is sending out numerous amounts of radiation, and I do not have the materials to stop it yet. The best I can do is making the radiations unharmful to humans so that Mud people cannot have a trace of it. But the fairies will surely find out with their high technology. That is one of the reasons why I am having Butler stay back. I am aware that this is highly dangerous. But so has my past experiences.
Holly
Here we go again. There has been a million meetings this past week and you know who the center of attention is? That right, Fowl. Actually he is only a suspect. Foaly is getting traces of huge amounts of radiation concentrated from one small place. They are thinking that it's a teleport of some sort because only teleports send out this much radiation and actually now, no human has been able to make a teleport. That's not all, this is one big radiation. It is twice the size as a regular teleport. And guess who they are going to send to check on things? Yes, me. ME! Why not grub? …-hysterical laughter- or Trouble? No, they have to send the paperwork girl to do their dirty work. -sigh- I guess it is better then doing paperwork.
"Are you sure about this Artemis?" asked Butler. Artemis put up a thumbs up. Butler took a deep breath and he pulled the handle down.
I know what u r doing. you are just sitting there. doing nothing. so why not REVIEW???? wink wink. plz?