Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does.
What They Were Thinking.
Third Movie, Hermione hugs Ron, Harry hugs Hermione after they thought Beaky was killed.
Ron: Man, I wish Hermione wasn't here
Hermione: Now, if I flirt like this a little more, maybe I'll be able to see if he's straight.
Harry: She's not hugging me, why isn't she hugging me?!
First book, Harry flies after Draco for Nevilles Remembrall
Ron: Yes! If he dies, then maybe I'll be famous.
Hermione: Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, but he's cute, no!, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!
Harry: If I get the Remembrall, then I'll be famous, wait I already am famous. Hmm. I'll be a famous famous person, yeah.
Neville: If I change my name and go to a different school then no one will ever know. Elliven, yeah that's good. But wait gram won't let me change schools. I'll dress different pretend to be someone else switch my schedule become a Hufflepuff, yes siry Bob.
First book, playing chess Ron is about to sacrifice himself
Ron: I am a hero, I am a hero!
Third movie, Ron's in the hospital wing, Dumbledore comes in and starts hitting Ron's hurt leg
Dumbledore: Fun, let's do it again!
Ron: No, that hurts owwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Harry: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Second book, Colin Creevy took a picture of Harry and Professor Lockhart
Harry: He's standing in the way of my fame!
Lockhart: Well well well, he thinks he's more famous than me we'll see about that. It's time for....... a poll! MUAHAHAHAHA.
Colin: Maybe I can sell this on ebay for three galleons, yay money!
Second book, Tome Riddle's basalisk is about to kill Harry
Tom: Forever more I will be a hero for killing Harry. I declare Tuesdays to be Tom Marvolo Riddle Day and everyone must wear green or black.
Harry: o, no, he's going to kill me, I'm leaving Hedwig to Rom and Hermione can have my bed.
First movie, Ron and Harry were on the moving staircases
Ron: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, no wait, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Harry:What happened to the good old non-moving staircases, where'd they go, huh?
Fourth book, The goblins threw the coins at the crowd
Ron: I'm RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yes
Harry: What's going on, who gives away free money, I'm not taking any, okay maybe a little.
