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What a LoadOfRubbish!!

Rose died then she came back, got married to the doctor and became a time lord. She lost a heart then killed jenny so the doctor killed rose and jack and Ianto got married then the spirit of Tosh and Owen have to destroy the world because they have nobody to talk to!

Jack comes back to life and then dies and then comes to life then dies and that goes on forever while he floats in space. The doctor turns into David Beckham and ends up on clom. Jenny's and Rose's spirits have a cat fight and end up killing each other over and over again until they end up turning into lamps and land in front of the Daleks and get exterminated because they have a tingle that says one of the lamps is Rose Tyler. Martha gets sucked into a black hole then turns into a black hole inside the black hole. Donna becomes an Indian meal. When Rose got exterminated, she turned into a meter stick on the planet random! The TARDIS dies because it drowned in a 1cm cup of water! Jackie comes running in with a loaf of bread strapped to her head screaming "Why I ought to slap you in the face Rose for killing my only granddaughter! Wait a minute... why do you look like you've been killed? That's because you have! My only daughter, dead. Yay!!!! She saw it coming after killing Jenny!"

Meanwhile Mickey holds his breath and runs into a star. One of the pointy bits hits him in his sore finger and his nail comes of and cries like a baby!! Mamma's boy!

That's all folks!!!

What a load of rubbish!

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's more!!!!!

Tony runs away and the Master finds him and puts him on a rocket and sends him to mars! Martha decides she hates Tom and loves the Doctor again so they get married while Rose is still a meter stick.

The End!

Or is it?

It is! No... Wait it's not. It is, no wait... it's not. It is, it's not, it is, it definitely is, no it's not, there ismore..... NOOOOO!!! There is not more!!

Zee End!

there is more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete moves to Antarctica to live with the penguins!!!!! Jackie Gets married to a Dalek. Everything that has happened, happened while they were all dead because Tosh and Owen killed the world so it really doesn't make sense and that is why it is called 'What a Load of Rubbish!'

Now it's the end

Or is it........?

It is! No wait, I don't know......