(A/N: Dedicated to Sara, the most paranoid person I know. This is slightly parody-ish, because Boq is more enthusiastic than he needs to be, but I like it. Also, just in case you were wondering, I imagine Nessa as a pale girl with blue eyes and shoulder length mousey brown hair. That doesn't really matter, except for that I mention Nessa having blue eyes in here, so I didn't want you guys to be confused. Enjoy!)
Paranoid
"Don't think I can't see right through that innocent act of yours, Nessa," Boq says, scowling at her.
"What are you talking about?" Nessa asks in a voice that sounds innocent, but not too innocent, making Boq even more perplexed. She blinks her big eyes in confusion.
"That! That's exactly what I'm talking about!" Boq shouts, as if being louder will make his ideas get into Nessa's head. "You bat those big, blue eyes of yours and you have all of Oz eating out of the palm of your hand! But I can just see your brain thinking of ways to enslave us all."
"Boq, you're not making any sense." Nessa uses the exact same tone she used before. "I think you're just paranoid. I'm not going to enslave you all."
"Yes, you are! I mean, just look at how well your cute act worked on me."
"That's exactly what I was trying to do," Nessa says. She sounds a bit wickeder now, and Boq thinks he sees an evil smirk on her face.
Boq is so distracted by the un-Nessa-like look on her face, he doesn't completely register her words. "Wait…what?"
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