"Hey Haasssshiramma! You, fu-, fukkin Uchiha lover!" Hashirama frowned at his brother's lack of composure.
"Tobirama, what are you- argh!" Tobirama lurched forwards and tackled him to the floor.
"You fukk- fukkin sharingan lover!" He leapt back onto his feet. Orochimaru turned to Hashirama and whispered.
"Is he always like this?" Hashirama frowned.
"No, I can only guess that it's a side effect of the Impure World Reincarnation..."
"Hashirama, get ooovver here! We gonna sing a sooong! Saru, you too!" The aged sandaime seemed to be suffering from the same condition too. He called out as he slung his arm over Tobirama's shoulder.
"Yeeeah, come on, it'll be fuuuuuun!" Hashirama grumbled and walked over as Tobirama began to sing.
Nidaime Fine
Sicker than your average Uchiha killer
Twist Uchiha's heads off
Uchihas fucking die Uchihas and dissenters
Senju hating ninja
Nidaime hooligans like Tobirama
Dead right if they head right
Screwing over Konoha every night
Tobirama's been smooth since days of killing Uchiha
Never lose
Never choose to spare Uchiha who do something to us
Talk go through us Izuna walked to us
Get on my death bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, Nidaime, Uchiha babies i don't give a fuck
More child soldiers for us
Dare I not see at your damn curse of hatred
Kill every clan member easily, busily
Recently Uchihas fronting ain't saying nothing
My jutsu Uchiha
Suck it, Nidaime mafia, we're on it
*Sarutobi*
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
*Tobirama*
I put Uchihas underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
Konoha need to go back to clan wars
Never to be stealing money from you and me
Now who's the real Kage
All your sharingan look like shit
You Uchihas fuck off pricks
Justu chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to your clan
I don't know why I hate Uchiha
Oh yeah, it's because their sharingan
And the curse of hatred
Quit throwing your jutsu on the sidewalk
Uchihas need to learn some Senju talk
I don't give a fuck about your mama
Pulling out her eyes ain't no drama
It's probably different than the Uchiha sharingan she's used to
Kill a Uchiha and steal a sharingan too
*Sarutobi*
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
*Hashirama*
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud Senju I use my right to free speech
Tobirama you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race
*Tobirama*
Fuck off Hashirama
I don't give a fuck about people of eye colors
Get the fuck out you ain't my brother
Why don't you go and fuck Madara
When we're in the forest I can't even see ya
*Sarutobi*
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
Tobirama, Tobirama, can't you see
Damn Uchihas need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their clan is dead and you're so great
*Tobirama*
This is Tobirama here telling you Uchihas to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote me, villagers, and I'm out of here
A/N: Yay! Parody! Spare me! I just had to do it!
And not hating on Tobirama! Just imagine Sasuke's face if Tobirama sang this, he may have even shown emotions!
Thanks to everyone on Discord who inspired me to do this! Kinoe out!