-1So before you read this poem yaoi slash thing, you may want to check out "Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches" by Emilie Autumn first. I was listening to this song when I wrote this, and that's the patter/rhythm it (is supposed to) follows. Or, if you know the old children's rhyme Miss Suzy Had A Steamboat, it follows the same idea. Please leave a review if you don't mind, I love your guys' comments! :D Thanks!!
Renji was angsty,
And bored all the same.
So he began to touch himself and he nearly
Came into the bedroom,
Ichigo working hard,
Renji shut the door while his sisters played in the back
Yardsticks are for distance,
And scales are for weight.
Math homework upsetting him and working very
Lately Renji's curious,
And Ichigo's his muse.
Watching him work so damn hard nearly lit his
Fuse and bind the compounds,
Chemistry work now.
Ichigo oblivious to his moans some
How could he be so blind?
Renji breathing down his neck.
Renji is a horny bastard what can you
Inspection of his homework,
Now he's finally done.
His sigh of satisfactory enough to make Renji
Come to a conclusion,
It's time to make a move,
The problem in his pants now he can finally
Soothe his aching headache,
Ichigo turned away.
Working non stop like this ruined his
Day is finally over,
And night has arrived.
Renji let out an angry frustrated
Sigh of disapproval,
Escaped his lips.
Renji nearly caught him right as he
Tripped over Kon,
That stupid little cat.
Ichigo swore that he would beat him with a metal
Back into the hallway,
Kon was tossed,
Down into the kitchen to recuperate his
Loss of balance,
On top of Renji he fell,
Eyes meeting one another, passion blazing like
Hell, he was angry,
That stupid red head,
Ichigo would kill him even if he's already
Dead serious the look,
Plastered on his face.
Renji took a deep breath and closed the
Space between their lips,
As they both connect.
Renji's hand bringing Ichigo hard and
Direct were his intentions,
His stubbornness he'd break.
There was no turning back now, this wasn't a mis-
Take off all their clothing,
And hold each other tight.
Renji holding himself back with all his
Might he be on top?
Or might he give a suck?
Either was he knew that Ichigo he'd
Fuck he's nearly reached
His climax so intense.
How they ended up like this doesn't make much
Senses are heightened,
As Renji thrusts again.
Ichigo moaning loudly beneath his red headed
Friend and lover,
Sweaty as they pant.
When it's all over he knows Ichigo will
Rant about how it's wrong.
How he likes girls
And how he doesn't like the red head's cum
Swirled around his chest
With Renji's nimble fingers.
The taste of Ichigo on his lips
Lingers as they lay together,
Sweaty on the floor
He doesn't want to hear "I love you" like so many times
Before he can get up,
Ichigo lays his head on his chest,
They lie in silence, knowing saying nothing at all, says it the best.