Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty....

By Saiya-jin Honey Bee

Description: Bulma rescues a black tomcat from a Sadist, and takes him home. After having him for just a few days, Bulma wishes that she could have a boyfriend like her Kitty(who is named Vegeta ^_~) AU B/V Rated PG-13



(Author's Note:)
SHB: Hi! I'm Saiya-Jin Honey Bee! And Welcome to 'Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty....' Before I start I would like to say thank you to anyone who actually thought that this sounded interesting! I'm a new author here, and I haven't posted anything else as of yet! But I'm working on it! So if you could please give me a reveiw and tell me what you think of my story so far!
Aiden: Hey....don't I get to say anything?
SHB: Oh....Everyone, I'd like you to meet Aiden! He's my Alternate Personality and Boyfriend!
Aiden: *huggles SHB* I wuv you....
SHB: *sweatdrop* Anyway...you can say the disclaimer!
Aiden: K! ^-^ *ahem* Saiya-jin Honey Bee owns nothing! Except a Rat! Even the computer she's typing this on isn't hers!
SHB: So true...and so, so sad. *sniffle* Anyway, I'll bet you're tired of me ranting by now, so I'll shut up! Read on fair Readers!


Bulma sighed as she rounded the corner. Today had been one hell of a day, first her favorite car had broken down, then she had been late for a CC board of directors meeting. The heel of her shoe had broken on her way out, and she had scraped her knee on the pavement outside. Yup, today had definately been one of those days she wished she had just stayed in bed. And she still had a party to go to at Master Roshi's island later on.
That she was at least half looking forward to. She would get to see all the friends she hadn't seen in so long. Goku, Krillin, Chi Chi. But then there was Yamucha. Bulma frowned, she and Yamucha had broken up only recently (for about the 15th time) but Yamucha didn't seem to be trying to win her back at all, in fact he was dating anything in a miniskirt at the moment. Well, she wouldn't be jealous...nope, not jealous at all.
As Bulma rounded the next curve, she heard a loud screeching from one of the alleys to the side of the road. Curious, and slightly afraid, Bulma stopped to see what it was. She was surprised to see a man standing with his back to her, and behind him was a small, black tomcat. The cat was hissing and spitting, it's tail puffed up in agitation. It was pressed up against the wall of the alley way, and yowling like a wild animal. At first Bulma assumed that the cat was feral, and the man was an animal control officerwhich had come to remove it, but after a closer look, Bulma saw that the man was holding a bow and arrow. And it was aimed directly at the tomcat's head.
Now figuring the man to be some sort of sicko sadist, Bulma scowled, and slammed her hand down on the horn of her car. BEEEEEEEPPP!!! BEEEEEEEEP!! Bulma grinned in satisfaction as the man jumped from the sudden noise. The man turned, looked at her, down at the cat, and then ran away. After she was sure the man had left, Bulma stepped out of her car, to see if the cat was still there.
"Kitty? Here, Kitty Kitty Kitty." She called softly. Bulma listened for a moment, and was just about to call again, when she heard a soft mewl from behind a trash can. "Kitty?" She called. Again, a small, alomst inaudible mew. Pushing the trashcan aside, Bulma finally saw the small kitty, crouched in a corner. But the cat had not escaped from the encounter unscathed. Imbedded in the cat's head was a two foot long arrow.
Bulma gasped, And the poor thing was still alive? Bulma ran back to her car, and quickly grabbed a towel from under the back seat. Picking up the cat very gently, Bulma set him on the towel, and wrapped the rest of the towel around him, making sure not to touch the arrow. Then, without another thought, she placed the cat in the passenger seat, and sped off towards CC.
When she arrived, Bulma gently Picked up the cat, hoping that her father would know what to do. " DAD!" She called frantically. " DADDY!"
" What's all the yelling about, break a nail?" Her father asked as he walked into the room.
"Very funny! But look!" She held out the Tomcat to her father. She watched as her father's eyes widened. " Oh my...what happened, Bulma!?" Her father said, immdiately walking in the direction of the CC hospital.
"He was shot through the head with an arrow by some sadist." Bulma said, scowling.
"And he's still alive? " Dr. Briefs examined the small creature worriedly.
"Yes, but just barely."

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5 hours later, The arrow had been removed from the cat's head, Most of the damage had been repaired, but it would be a long time before they knew if the cat was going to be allright. Bulma stared at the tomcat, and stroked it's fur softly. She was surprised the cat had survived thus far, and there was no telling what sort of brain damage the cat had suffered. Her father had said that the arrow had just missed peircing the brain, but there could still be massive damage.
Bulma continued stroking the cat's fur absently, staring at the monitors in the room. They had flown in the best vets to assist with the operation, and some of them had walked out the moment they saw the cat. Fortunately, Dr. Zaki was an old friend of her father's and she had gladly taken on the task of removing the arrow, and patching the cat up.
Bulma started as she heard a soft rumbling, and felt a slight vibration. She smiled, the cat was purring. her smile grew even wider as the cat continued with the soothing sound. And even though Her father and Dr. Zaki had said that the cat stood a slim chance of even suviving the night, Bulma knew he would be allright.


(Author's Note:)
SHB: Well, that was fun! ^-^
Aiden: ...Writing about a cat getting a 2-foot arrow through the head is fun?
SHB: Shut up you! I don't need any alternate personalities getting snippy with me!
Aiden: *sticks out tongue* you can't make me!
SHB: Anyway, please Reveiw! I need feedback! *bows many times* If you've actually read to the end of this chapter....I LOVE YOU!!! *Huggles all the readers*
Aiden: Hey! I thought you loved me!
SHB: .......I love you and the readers...
Aiden: Oh...K! ^-^
SHB: Anyway, Constructive Critisicsm is appreiciated! Any Flames will be printed out and used to line my rat's cage!
Aiden: Wouldn't that be a waste of Paper?
SHB: Yes...but it would be fun anyway!
Aiden: Oh.
SHB: Anyway, If you'd like to email me, my Address is Veggieslilsis0@aol.com
Aiden: If you send her crappy, insulting email I'll hunt you down and--
SHB: It's okay Aiden....calm down! Anyway, I geuss I'm done ranting for right now! Bye-cha Everyone! *waves*