Abri- Hello all! I'm writing this during Pre-Calc. I've played tetris a bazillion times, I've reread my copy of "Attack of the Evil Rabid Pokemon" by Yufflez, (and gotten strange looks from those I forced to read it too). I don't wanna go to sleep though, 'cause it's just too darn hard to get comfy on a math book, (plus I've been doing that all week).
Xelloss- Tsk, tsk. Your life would be much funner if you let me come with you to school.
*A giant grin is going practically ear to ear while Abri wonders where she'll find a mop if he starts salivating with mischievous thoughts*
Abri- Is funner a word?
*Yui pops up*
Yui- No, it's 'more fun'!
Abri - *A vein pops in Abri's forehaed* You said that 5 times yesterday! I don't care! I don't need your grammar. I spoke just good.
Yui- Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt. God Abri you really are an idiot.
Abri- Yui-chan, are you really my best friend?
Yui ponders- Hm. Well, I think so… Wait, no, no.
Abri- *snapping out of the Fushigi Yuugi quote* DIE!
Yui- =P
*Abri chases Yui, flinging rabid, killer, and otherwise mal tempered butterflies at her*
Xelloss - *sweat drop* Hm? What's this? *picks up envelope laying on the ground*
The envelope says in gracefully written purple gel pen, Source of the Abri's Authoress Power.
One hour later Xelloss still hasn't moved and now a random janitor is sighing deeply while retrieving a mop and many, many, yellow warning cones…
*note: I do not own Slayers, I may THINK sometimes that I own Xelloss, but I really don't care to go to court over him... I also don't own Fushigi Yuugi, and the afore mentioned Yui is my best friend that periodically pops in my stories for no other reason than to tease/harass/kick me off my high horse/etc. Remember, rule number one in Drama club, don't do anything that will get Ms. Teacher of Drama sued ... Same's true here. Enjoy the story*
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The sun is shining, it's a beautiful morning, and the high school teachers are just showing up. Several office employees trudge up to the temporary office building avoiding construction equipment and pieces of ruble (which are all that remain of the buildings that are being "remodeled"). The sound of a power tool, much like a chain saw, suddenly resounds, causing ear-splitting pain to everyone. The principle is so distracted she trips over the snoring redhead. The noise abruptly stops. Lina jerks her head up screaming, "NO LUNA, NOT THE SLUGS!" ….*shocked expressions resound upon everyone's faces; including the now awake Zelgadis, Amelia, and Filia*
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Xelloss - *whistles* She's lost it…
Abri - *groggily* Hmmm.. Lost what? *yaaaawwwwwnnnn*
Xelloss – Sore wa himitsu desu ^_~
Abri - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…mumblemumble….zzzzzzzzzzzzz…Yes…Yui..
whatever..you say….zzzzzzzzzz….
Xelloss - *popping vein*
Abri - zzzzz…Kawaii Xelloss…heehee…. *yawn, turn, turn*
Xelloss -
*unblanks the screen* The author is fast -asleep, so you'll have to read about me later ^_^
Yui – Did you actually do something nice while the screen was blank??? No, nevermind, you'll just say that idiotic phrase again…. Good night everyone, pleasant dreams.