Hi, this fanfic was first written in swedish, but since my friend Smily tought that it would be smarter to write in english, I'm now translating it. How trublesome...

I doesn't own the Hellsing characters. If I did, I would be waisting my time on a lot of meaningless fanfics, but making lots and lots of money in selling figurines and pen cases with ... on them.

Hellsing (c) Kouta HiranoI'm Kurki of Hofterup from SUFF since I'm the only one of us who writes stupid Hellsing fanfics with Bernadotte. Fear me!!!

The wind blew trough the village and made the leaves dance in pirouettes. On the veranda next to the barbershop sat a man in an old rocking chair. Walter rocked quiescently back and forth and put the green bottle marked with three X's to his mouth and took a few gulps. Alucard really knew about his alcohol. The street in the little village in the countryside was entirely deserted except from a dingo who was resting in the shadow of the bank two blocks away. He sighed and pulled the revolver from the holster on his hip. This wasn't what he was expecting when he had gotten the job as a sheriff when he was moved from his occupation in England.

Bernadotte rode past the old man who sat in the rocking chair with a cat on his lap.
"So long!" Bernadotte shouted as he increased the speed of the horse by putting his spur into the horse's belly. To celebrate his successful bank robbery he threw some 100 dollar bills into the air and shot three times straight into the air, and shouted loudly.
"Yahoo!"

The old man in the rocking chair, Walter, stood up and dropped both the cat and the bottle to the ground.
"What is this manner?" he asked straight into the air, and took his revolver.
"It's time to show I'm worthy of this star." He stopped for a while and took the chance to polish it a little so that it would shine when he caught the criminal. This of course led to that the bank robber Bernadotte could get away before Walter was done posing and aiming.

Bernadotte continued his ride through the steppe. A man on a white horse, wearing a suit, suspenders and a dusty military cap with an eagle pin and a skull, came to meet him, but neither of them slowed down.
"Ha, you should have seen their faces in there. And that new police girl who came to help the oldster... What a joke, she just stood there in a corner just if I pointed a little with the revolver. Hiohiohio...", he laughed.
"...", the man with the cap answered as he was mute.
"You should come with me someday, Captain. But I'll do the talking.", he made a bad joke.
"..." the man who Bernadotte addressed as Captain even though it was the Captain who was Bernadotte's sidekick and not the other way around, answered.

The two men arrived to the small hut where they had their secred hideout. Bernadotte took off the scarf which he had worn over his face and threw off the leather jacket onto one of the two chairs who were standing next to a chest which seemed to be used as a table because there was some abandoned leftovers of their last meatball dinner left on it.
Bernadotte opened the bag and tossed the money into the air so they became a pretty showoff.
"...", the Captain shouted he muttered a bit and picked up a bunch of empty signs and a bucket of paint.
"What are you planning to do with that money?" He wrote on it, took a new sign and started to write another message.
"And what are we going to do about the police girld who have been following us around this whole time?"
But since Bernadotte already had fallen to sleep on top of a potato sack, he didn't notice the Captain's signs even though he had painted some exclamation marks onto them.

A loud knocking made the halting door fall off the hinges. In the door stood a blonde woman with a nicely polished star attached to the check shirt. With her straw hat put back to her neck, and with a straw in her mouth, she started to speak with a broad dialect.

Cliffhanger!! -Singing- And some spoiling: It's Seras who's coming, and she's wearing suspender jeans!! XD ...I don't like Seras... The next part will come soon, don't wait because I write poorly and random and you shoudn't read!!