You just turned four, but have yet to manifest a quirk. So your parents take you to the doctor and you get your foot x-rayed. Good news: only one joint in your pinky toe, you definitely have a quirk. Bad news: you still have no idea what it might be.

So where do you go from here?

It's a common occurrence in our quirky world, no reason to be ashamed. There are countless unique quirks, and few are readily apparent. Childhood quirk counseling is all you need, so let's take a journey, to the Annual Quirk Clinic.

For one day each year, this group of traveling doctors, scientists, and quirk experts rolls into town and sets up shop in the local park or school gymnasium. Be sure to arrive bright and early, it could be a long day.

Check-in runs from 8-9am. After you're registered and equipped with a name tag, please enter the appropriate line. One for those with physical anomalies and one for those without. As you wait in line, some mediators may be around to talk about your family quirk history.

At long last the main event begins. The group exercises are up first. A yoga master takes the stage and guides you all in concentrating on different parts of your body, starting with those most commonly associated with quirks. If this triggers something at any point, please raise your hand and wait for a staff member to take to an individual session.

If nothing happened, don't despair, we're just getting started. You'll be divided into small groups depending on the crowd size. In the small groups you will take turns at several physical fitness tests. If you manage to score any exceptional results you may be fast-tracked to an individual session to further explore those results.

At this point it's likely that you have a… "weird quirk." Not to worry, tons of people with "weird quirks" go on to lead happy, productive lives. But we will need a blood sample.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of blood, well, uhm, ya see… Here's some blood. Please take turns drinking it while we observe. No, I know it seems odd, parents, but blood-ingestion quirks are actually more common that you might think.

Still nothing? Hey kids, wanna see some science? Let's head over to the lab and watch them run some tests on your blood.

How does it react to various acids? Metals? Plants? We have over 1,000 materials to test on your blood. Maybe contact isn't enough. Try staring intently at our material samples. Perhaps you could try talking to some of them.

Here's a glass of milk. No, don't drink it! Attempt to control it. Sure, your quirk probably isn't dairymancy, but we do need to rule it out. Nothing? Alright.

Staff, please restrain the parents. You see, kids, sometimes quirks only present themselves under duress. Who here has tried breathing under water before? No one? Okay, so the water boarding will serve two purposes.

I know it's scary, Timmy, but we need to know if you're fire proof. I mean, you're definitely not knife proof. So suck it up, unless you want your quirk registration to read "being a crybaby."

Still no luck? Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. Bring in the anime! So this, kids, is called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. We'll run through all the stands and you just see if you can replicate any of their powers.

It's possible your quirk has augmented your senses. You'd never even know to question what's normal or not. So go ahead and tell the doctor every assumption you hold about life and the human body.

Seriously, nothing? I don't know what to tell you, kid. But, hey. In this day and age, being quirkless is almost like a quirk itself.

I'd say you can try again next year, but the look in your parent's eye says otherwise. Take care now.