A/N:
C'mon, you guys.
IT NEEDED TO BE DONE.
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni x Death Note.
Hinamizawa Syndrome: Kira Strikes Again?
Chapter One: He Goes By The Name Of L.
Ooshi put out his seventh cigarette that night. His investigation teams were working to their full extents, yet nothing more had been found out about the mysterious 'Hinamizawa Syndrome'. The only known person who understood anything about the syndrome, Miyo Takano, had died in an unexplained fire in the mountains the previous night. The unknown virus had seemingly consumed their small town once again, wreaking havoc upon the townsfolk and visitors alike.
Each trail, trace and lead that pulled them closer to solving the syndrome eventually ran stale, or was inconclusive. The Hinamizawa Police Department started asking the public for any crazy ideas they might have, and one positive answer seemed to stick out the most.
"This is obviously the work of Oyashiro-sama!"
"Who else could it be?"
"Heed these words! Oyashiro-sama will punish those who don't believe!"
Ooshi lit his eighth cigarette that night. Since when did curses exist? It was a preposterous answer, but, with only decaying clues left to follow, the police had to broaden their minds. Did Oyashiro-sama really rein divine punishment on those who don't believe or deceive His orders?
"This is beginning to get ridiculous," Ooshi swung on his chair, facing Akasaka. "Our men can't do this alone,"
"I agree, but who will come here?" Akasaka chewed on his pen, staring at his blank computer screen. Words flashed up, but he paid no attention. "Hinamizawa isn't exactly a tourist destination, since word got out about Oyashi-"
"Don't even say that person's name," Ooshi growled, turning away from his partner in crime… fighting. "I'm sick of hearing it! Oyashiro-sama, divine punishment this, Oyashiro-sama, murders people he dislikes that. It's crazy! Crazy!"
The senior police officer slammed his fist down on the table, panting slightly.
"I know someone who may be able to help us," Akasaka seemed to be staring rather intently at his computer's screen now, despite his previous lack of interest. "When I was back in Tokyo, there was this man everyone talked about. Apparently, he can solve any mystery. He's cracked cases all over the world!"
"Oh?" Ooshi's interest perked. He walked to Akasaka's computer. "What's his name?"
"There's a very slim chance we can get him here. Being the top detective in the world, I'm sure he's rather busy," Akasaka laughed slightly, opening up a white screen with a giant 'L' on it in fancy, cursive writing. "He goes by the name of L."
A/N:
Well, that's the intro chapter.
Doesn't everyone feel so much more enlightened?