Chapter 1
Let me begin to tell you how DASHING Kaiba,Mokuba,Bakora,and Rex are.and LUV Rex,Mokuba,Bakura and Kaiba.Kaiba's the main character,Rex is second,Mokuba and Bakora are third main.Enjoy!
Kaiba's rollar coaster cart was at the top of the hill,about to shoot down.Rex was sitting next to him in the cart.Kaiba and Rex had decided to spend there Saturday at Six Flags,and leave Bakora at home to watch Mokuba,Kaiba's little brother.Kaiba owned his own buisness,and he owned 3 of the legendary blue eyes white dragons.Rex was the D.J of a popular radio station(101.2 CRAP)and he was a champion duelest.They were best friends,and Bakora was also a good friend.But Bakora was kind of a wuss,so they left him at the house.Then,the rollar coaster cart shot down."BBLLAAH!"Kaiba said.But,it really wasen't that scary.He had screamed sarcasticaly.Even though the rollar coaster was going 100mph,Rex and Kaiba weren't surprised.As soon as the rollar coaster ended,everyone was throwing up except Rex and Kaiba.They stepped out of the cart."That was a bore."said Rex."I miss my radio station.I had to hire some man with a stale voice to substitute for me."Kaiba didn't care."Let's go home."he said."It's boring here.No rides scare us."they walked out of the park and tworeds Kaiba's limosuine.The stupid man driving it had to sit in the hot car all day.Kaiba and Rex got inside the car."Step on it."Kaiba ordered."Back to my house."Rex was really sad,because his radio station was on.The man with the stale voice wasen't putting enough exitement into his voice!Now,he knew his ratings would drop horribly.He sighed and told Kaiba to ask the driver to turn off the dreaded radio.Kaiba did just that.Rex was happy now that that was over!!!Soon,they drove into the driveway of Kaiba's mansion.Kaiba could hear commotion going on inside.He and Rex burst into the door."Bakora!Mokuba!Were home!"Kaiba called.All the sudden,bakora rolled down the stairs.He was soaking wet and his hands were tied behind his back.Mokuba chased after him with a super soaker."Mokuba!"said Kaiba.He untied Bakora and helped him up."Mokuba,you apoligize right now!"Mokuba gave a fake apology.Meanwhile,Rex had called his radio station."LISTEN,MR!"He griped."YOUD BETTA START PUTTING SOME FEELINGZ IN YOUR VOICE OR ILL $^%#&ING ^%*%& ^%&% YOU TO %&%&*!"Everyone watched him intently."I TELL YOU WHAT!WHEN I GET BACK,YOULL GET A TASTE OF ME!ILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS,YOU FREAK OF NATURE!"he continued.He slammed down the phone,and noticed everyone was staring."What?"he asked.They still stared.He had used so many cusswords,Kaiba had been covering Mokuba's ears."Uhhh......Rex,Let's go to the radio station now,and you can take over,Okay?"Kaiba asked.Rex decided it was a good idea."Bakora,Im really sorry about what Mokuba did.If you want,you can call Yugi over and he can babysit Mokuba."Bakora shook his head."No,me and Mokuba are having a blast!"he said.Him and Mokuba ran up the stairs.Kaiba and Rex got into the limosuine."To the 101.2 CRAP radio station!"said Kaiba."And go your fastest."The man nodded,and went off.
When they reached the radio station,They both stormed in."Listen,pal!"said Rex."Get your fat @$$ out of my leather personalized chair!"The man just propped his feet(shoes and ALL!)on Rex's favirate couch pillow."Ill show you!!"Rex shouted,and decked the man across his long face.The man scrambled out.Of course,everyone had heard Rex's cussing over the air."Hey,people,Rex Raptor's back!"he said,into the microphone.Kaiba wondered what he could do.He coulden't leave;Rex didn't have a car.So he just sat back and listened.Then,the phone rang."Heeelo?Rex Raptor here."said Rex,twirling the phone cord around his finger."Rex Raptor,your a pushover!!!"said the woman into the phone."My child just heard you cuss.Your a discrace to nature!"of course,everyone could hear what the lady was saying over the radio."Sorry mam...I had to get that red neck out of my personalized first edition leather directors chair!"he said.The girl inhaled deeply."YOUR A HEIFER!"she said."I NEVER WANNA HERE YOUR RADIO AGAIN!!!!"Rex was horribly mad."WHY YOU @$$HOLE!ILL FIND YOU,AND WHEN I DO...I WON'T HAVE ANY MERCY YOU......"he then remembered he was on air."Nice lady?"he finished.He slammed down the phone.Kaiba slapped his head."Rex,now your ratings are gonna really fall."he said.Rex quickly snatched the microphone."101.2 CRAP is closing for tonight.Good night,good people!"he said."Lets go."Kaiba and him ran out.Kaiba knew Rex had just ruined himself.They jumped into the car.But before the chaffeur could start to drive,there was a gunshot and a tire flattened."What in the name of God?"asked Kaiba,as another gunshot pierced another wheel.Soon,all the wheels were punctured and leaking air fast.Rex and him stepped outside.It was that red neck!"Ill teach you two to deck me across the face!"he said.Then,he hurled himself over the fence."After him!"shouted Rex.They both charged after the man,until he shot at them again.Of course,since it was nightime,they had a hard time seeing.The man was wearing black,so he was really hard to see."Rex,we should give up.One of us might end up getting shot!"said Kaiba.Rex was about to turn around when a savage wolf jumped in front of them both.It must have been the man's pet."Get them,triskit!"said the red neck,and ran off.Rex threw a stick at the wolf.It cracked the stick in half."Nice wolfy..."said Kaiba.It growled harder."were gonna DIE!"Rex said."Should we run?"Kaiba looked at him like he was stupid."Yes,we should run from a growling wolf."he said sarcastically.But Rex took it seriously and darted off into the woods."Wait!"Kaiba said,running after Rex."I didn't mean it literally!"But the wolf was already darting after them,so they coulden't stop without being ripped to shreds."Ill never live to see the apocolips!"Rex said."Never!"Then Kaiba remembered.He could jump into a tree!"Rex!"said Kaiba."Get into a tree!"Rex knew this was a dumb idea.Kaiba grabbed a branch,and tried to hurl himself into the tree.But the wolf bit onto the tail of his jacket."Bah!"said Kaiba.Rex quickly turned around.He grabbed a thick stick,and walked up to the wolf."take this!"he said,bashing the wolf on the head three times his hardest with the stick.The wolf let go of Kaiba's jacket,giving him and Rex enough time to start running again.It chased after them AGAIN."Do you think it will get tired?"asked Rex.Kaiba shrugged.How was he supposed to know?But,the wolf soon stepped in a thorn patch."ARRR!"it whined.It coulden't run with thorns in it's paw pads!Rex felt pity for it,but he didn't stop to help.Rex and Kaiba made sure they were out of it's smell range before they stopped to rest.They were both gasping for air."Ive...got a...stitch....in my side....as big as...lady washington..."Kaiba panted.Rex was all over the ground like he was diying."Lord help me!"He prayed."Rex!"said Kaiba."He's not chasing us anymore!"Rex stopped praying."Oh yeah."he said."But we are still completly...LOST!!!!"he screamed the last word so loud all the ravens took flight from the trees.Of course the birds were ravens,because it was nighttime."uh,Rex..."said Kaiba."Don't you remember the Blair Witch Project?It took place in a woods that looked just like this!"Rex did remember."And...and the witch kills people!"he said.He and Kaiba were terrified."Why did I have to bring that up?"Kaiba asked pitifully.They heard a wolf's howl."A...A were wolf!!!!"said Rex."It's gonna get us!I remember the werewolf of fever swamp when..."kaiba frowned."No more scary things!"he ordered."Were already scared out of our wits!"Kaiba then heard a ringing.Rex grabbed a cell phone."Heeeelo?"he asked."That's it!"said Kaiba."Why didn't you tell me you had a cell phone?"He snatched the phone away from Rex."I can call Mokuba,and then he will send someone to find us!Were saved!"he quickly dialed the number of his house.But,he was annoyed at the response."The line is busy.Please hang up and dial again."said the voice.Kaiba clicked the 'off' button."What did he say?"asked Rex.Kaiba was a little mad,so he screamed his response."IT WAS THE OPERATER!!!"he yelled,so loud it blew Rex's hair back."Okay...Okay...Don't have a hissy fit!"said Rex."Ill bet Mokuba unhooked it."Kaiba paused.It could be true!Mokuba liked to unhook the phone because he hated it when people called and he had to answer it.Kaiba tried his best to keep himself from yelling."Mokuba,you little brat Im gonna kill you."he muttered,but Rex accidently heard.Kaiba took out the picture of Mokuba he had.He waved his fist at it.He was about to draw some horrible things on it,but he remembered that he loved Mokuba.so he madly stuffed the portrait into his pocket.He plopped against a rock."You know Rex."he said."Sometimes I feel like killing something."Rex shrugged."Nice speech."he said.Kaiba threw a rock at a raven,and it fell to the ground dead.Rex and Kaiba were still for a moment,until Rex finally realized."Food!"he said.He ran over and grabbed the raven.He snapped it in half."Do you really wanna eat that?"asked Kaiba.But Rex had already dug in."Rex...."Kaiba said."Look inside the raven."Rex looked inside the raven from where it had been snapped in half.there were worms!live and dead!It must have swallowed some whole!"GROSS!NASTY!IVE BEEN POISENED!"Rex screamed,throwing his half of the raven.He clasped his throat."I knew it would end like this!"said Rex.He made himself fall to the ground,but quickly got up."Rex!Rex,stoppit!"said Kaiba."kaiba...If I were you I would.."said Rex.But it was too late.Rex projectial puked all over him."Now I don't have worms in me."said Rex."Good thing I learned how to make myself barf!"Kaiba was discusted."EEW!"he said."Immmm...Gonna....KILL YOU!!!!!"he grabbed a rock and waved it in the air.But he calmly put it down."No need for violence..."he said.He snatched the cell phone up again.He quickly dialed his number.This time,Mokuba answered."Who is this?"asked Mokuba.Kaiba grated his teeth."Mokuba,it's Seto.I need help.Im-"Just then,the phone went busy.What was going on in that house?But,the phone hooked back up and Mokuba answered it."Sorry."said Mokuba."WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?"Kaiba screamed into the telephone."Well....I....Ive gotta go.Bye,Seto!"said Mokuba.He hung up.Kaiba woulden't let him do that!He dialed the number again.But,it rang until the answering machine came on.Kaiba pressed 'off.'"Rex!"said kaiba.Rex was listening to squirrels."Rex,stop that!"said Kaiba."This is a major situation,and what are you doing?Listening to Squirrels!!!!!!!!!!"Rex stopped."Aw,but it was getting interesting!"said Rex.Kaiba rolled his blue eyes."Rex,sometimes I worry about you.Now,let's start making beds,Im getting tired."rex solemley agreed to that.They both gathered up as much leaves as they could carry and made beds out of them."I can make a fire."said Kaiba."If I had my cards with me.They were in the limo."Rex sighed."The cavemen rubbed sticks together."he said.Kaiba thought this was a good enough idea.He grabbed two sticks."Rex,don't just sit there!Grab two sticks and get to work!!!Rex grabbed two sticks eagerly.Then,he remembered something.He had a cigeratte lighter in his pocket for self defense!He could make a fire with that!He took it out of his pocket and lit the fire."Nice job,Rex."said kaiba,throwing his sticks behind him."Now,what for dinner,besides worm infested Ravens?"he asked.Rex thought."There might be wild hogs or something in this woods."he said."And I will set a trap with the food in my backback!"Kaiba agreed.(which is really dumb of them both because they could have just eaten the food that was in Rex's backpack.)Rex and Kaiba dug a trench with there hands,covered it back up and put the food on top of the hole.By the time they were done,they were exausted."Now,we have to wait for a wild pig."said Kaiba.He was covered in dirt,so he took his canteen and sploshed some water on his dirty face and grimy hands.Rex did the same.They hid behind a tree."Now,all we have to do is wait."said Rex.And after he said that,a wild pig came sniffing onto the clearing where they were making camp.But,it stupidly jumped into the fire and cooked itself."Good!"said Rex."Now we can eat the food we were using for a trap!"he and Kaiba ran over to fetch the food.But,they fell into there own trench."Ouch!"said Kaiba."Now look what you've made me do,you cocaine crazed hit man!"Rex frowned and opened a box of Cheez-its.He began tossing them into his mouth.Kaiba took the watermelon.Soon,they saw vultures start to get the hog."Hey!"said Rex."Just because were stuck in this trench,doesen't mean you have to steal our food!Shoo!"But,the vultures didn't listen.Rex climbed up the side of the trench,getting out.He helped Kaiba up.But,all that remained of there hog was it's bones."Aw,Darn!"said Kaiba."Our meal is now nothing but a pile of bones."But,Rex was looking on the positive side."Hey,at least the skull makes some good headwear!"he said,putting it on his head.Kaiba wasen't impressed.When Rex tried to get the skull off,it woulden't budge."Kaiba,help!Im a little stuck here!"said Rex.Kaiba grabbed the skull and yanked.It still woulden't move!"Hold on,Rex!"said Kaiba."I have an idea.You know how water erodes rock?"asked Kaiba.rex nodded,the hogskull still stuck tight."Then perhapes it will work on bone,too."he said.He poured the canteen of water out on top of the bone.It didn't work.Then,they heard the laugh of hyenas.Oh no!Hyenas loved to crush bones."AAHH!"said Rex,and ran.a whole pack of hyenas raced after him and Kaiba.Soon,Rex was tackled."Im gonna die,Im gonna die!"Kaiba could hear Rex saying.But,the hyenas ran off,and rex wasen't even scratched.The hyenas had eaten the bone off his head and left him alone.Rex pulled himself to his feet."That was wired."he said.He was glad there wasen't a pigskull on his head anymore.
In the morning,Rex and Kaiba set out for any civilazation."Does this forest ever end?"Kaiba whined.Just after he said that,they reached the edge of the forest.There was one house,and the rest of the new place was meadow.The house had a sign that said,"Crystal ball reader."Rex cheered."Ive always wanted my fortune told."he said.He and Kaiba walked into the building.There was an old woman in there,playing a.....Playstation."Hello?"Kaiba asked.The woman clicked off the Playstation."Sorry."she said,in a croaky voice."im guessing you want your fortunes told?"Kaiba and Rex looked at eachother,and nodded."Yes."said Kaiba."Please.How much will it be?"The woman laughed."no price.The price you will pay is your soul,when you find out the way you will die!!!"then,she let out a cackling laugh."Just kidding."she continued."It's just a perk to make this place seem interesting."Rex groaned."Just tell our fortunes."he said.She looked into a crystal ball."Ah,you will have an adventrous journey,I hear.One you have just started,without knowing.You will meet many sacrifices,the greatest being your friendship."she said.Rex and Kaiba looked at eachother,then shivered."Your creeping me out."said Kaiba."Me too."Rex finished."Oh,and back at your home(the woman pointed at Kaiba.)your little brother and his babysitter are throwing a huge party."said the old woman.Kaiba's mouth dropped open."Im gonna kill you Mokuba!!!!!!!!!"he screamed.He grabbed Rex's arm and ran out the door."What did she mean?"asked Rex."Nothing could break up our strong friendship."Kaiba shrugged."All I know is that she's a nut.Let's get going."They walked out into the meadow,hoping not to encounter any more burdens."im hoping theres a reststop around here!"said Rex."Im really starting to need to go.I think that might be one."he pointed to a bush."Rex,that's a bush!!!"said Kaiba.Rex nodded."Yeah,I know."he said."Haven't you ever went pee behind a bush before?"he asked.Kaiba raised an eyebrow."No..."he said.Rex shrugged and ran behind the bush.Kaiba heard him unzip his pants.Kaiba's eyes windened.He closed them tightly,until Rex walked back over."Are you done?"Kaiba asked,quite annoyed.Rex nodded."Good."said kaiba."Because I have to go!"he ran behind the bush.Rex waited for him to come out.He soon did."Now,I think theres a map in my backpack."said Rex.He yanked a map out of his backpack."Ah,here it is."he said."But I don't really know how to read maps.You read."Kaiba threw the map on the ground and stomped on it."Rex,how can we use a map if we don't even know where we are?"Rex shrugged.Kaiba motioned for him to follow."Where are we going?"asked Rex,running to catch up.Kaiba turned around,sneering."I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HE#$ WE ARE GOING!IM JUST GOING WHERE EVER I FU%^ING WANT TOO!!!!"Rex drew back.Kaiba turned back around and started to walk again.Rex followed,and didn't speak a word until they reached the next place.A bar.
"Theres a house."said Rex."And it looks like the sign says 'Bar.'Let's take a go at it,I think they sell things other than beer in Bars."so,Rex and Kaiba went in.It was a discusting sight.There were drunk people,drug dealers,and some people projectile puking.There were pool tables,and it looked cool."Whats a white whine spritzer?"asked Kaiba."Rex shrugged."I don't know.How about we order one and find out."so,they ordered a white wine spritzer."Yummy!These are delicous!How about we order another?!"said Kaiba.They quickly ordered 4 more,each of them drinking two more.Soon,they could barely sit up."6 more spritzers,pleeze..."Rex ordered,his voice slurring somewhat.He and Kaiba each got 3 more."I think weve had enough spritzerzz..."said Kaiba.He also sounded somewhat drunk."Let's go play some pool."They both got up,but found they were barely able to stand."Whoa..."said Rex,in the slurred voice.He and Kaiba's walking was very off balance,but they eventually reached the pool table.They sat up the board and began playing."It's mean to abuse birds like this..."said Rex,huluccinating that they were shooting birds across a rolling hillside."Look out!"said Kaiba."That mad hippo's gonna kill us!"They both started running around in crazy circles."Help!Someone,help!"Yelled Rex,in the same slurred voice.He and Kaiba then hullucinated that the hippo pulled out a raygun."It was nice knowing you.."said Kaiba,hullucinating he got shot and fainting.Rex soon pulled himself out of lala land."How old are you?"the bartender asked Rex."15..."said Rex,too drunk to make up an age.He was under the drinking age."Oh my gosh!"said the bartender."And how old is your fainted friend?"he asked."What did you just call me?"Rex asked,waving a fist.He then jumped on top of the bartender's desk.He began jumping up and down.Then,Kaiba came to his senses."Whoa!That looks like a ton of fun!!!"said Kaiba,jumping up onto the bartender desk joining Rex.Soon,they jumped off and ran out of the bar.They reached a doctors office that wasen't too far away.They ran into the place where there were needles stalked.Rex grabbed one of the shots that made you numb.He jammed it into Kaiba's right arm."Whoa."said Kaiba."I can't move my armzzzz..."Rex grabbed a tranculizer.He jammed that into Kaiba's arm."G'night..."said Kaiba,drifting off to sleep.Rex,thinking this was a good idea,jammed one into his own arm.He fell asleep too.
In the morning,they were back in the field.The doctor must have thrown them out of his office.Kaiba sat up,and dusted himself off.But,he ammediantly clutched his head."HANGOVER!!!BAHHH!"he yelled,barfing.Rex woke up at his inhuman scream."ARGH!"he said,barfing too."We must have been a little drunk."said Kaiba,between barfing.Rex,in his head,was thinking'duh.'Kaiba stood up."Get up,gaywad!"said Kaiba,throwing a wad of grass at Rex.Rex brushed the grass of his snowhat and stood up."Kaiba,Im having a hard time remembering.Why are we here?"he asked.Kaiba gritted his teeth."YOU FREAKING MORON!"he said."I WANNA GO AND YOU WANNA ASK QUESTIONS?PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!"Rex nodded.Kaiba motioned for Rex to follow his lead as he walked onward."Ive got an idea!!!"said Rex."Let's call Mokuba."this made Kaiba even madder."IVE ALREADY TRIED THAT!!!"he yelled."WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY!"Kaiba must have not remembered Rex had a hangover at the moment."We should stop in that kareoke bar."said Rex,pointing ahead.Kaiba was pretty sure he had had enough bars for one lifetime,but who was he to judge?"Maybe we can win something.I do sing good!"Kaiba coulden't argue with that.Rex was a D.J,so he had a pretty good singing voice.But if you ever heard Kaiba sing,you would shrivel up and die."Alright."said Kaiba.They walked into the kareoke bar.There was a gorgeous female on the stage,singing."Holy cow!"said Kaiba."Look at her go!"she sung beautiful.She was singing Mandy Moore's 'Cry.'But,she looked nothing like Mandy Moore,she was way to pretty to be her.She jumped off the stage after she was done singing.Kaiba ran up to her."Hay!"he said."What do you win at this?"he asked.The girl smiled.She was even prettier when she did that."You can win a map,like the one on the wall."she pointed.It said,"You are in Heracuesjdsjh."Kaiba didn't bother with trying to read the city name."How do you enter?"he asked.The girl shrugged."Just get on the stage and sing."Kaiba nodded.Rex walked up to Kaiba,and froze when he saw the female."Mai?"he asked."What are you doing here?"he asked.She didn't look to happy to see Rex,either."Im just here for a visit,Raptor."she said."Don't you have a radio station to tend to?"Rex stuck his tounge out at her."Rex,get on the stage."said Kaiba."We have to win that map!"Rex jumped onto the stage and grabbed the microphone."Hello,it's Rex Raptor here!"he said.Everyone looked up and cheered.At least he had SOME decent fans."Rex!Just get on with it!"Kaiba secretly whispered to him.The D.J for the kareoke bar turned it on the song,"Walk This Way."By Aerosmith.Rex started singing,and it sounded perfect.Mai was stunned.He sounded better than her!Everyone was cheering and throwing gifts on the stage to him.When he was finished,he had to give several autographs."Rex,that was wonderful!"said Kaiba.Rex nodded his thanks."And the prize goes to..REX RAPTOR!"the D.J said,throwing a map to Rex.Rex laughed."I won and YOU didn't."he said,pointing to Mai."Com'n Kaiba,Let's get outta here."he said.
They left the Kareoke Bar with the map.When they opened it,there was 30$ inside."Holy cow!"said Rex."Im already gettin' richer."Kaiba rolled his eyes."Rex,we need to find where our street is.There's Domino high but I don't see our town anywhere."Rex pointed to some small printing at the bottom of the map.It said,"Only major landmarks and capitol citys are on this map."Kaiba's mouth dropped."And I sung my throat raw for nuthin'."Rex whined.But his face soon brightened up."Ive got an idea."he said."We may not be old enough to drive,but we sure can ride."Kaiba didn't know what Rex was getting at,and he didn't wanna know.He threw the map into the wind,letting it be carried away.Kaiba grabbed Rex's cell phone."Im trying to call Mokuba one more time."he said.He dialed his own home number,and this time Mokuba answered."Lemme guess,Seto again."Mokuba griped on the other line.That was Kaiba's last straw."Listen you!!!"said Kaiba."Im stranded,and I know your having a huge party!I need help fast!And stop having that dumb party,or Ill kill you!"Mokuba didn't even sound scared."What can you do about,when your stranded?"he asked.Kaiba clenched his fists."Listen.Im calling Yugi and hell help me,whether you like it or not!!"he said."Yugi and the rest of your friends are over here."said Mokuba.Kaiba growled and hung it up.He chunked it back at Rex."I hope you burn in H-E double hockey sticks."said Kaiba."Im in a horrible mood,so I wish everyone would."Then,something caught Rex's eye.It was a horse farm!And there were some horses there!"Kaiba!"said Rex."Let's steal a horse,and ride on that!Im tired of walking!!!"Kaiba didn't know about the stealing part."I don't know,maybe we should...HEY!"Rex had already ran over to the fence.When he was about to hurl himself over it,an old woman came out of the house."Would you like to rent a horse?"she asked.Rex and Kaiba exchanged glances,then nodded."that will be 30$,please."she said.Rex,with a pout on his face,pulled out the 30$ he had won.He handed it too her."And,30$ beacuse you need two."Kaiba pulled out his bulging wallet and gave 30$."Okay,pick one."she said.Kaiba picked a brown and white one,while Rex's was white.Rex and Kaiba mounted them.Kaiba slapped his on the behind and it started to run.He had an iron grip on the reins."Not so FAST!"he said.The horse slowed.Rex had no trouble controlling his.He must have had experience.Kaiba soon followed Rex.
The horses walked steadily,and haden't yet disobeyed.Kaiba's horse's name was Splotch,and Rex's horses name was Snowy.Kaiba smiled."I can't wait to see the look on Mokuba's face when I come home with my own horse!"he said.Rex gasped."I thought you said you didn't wanna steal?"he said.Kaiba laughed."At least I paid a little."He said.Rex didn't find that funny.He decided he would keep Snowy,too."I sure hope we can afford something tonight."said Rex.Kaiba pulled out his wallet,only it was empty!!!!"MY MONEY!!"he said."SOME BLOUSE WEARING POODLE WALKER TOOK MY MONEY!!!"Rex was alarmed.They were now lost,and broke.At the sound of Kaiba's screech,both horses were alarmed.They bolted off,there riders still on there back."AAAH!STOP!"yelled Kaiba,but it didn't work.It just scared both horses even more."KAIBA!Jump off the horse and quickly grab it's reins!"said Rex.Kaiba did just that,and he managed to make it stop.Rex was holding his by the reins,too."It's okay,Snowy."said Rex.He petted the animals nose.It seemed to adore Rex,but splotch didn't like Kaiba very much."Comn."said Kaiba."Let me back on!"everytime he tried to get back on,the horse would kick.Kaiba could barely escape the deadly swipe each time."Kaiba,try feeding it."said Rex.Kaiba grabbed a handful of lush green grass and held his hand out.The horse slowley stalked up to him,and took the food.Then,it booted him in the chest."AAAAAAAAH!"said Kaiba."That smarts!"he was mad.He pulled a switch off a tree and whipped the animal across the buttocks."NIIEEGH!"it screeched."Serves you right."Kaiba said.
Let me begin to tell you how DASHING Kaiba,Mokuba,Bakora,and Rex are.and LUV Rex,Mokuba,Bakura and Kaiba.Kaiba's the main character,Rex is second,Mokuba and Bakora are third main.Enjoy!
Kaiba's rollar coaster cart was at the top of the hill,about to shoot down.Rex was sitting next to him in the cart.Kaiba and Rex had decided to spend there Saturday at Six Flags,and leave Bakora at home to watch Mokuba,Kaiba's little brother.Kaiba owned his own buisness,and he owned 3 of the legendary blue eyes white dragons.Rex was the D.J of a popular radio station(101.2 CRAP)and he was a champion duelest.They were best friends,and Bakora was also a good friend.But Bakora was kind of a wuss,so they left him at the house.Then,the rollar coaster cart shot down."BBLLAAH!"Kaiba said.But,it really wasen't that scary.He had screamed sarcasticaly.Even though the rollar coaster was going 100mph,Rex and Kaiba weren't surprised.As soon as the rollar coaster ended,everyone was throwing up except Rex and Kaiba.They stepped out of the cart."That was a bore."said Rex."I miss my radio station.I had to hire some man with a stale voice to substitute for me."Kaiba didn't care."Let's go home."he said."It's boring here.No rides scare us."they walked out of the park and tworeds Kaiba's limosuine.The stupid man driving it had to sit in the hot car all day.Kaiba and Rex got inside the car."Step on it."Kaiba ordered."Back to my house."Rex was really sad,because his radio station was on.The man with the stale voice wasen't putting enough exitement into his voice!Now,he knew his ratings would drop horribly.He sighed and told Kaiba to ask the driver to turn off the dreaded radio.Kaiba did just that.Rex was happy now that that was over!!!Soon,they drove into the driveway of Kaiba's mansion.Kaiba could hear commotion going on inside.He and Rex burst into the door."Bakora!Mokuba!Were home!"Kaiba called.All the sudden,bakora rolled down the stairs.He was soaking wet and his hands were tied behind his back.Mokuba chased after him with a super soaker."Mokuba!"said Kaiba.He untied Bakora and helped him up."Mokuba,you apoligize right now!"Mokuba gave a fake apology.Meanwhile,Rex had called his radio station."LISTEN,MR!"He griped."YOUD BETTA START PUTTING SOME FEELINGZ IN YOUR VOICE OR ILL $^%#&ING ^%*%& ^%&% YOU TO %&%&*!"Everyone watched him intently."I TELL YOU WHAT!WHEN I GET BACK,YOULL GET A TASTE OF ME!ILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS,YOU FREAK OF NATURE!"he continued.He slammed down the phone,and noticed everyone was staring."What?"he asked.They still stared.He had used so many cusswords,Kaiba had been covering Mokuba's ears."Uhhh......Rex,Let's go to the radio station now,and you can take over,Okay?"Kaiba asked.Rex decided it was a good idea."Bakora,Im really sorry about what Mokuba did.If you want,you can call Yugi over and he can babysit Mokuba."Bakora shook his head."No,me and Mokuba are having a blast!"he said.Him and Mokuba ran up the stairs.Kaiba and Rex got into the limosuine."To the 101.2 CRAP radio station!"said Kaiba."And go your fastest."The man nodded,and went off.
When they reached the radio station,They both stormed in."Listen,pal!"said Rex."Get your fat @$$ out of my leather personalized chair!"The man just propped his feet(shoes and ALL!)on Rex's favirate couch pillow."Ill show you!!"Rex shouted,and decked the man across his long face.The man scrambled out.Of course,everyone had heard Rex's cussing over the air."Hey,people,Rex Raptor's back!"he said,into the microphone.Kaiba wondered what he could do.He coulden't leave;Rex didn't have a car.So he just sat back and listened.Then,the phone rang."Heeelo?Rex Raptor here."said Rex,twirling the phone cord around his finger."Rex Raptor,your a pushover!!!"said the woman into the phone."My child just heard you cuss.Your a discrace to nature!"of course,everyone could hear what the lady was saying over the radio."Sorry mam...I had to get that red neck out of my personalized first edition leather directors chair!"he said.The girl inhaled deeply."YOUR A HEIFER!"she said."I NEVER WANNA HERE YOUR RADIO AGAIN!!!!"Rex was horribly mad."WHY YOU @$$HOLE!ILL FIND YOU,AND WHEN I DO...I WON'T HAVE ANY MERCY YOU......"he then remembered he was on air."Nice lady?"he finished.He slammed down the phone.Kaiba slapped his head."Rex,now your ratings are gonna really fall."he said.Rex quickly snatched the microphone."101.2 CRAP is closing for tonight.Good night,good people!"he said."Lets go."Kaiba and him ran out.Kaiba knew Rex had just ruined himself.They jumped into the car.But before the chaffeur could start to drive,there was a gunshot and a tire flattened."What in the name of God?"asked Kaiba,as another gunshot pierced another wheel.Soon,all the wheels were punctured and leaking air fast.Rex and him stepped outside.It was that red neck!"Ill teach you two to deck me across the face!"he said.Then,he hurled himself over the fence."After him!"shouted Rex.They both charged after the man,until he shot at them again.Of course,since it was nightime,they had a hard time seeing.The man was wearing black,so he was really hard to see."Rex,we should give up.One of us might end up getting shot!"said Kaiba.Rex was about to turn around when a savage wolf jumped in front of them both.It must have been the man's pet."Get them,triskit!"said the red neck,and ran off.Rex threw a stick at the wolf.It cracked the stick in half."Nice wolfy..."said Kaiba.It growled harder."were gonna DIE!"Rex said."Should we run?"Kaiba looked at him like he was stupid."Yes,we should run from a growling wolf."he said sarcastically.But Rex took it seriously and darted off into the woods."Wait!"Kaiba said,running after Rex."I didn't mean it literally!"But the wolf was already darting after them,so they coulden't stop without being ripped to shreds."Ill never live to see the apocolips!"Rex said."Never!"Then Kaiba remembered.He could jump into a tree!"Rex!"said Kaiba."Get into a tree!"Rex knew this was a dumb idea.Kaiba grabbed a branch,and tried to hurl himself into the tree.But the wolf bit onto the tail of his jacket."Bah!"said Kaiba.Rex quickly turned around.He grabbed a thick stick,and walked up to the wolf."take this!"he said,bashing the wolf on the head three times his hardest with the stick.The wolf let go of Kaiba's jacket,giving him and Rex enough time to start running again.It chased after them AGAIN."Do you think it will get tired?"asked Rex.Kaiba shrugged.How was he supposed to know?But,the wolf soon stepped in a thorn patch."ARRR!"it whined.It coulden't run with thorns in it's paw pads!Rex felt pity for it,but he didn't stop to help.Rex and Kaiba made sure they were out of it's smell range before they stopped to rest.They were both gasping for air."Ive...got a...stitch....in my side....as big as...lady washington..."Kaiba panted.Rex was all over the ground like he was diying."Lord help me!"He prayed."Rex!"said Kaiba."He's not chasing us anymore!"Rex stopped praying."Oh yeah."he said."But we are still completly...LOST!!!!"he screamed the last word so loud all the ravens took flight from the trees.Of course the birds were ravens,because it was nighttime."uh,Rex..."said Kaiba."Don't you remember the Blair Witch Project?It took place in a woods that looked just like this!"Rex did remember."And...and the witch kills people!"he said.He and Kaiba were terrified."Why did I have to bring that up?"Kaiba asked pitifully.They heard a wolf's howl."A...A were wolf!!!!"said Rex."It's gonna get us!I remember the werewolf of fever swamp when..."kaiba frowned."No more scary things!"he ordered."Were already scared out of our wits!"Kaiba then heard a ringing.Rex grabbed a cell phone."Heeeelo?"he asked."That's it!"said Kaiba."Why didn't you tell me you had a cell phone?"He snatched the phone away from Rex."I can call Mokuba,and then he will send someone to find us!Were saved!"he quickly dialed the number of his house.But,he was annoyed at the response."The line is busy.Please hang up and dial again."said the voice.Kaiba clicked the 'off' button."What did he say?"asked Rex.Kaiba was a little mad,so he screamed his response."IT WAS THE OPERATER!!!"he yelled,so loud it blew Rex's hair back."Okay...Okay...Don't have a hissy fit!"said Rex."Ill bet Mokuba unhooked it."Kaiba paused.It could be true!Mokuba liked to unhook the phone because he hated it when people called and he had to answer it.Kaiba tried his best to keep himself from yelling."Mokuba,you little brat Im gonna kill you."he muttered,but Rex accidently heard.Kaiba took out the picture of Mokuba he had.He waved his fist at it.He was about to draw some horrible things on it,but he remembered that he loved Mokuba.so he madly stuffed the portrait into his pocket.He plopped against a rock."You know Rex."he said."Sometimes I feel like killing something."Rex shrugged."Nice speech."he said.Kaiba threw a rock at a raven,and it fell to the ground dead.Rex and Kaiba were still for a moment,until Rex finally realized."Food!"he said.He ran over and grabbed the raven.He snapped it in half."Do you really wanna eat that?"asked Kaiba.But Rex had already dug in."Rex...."Kaiba said."Look inside the raven."Rex looked inside the raven from where it had been snapped in half.there were worms!live and dead!It must have swallowed some whole!"GROSS!NASTY!IVE BEEN POISENED!"Rex screamed,throwing his half of the raven.He clasped his throat."I knew it would end like this!"said Rex.He made himself fall to the ground,but quickly got up."Rex!Rex,stoppit!"said Kaiba."kaiba...If I were you I would.."said Rex.But it was too late.Rex projectial puked all over him."Now I don't have worms in me."said Rex."Good thing I learned how to make myself barf!"Kaiba was discusted."EEW!"he said."Immmm...Gonna....KILL YOU!!!!!"he grabbed a rock and waved it in the air.But he calmly put it down."No need for violence..."he said.He snatched the cell phone up again.He quickly dialed his number.This time,Mokuba answered."Who is this?"asked Mokuba.Kaiba grated his teeth."Mokuba,it's Seto.I need help.Im-"Just then,the phone went busy.What was going on in that house?But,the phone hooked back up and Mokuba answered it."Sorry."said Mokuba."WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?"Kaiba screamed into the telephone."Well....I....Ive gotta go.Bye,Seto!"said Mokuba.He hung up.Kaiba woulden't let him do that!He dialed the number again.But,it rang until the answering machine came on.Kaiba pressed 'off.'"Rex!"said kaiba.Rex was listening to squirrels."Rex,stop that!"said Kaiba."This is a major situation,and what are you doing?Listening to Squirrels!!!!!!!!!!"Rex stopped."Aw,but it was getting interesting!"said Rex.Kaiba rolled his blue eyes."Rex,sometimes I worry about you.Now,let's start making beds,Im getting tired."rex solemley agreed to that.They both gathered up as much leaves as they could carry and made beds out of them."I can make a fire."said Kaiba."If I had my cards with me.They were in the limo."Rex sighed."The cavemen rubbed sticks together."he said.Kaiba thought this was a good enough idea.He grabbed two sticks."Rex,don't just sit there!Grab two sticks and get to work!!!Rex grabbed two sticks eagerly.Then,he remembered something.He had a cigeratte lighter in his pocket for self defense!He could make a fire with that!He took it out of his pocket and lit the fire."Nice job,Rex."said kaiba,throwing his sticks behind him."Now,what for dinner,besides worm infested Ravens?"he asked.Rex thought."There might be wild hogs or something in this woods."he said."And I will set a trap with the food in my backback!"Kaiba agreed.(which is really dumb of them both because they could have just eaten the food that was in Rex's backpack.)Rex and Kaiba dug a trench with there hands,covered it back up and put the food on top of the hole.By the time they were done,they were exausted."Now,we have to wait for a wild pig."said Kaiba.He was covered in dirt,so he took his canteen and sploshed some water on his dirty face and grimy hands.Rex did the same.They hid behind a tree."Now,all we have to do is wait."said Rex.And after he said that,a wild pig came sniffing onto the clearing where they were making camp.But,it stupidly jumped into the fire and cooked itself."Good!"said Rex."Now we can eat the food we were using for a trap!"he and Kaiba ran over to fetch the food.But,they fell into there own trench."Ouch!"said Kaiba."Now look what you've made me do,you cocaine crazed hit man!"Rex frowned and opened a box of Cheez-its.He began tossing them into his mouth.Kaiba took the watermelon.Soon,they saw vultures start to get the hog."Hey!"said Rex."Just because were stuck in this trench,doesen't mean you have to steal our food!Shoo!"But,the vultures didn't listen.Rex climbed up the side of the trench,getting out.He helped Kaiba up.But,all that remained of there hog was it's bones."Aw,Darn!"said Kaiba."Our meal is now nothing but a pile of bones."But,Rex was looking on the positive side."Hey,at least the skull makes some good headwear!"he said,putting it on his head.Kaiba wasen't impressed.When Rex tried to get the skull off,it woulden't budge."Kaiba,help!Im a little stuck here!"said Rex.Kaiba grabbed the skull and yanked.It still woulden't move!"Hold on,Rex!"said Kaiba."I have an idea.You know how water erodes rock?"asked Kaiba.rex nodded,the hogskull still stuck tight."Then perhapes it will work on bone,too."he said.He poured the canteen of water out on top of the bone.It didn't work.Then,they heard the laugh of hyenas.Oh no!Hyenas loved to crush bones."AAHH!"said Rex,and ran.a whole pack of hyenas raced after him and Kaiba.Soon,Rex was tackled."Im gonna die,Im gonna die!"Kaiba could hear Rex saying.But,the hyenas ran off,and rex wasen't even scratched.The hyenas had eaten the bone off his head and left him alone.Rex pulled himself to his feet."That was wired."he said.He was glad there wasen't a pigskull on his head anymore.
In the morning,Rex and Kaiba set out for any civilazation."Does this forest ever end?"Kaiba whined.Just after he said that,they reached the edge of the forest.There was one house,and the rest of the new place was meadow.The house had a sign that said,"Crystal ball reader."Rex cheered."Ive always wanted my fortune told."he said.He and Kaiba walked into the building.There was an old woman in there,playing a.....Playstation."Hello?"Kaiba asked.The woman clicked off the Playstation."Sorry."she said,in a croaky voice."im guessing you want your fortunes told?"Kaiba and Rex looked at eachother,and nodded."Yes."said Kaiba."Please.How much will it be?"The woman laughed."no price.The price you will pay is your soul,when you find out the way you will die!!!"then,she let out a cackling laugh."Just kidding."she continued."It's just a perk to make this place seem interesting."Rex groaned."Just tell our fortunes."he said.She looked into a crystal ball."Ah,you will have an adventrous journey,I hear.One you have just started,without knowing.You will meet many sacrifices,the greatest being your friendship."she said.Rex and Kaiba looked at eachother,then shivered."Your creeping me out."said Kaiba."Me too."Rex finished."Oh,and back at your home(the woman pointed at Kaiba.)your little brother and his babysitter are throwing a huge party."said the old woman.Kaiba's mouth dropped open."Im gonna kill you Mokuba!!!!!!!!!"he screamed.He grabbed Rex's arm and ran out the door."What did she mean?"asked Rex."Nothing could break up our strong friendship."Kaiba shrugged."All I know is that she's a nut.Let's get going."They walked out into the meadow,hoping not to encounter any more burdens."im hoping theres a reststop around here!"said Rex."Im really starting to need to go.I think that might be one."he pointed to a bush."Rex,that's a bush!!!"said Kaiba.Rex nodded."Yeah,I know."he said."Haven't you ever went pee behind a bush before?"he asked.Kaiba raised an eyebrow."No..."he said.Rex shrugged and ran behind the bush.Kaiba heard him unzip his pants.Kaiba's eyes windened.He closed them tightly,until Rex walked back over."Are you done?"Kaiba asked,quite annoyed.Rex nodded."Good."said kaiba."Because I have to go!"he ran behind the bush.Rex waited for him to come out.He soon did."Now,I think theres a map in my backpack."said Rex.He yanked a map out of his backpack."Ah,here it is."he said."But I don't really know how to read maps.You read."Kaiba threw the map on the ground and stomped on it."Rex,how can we use a map if we don't even know where we are?"Rex shrugged.Kaiba motioned for him to follow."Where are we going?"asked Rex,running to catch up.Kaiba turned around,sneering."I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HE#$ WE ARE GOING!IM JUST GOING WHERE EVER I FU%^ING WANT TOO!!!!"Rex drew back.Kaiba turned back around and started to walk again.Rex followed,and didn't speak a word until they reached the next place.A bar.
"Theres a house."said Rex."And it looks like the sign says 'Bar.'Let's take a go at it,I think they sell things other than beer in Bars."so,Rex and Kaiba went in.It was a discusting sight.There were drunk people,drug dealers,and some people projectile puking.There were pool tables,and it looked cool."Whats a white whine spritzer?"asked Kaiba."Rex shrugged."I don't know.How about we order one and find out."so,they ordered a white wine spritzer."Yummy!These are delicous!How about we order another?!"said Kaiba.They quickly ordered 4 more,each of them drinking two more.Soon,they could barely sit up."6 more spritzers,pleeze..."Rex ordered,his voice slurring somewhat.He and Kaiba each got 3 more."I think weve had enough spritzerzz..."said Kaiba.He also sounded somewhat drunk."Let's go play some pool."They both got up,but found they were barely able to stand."Whoa..."said Rex,in the slurred voice.He and Kaiba's walking was very off balance,but they eventually reached the pool table.They sat up the board and began playing."It's mean to abuse birds like this..."said Rex,huluccinating that they were shooting birds across a rolling hillside."Look out!"said Kaiba."That mad hippo's gonna kill us!"They both started running around in crazy circles."Help!Someone,help!"Yelled Rex,in the same slurred voice.He and Kaiba then hullucinated that the hippo pulled out a raygun."It was nice knowing you.."said Kaiba,hullucinating he got shot and fainting.Rex soon pulled himself out of lala land."How old are you?"the bartender asked Rex."15..."said Rex,too drunk to make up an age.He was under the drinking age."Oh my gosh!"said the bartender."And how old is your fainted friend?"he asked."What did you just call me?"Rex asked,waving a fist.He then jumped on top of the bartender's desk.He began jumping up and down.Then,Kaiba came to his senses."Whoa!That looks like a ton of fun!!!"said Kaiba,jumping up onto the bartender desk joining Rex.Soon,they jumped off and ran out of the bar.They reached a doctors office that wasen't too far away.They ran into the place where there were needles stalked.Rex grabbed one of the shots that made you numb.He jammed it into Kaiba's right arm."Whoa."said Kaiba."I can't move my armzzzz..."Rex grabbed a tranculizer.He jammed that into Kaiba's arm."G'night..."said Kaiba,drifting off to sleep.Rex,thinking this was a good idea,jammed one into his own arm.He fell asleep too.
In the morning,they were back in the field.The doctor must have thrown them out of his office.Kaiba sat up,and dusted himself off.But,he ammediantly clutched his head."HANGOVER!!!BAHHH!"he yelled,barfing.Rex woke up at his inhuman scream."ARGH!"he said,barfing too."We must have been a little drunk."said Kaiba,between barfing.Rex,in his head,was thinking'duh.'Kaiba stood up."Get up,gaywad!"said Kaiba,throwing a wad of grass at Rex.Rex brushed the grass of his snowhat and stood up."Kaiba,Im having a hard time remembering.Why are we here?"he asked.Kaiba gritted his teeth."YOU FREAKING MORON!"he said."I WANNA GO AND YOU WANNA ASK QUESTIONS?PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!"Rex nodded.Kaiba motioned for Rex to follow his lead as he walked onward."Ive got an idea!!!"said Rex."Let's call Mokuba."this made Kaiba even madder."IVE ALREADY TRIED THAT!!!"he yelled."WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY!"Kaiba must have not remembered Rex had a hangover at the moment."We should stop in that kareoke bar."said Rex,pointing ahead.Kaiba was pretty sure he had had enough bars for one lifetime,but who was he to judge?"Maybe we can win something.I do sing good!"Kaiba coulden't argue with that.Rex was a D.J,so he had a pretty good singing voice.But if you ever heard Kaiba sing,you would shrivel up and die."Alright."said Kaiba.They walked into the kareoke bar.There was a gorgeous female on the stage,singing."Holy cow!"said Kaiba."Look at her go!"she sung beautiful.She was singing Mandy Moore's 'Cry.'But,she looked nothing like Mandy Moore,she was way to pretty to be her.She jumped off the stage after she was done singing.Kaiba ran up to her."Hay!"he said."What do you win at this?"he asked.The girl smiled.She was even prettier when she did that."You can win a map,like the one on the wall."she pointed.It said,"You are in Heracuesjdsjh."Kaiba didn't bother with trying to read the city name."How do you enter?"he asked.The girl shrugged."Just get on the stage and sing."Kaiba nodded.Rex walked up to Kaiba,and froze when he saw the female."Mai?"he asked."What are you doing here?"he asked.She didn't look to happy to see Rex,either."Im just here for a visit,Raptor."she said."Don't you have a radio station to tend to?"Rex stuck his tounge out at her."Rex,get on the stage."said Kaiba."We have to win that map!"Rex jumped onto the stage and grabbed the microphone."Hello,it's Rex Raptor here!"he said.Everyone looked up and cheered.At least he had SOME decent fans."Rex!Just get on with it!"Kaiba secretly whispered to him.The D.J for the kareoke bar turned it on the song,"Walk This Way."By Aerosmith.Rex started singing,and it sounded perfect.Mai was stunned.He sounded better than her!Everyone was cheering and throwing gifts on the stage to him.When he was finished,he had to give several autographs."Rex,that was wonderful!"said Kaiba.Rex nodded his thanks."And the prize goes to..REX RAPTOR!"the D.J said,throwing a map to Rex.Rex laughed."I won and YOU didn't."he said,pointing to Mai."Com'n Kaiba,Let's get outta here."he said.
They left the Kareoke Bar with the map.When they opened it,there was 30$ inside."Holy cow!"said Rex."Im already gettin' richer."Kaiba rolled his eyes."Rex,we need to find where our street is.There's Domino high but I don't see our town anywhere."Rex pointed to some small printing at the bottom of the map.It said,"Only major landmarks and capitol citys are on this map."Kaiba's mouth dropped."And I sung my throat raw for nuthin'."Rex whined.But his face soon brightened up."Ive got an idea."he said."We may not be old enough to drive,but we sure can ride."Kaiba didn't know what Rex was getting at,and he didn't wanna know.He threw the map into the wind,letting it be carried away.Kaiba grabbed Rex's cell phone."Im trying to call Mokuba one more time."he said.He dialed his own home number,and this time Mokuba answered."Lemme guess,Seto again."Mokuba griped on the other line.That was Kaiba's last straw."Listen you!!!"said Kaiba."Im stranded,and I know your having a huge party!I need help fast!And stop having that dumb party,or Ill kill you!"Mokuba didn't even sound scared."What can you do about,when your stranded?"he asked.Kaiba clenched his fists."Listen.Im calling Yugi and hell help me,whether you like it or not!!"he said."Yugi and the rest of your friends are over here."said Mokuba.Kaiba growled and hung it up.He chunked it back at Rex."I hope you burn in H-E double hockey sticks."said Kaiba."Im in a horrible mood,so I wish everyone would."Then,something caught Rex's eye.It was a horse farm!And there were some horses there!"Kaiba!"said Rex."Let's steal a horse,and ride on that!Im tired of walking!!!"Kaiba didn't know about the stealing part."I don't know,maybe we should...HEY!"Rex had already ran over to the fence.When he was about to hurl himself over it,an old woman came out of the house."Would you like to rent a horse?"she asked.Rex and Kaiba exchanged glances,then nodded."that will be 30$,please."she said.Rex,with a pout on his face,pulled out the 30$ he had won.He handed it too her."And,30$ beacuse you need two."Kaiba pulled out his bulging wallet and gave 30$."Okay,pick one."she said.Kaiba picked a brown and white one,while Rex's was white.Rex and Kaiba mounted them.Kaiba slapped his on the behind and it started to run.He had an iron grip on the reins."Not so FAST!"he said.The horse slowed.Rex had no trouble controlling his.He must have had experience.Kaiba soon followed Rex.
The horses walked steadily,and haden't yet disobeyed.Kaiba's horse's name was Splotch,and Rex's horses name was Snowy.Kaiba smiled."I can't wait to see the look on Mokuba's face when I come home with my own horse!"he said.Rex gasped."I thought you said you didn't wanna steal?"he said.Kaiba laughed."At least I paid a little."He said.Rex didn't find that funny.He decided he would keep Snowy,too."I sure hope we can afford something tonight."said Rex.Kaiba pulled out his wallet,only it was empty!!!!"MY MONEY!!"he said."SOME BLOUSE WEARING POODLE WALKER TOOK MY MONEY!!!"Rex was alarmed.They were now lost,and broke.At the sound of Kaiba's screech,both horses were alarmed.They bolted off,there riders still on there back."AAAH!STOP!"yelled Kaiba,but it didn't work.It just scared both horses even more."KAIBA!Jump off the horse and quickly grab it's reins!"said Rex.Kaiba did just that,and he managed to make it stop.Rex was holding his by the reins,too."It's okay,Snowy."said Rex.He petted the animals nose.It seemed to adore Rex,but splotch didn't like Kaiba very much."Comn."said Kaiba."Let me back on!"everytime he tried to get back on,the horse would kick.Kaiba could barely escape the deadly swipe each time."Kaiba,try feeding it."said Rex.Kaiba grabbed a handful of lush green grass and held his hand out.The horse slowley stalked up to him,and took the food.Then,it booted him in the chest."AAAAAAAAH!"said Kaiba."That smarts!"he was mad.He pulled a switch off a tree and whipped the animal across the buttocks."NIIEEGH!"it screeched."Serves you right."Kaiba said.