So... let's just get things straight. I'm Dave Strider and I'm in the closest, no an actual closet... with Rose's clothes. BUT I'm stuck with John... my dorky crush and a timer. Set for 14 minutes. Seven for each of us... in case your wondering. Anyway, here I am stuck in a locked closet with John Egbert with now 13.5 minutes left. FUUUUUUCK. Ok I have to do something.

"Dave, no homo"

"Corse not egderp, but you gotta admit you might like it" let's hope that works... Yeah because that works... JESUS CHRIST I'm stupid. 12 now.

"Oh, well... uh... I guess. I mean just as long as it's... well... nevermind" he is too cute.

"Wait that worked-*cough* I mean so that's a yes" holy shit he's gullible and adorable... sweet! 10.5.

"Shut up Dave" the little shit decided to blush. Cue the hormonal lust. And cue my mumbles about it.

John's perspective:

So... maybe it won't be all that bad... it is with Dave... I trust him right? There's nothing to be afraid of he's my best bro. Oh God he's staring at me I can tell... I feel it. And he's stepping closer...

"D-dave uh... what are you doing" shit I sounded scared. Fuck it I want to kiss him I'm not gay... but maybe I'm just a dave-sexual. Ok this is our chance he's 3 inches away go for it.

"Hey dave..."

"Yeah John"

"No homo" I close the gap. Holy shit... I kissed Dave... "uh... that was... uh... nice."

"Nice... I've been trying to get one for years... and you call it 'nice'. If that's nice then what's amazing and where can I get that"

"Wait Dave, years?"

"Yeah... and" dear God he is sooo passive about emotions... and sexy. No stop don't think that. Wait yes think that he likes you and you like him... DAMMIT JOHN! Just kiss him again and get it over with.

"Well uh... nevermind" ok I'm really close to him right now... Ok now if I bite my lip, like so, he will come running... well at least 3 inches...

Dave's perspective:

he's biting his lip... almost gnawing it with those teeth... he knows... he knows how to play me... fuck. But I gotta give what the boy wants... and from what I'm guessing is strider makeout sessions from now till death. And after 8 more minutes... the damn timer goes off and they pull us out of the now holy sacred spot, of rose's closest.

"It was hella, that's all that should be said about it" after that we all watched movies of our choosings... it was a great night. I wonder what John is going to do now about his new found GAYness...