This was inspired by an msn convo I had with my buddy richard. She has a habbit of hooking up Adam Pascal characters with Anthony Rapp characters. I'm not to happy with the m/r-ness of somethings but I always thought that this would be the funniest thing on the face of the earth if the following happened. Knowledge of Hedwig and the angry inch, cabaret and little shop of horrors needed and a little SLC Punk would help too. Okay everybody this is one of my more confusling fics.
Mark finally got Roger out of the loft. It was hard but the loft was being exterminated for duckies anyways so he couldn't have stayed if he wanted to.(Turns out duckie #3 wasn't a he) Anyhouse they where out well Mark was the only one enjoying himself filming another homeless lady or poking squeegee man until they scared him away like usual "fucking artist's!" It was all good and normal until Roger saw a sight that made his jaw drop...
"M-mark?...you,half girl, crazy hairdo,me? GAHHHH"
Mark turns around to see what Roger is babbling about.
"You?" Mark points at EMCCE "shirtless, painted nipples?"
"This can't be happening MUST pinch to see if real.." Roger pinches Mark. "OW MEANIE!"
"Okay this is real.."
"Why couldn't you have pinched yourself Rog?"
"Cause I didn't feel like it mm'kay?"
"You're still a meanie..."
"Can we argue about this later...I'm dying to poke my double!"
"I don't think he'd like tha--"
Roger ignoring Mark's bout of reason goes up and pokes EMCEE. Mark was correct EMCEE wasn't happy he took a pineapple and bashed it over Roger's head.
"You just killed my best friend!"
"he asked for it"
"All he did was poke you!"
"NO POKEY! besides he's not dead"
"Of course he is!" Mark tickles the body with their pet answering machine.. no movement
"TOLD YA TOLD YA!"
"shut up"
"never!"
Semour comes from out of nowhere with a plan to settle the quarrel.
"Let's just feed him to the plant and pretend this never happened"
"Works for me"
"me too"
"me three"
"okay so it's settled and for your loss markydoodle--"
"call me that and die--"
"Mark...take Eddie here for a roomie, he got evicted by some other Mark"
"Eddie lived with Mark!"
"In my world he did..."
"You're insane..."
"Which kind of insane? insaaaaaane? insane! or just insane?"
"Do you even know what you're saying?"
"Non.."
And this retarded convo continued for a long time. And before Roger was fed to the plant he woke up EMCEE was right he wasn't dead..just sleeping. Turns out answering machines aren't tickely things. So they all lived happily ever after except Eddie nobody ever knew what happened to the old chap. Some say he moved to England, others say he went to where the top hats grow either way most people lived happily ever after...except semore he was eaten by Audrey II later that night. Aweeeell one less satanic doctor running around...(let's feed my ortho to the plant WHO'S WITH ME!)
kinda blunt but
FIN!