Discalimer: I do not own the lion king or any book, film, song, t.v. show or person that may crop up in this story. I also do not intend to cause any offense, so I apologise in advance to anyone who may be offended.
(9 months earlier)
It was late in the evening. Simba and Nala were lying in the grass looking up at the stars and basking in the romantic atmosphere. 'I can't believe you're back' Nala said.
'Yeh. I'm just glad I got you and the kingdom back.'
Nala snuggled up closer to Simba. 'Isn't this romantic. Just the two of us.'
Simba looked at her, 'it can be three if you want.'
Nala backed away. 'Sorry Simba. I don't do things like that.'
'I mean we could have a child and become parents. And then I can fight for access rights when we divorce.'
'No way! Do you really think I want to be kept awake all night by constant crying and all the other shit mothers have to go throught!'
Simba snuggled closer to Nala. 'That doesn't mean we can't have some fun.'
Nala giggled. 'You're right about that.' They next thing she new Simba was on top of her. 'Wait! Wait! Wait!' She said. 'You've got protection haven't you?'
'Oops! I forgot. Well you're on the pill so I guess we should be ok.'
'Simba! The pill is not one hundred percent effective. There's still a chance I can get pregnant.'
'But it's only a small chance' Simba added.
Nala shrugged her shoulders. 'Guess you're right.' And the two made sweet music all night long.
(9 months later)
Rafiki held Kiara up over the procession of animals as Simba and Nala watched on. Nala then furiously turned to Simba. 'Five hours!' She said with rage. 'That's how long I was in labour for! This is why I told you to use a condom!'