My Immortal by Tara Watd'yamacallit

by PenguinsPwnAll

My friend Firey-Sunset already did this, but it looked fun and I was bored so decided to write my take on the story too. Unfortunately I don't own Harry Potter, but THANK JASHIN I don't own the original My Immortal either

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way Homophobia is wrong,) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia (My Grandpappie has dementia… its not nice, he thinks that I'm called John even though I'm a girl) Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name No duh') with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie That is wrong on SO MANY levels. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white Aaaahhh…. The fake kind. I have pale white skin (Do you think she realises that this is because she's a 'vampire'?). I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth HOLY MOTHER OF SPUDS REALLY!(in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there I know my friend who also did the commentary on this pointed this out but there is no Hot Topic in England…. Or Scotland, or I'm pretty sure any where else in Europe... None at all. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. EW! Pink Fishnets. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Well then, it's a good job you're in England A lot of preps stared at me That would be because you're dressed like a slut. I put up my middle finger at them. Now now, swearing just isn't nice.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! DUN DUN DUN!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends (Friends… Really?) call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? NEVER! PLZ tell me fangz!