caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.
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CA: hey gam
TC: HeY MoThErFuCkEr
CA: so, wwell, wwhats up
CA: you still there or are you sniffin some flowwwwers or shit?
TC: Im hErE
TC: DoNt wwOrRy
CA: wwhy wwould i wworry?
TC: SoPoR. pIeS.
TC: ThAtS WWhY
CA: oh yeah, wwell keep eatin those i guess
TC: If yOu sAy sO.
TC: I HaVe nO PrObLeM WiTh tHaT
CA: yeah..
TC: MoThErFuCkInG AwKwArD
CA: you dont say?
CA: im bored
TC: ThErEs aLwAyS SoMe lEfToVeR PiE HeRe,
TC: JuSt iF YoU WaNt sOmE
CA: wwell i guess some wwouldnt hurt?
TC: WoW
CA: wwho am i kiddin it wwill hurt
CA: my brain
CA: vvery badly
TC: I WaSnT...
TC: WaIt wHaT
CA: wwhat?
TC: I ThOuGhT YoU WeRe sErIoUs
CA: for a moment there so did i
CA: maybe i am
CA: just for once
TC: WhAt
TC: NoW Im mOrE CoNfUsEd tHaN BeFoRe
CA: its fuckin lonely out here, no im not pathetic shut up i get that enough from sol
TC: I NeVeR SaId yOu wErE PaThEtIc
CA: wwell thanks for not sayin
CA: but im pretty sure evveryone thinks so
CA: its not a neww trend around here nowwdays
TC: I NeVeR StUcK WiTh tHe tImEs
CA: hmh, wwell i guess youre one of the only ones, includin karkat, wwho actually thinks of me like a troll and not a wwaste of space
CA: wwell okay i actually dont knoww wwhat you think of me, wwe nevver talk that much
TC: I DoNt tAlK To aNyBoDy mUcH.
TC: To mAnY MiRaClEs
CA: dont you tal kto kar?
CA: *talk
TC: I TaLk tO HiM ThE MoSt oUt oF AlL ThE TrOlLs, BuT NoT VeRy mUcH
CA: thats kinda sad
CA: wwell i can comfort you wwith the thought that i dont usually talk to anyone else than kar of fef
CA: wwell not fef nowwdays
CA: and sometimes kan
TC: I DoNt tHiNk iTs sAd
TC: To mAnY PiEs tO BaKe,
TC: ThEn eAt
TC: ThEn bAkE AgAiN
CA: i dont knoww wwhy im suggesting this
TC: ...
CA: but wwould you like help in bakin those sometimes?
TC: WhY NoT?
TC: CoUlD AlWaYs uSe sOmE HeLp
CA: since im actually not that fuckin busy evven if i do imply that to pretty much evveryone just to seem like im important
CA: ok ill shut the fuck up about that noww
CA: but yeah
CA: sure ill help
TC: SwEeT
CA: wwhen wwould be cool?
TC: I DoNt cArE WhEnEvEr wOuLd bE CoOl i gUeSs
CA: right noww, maybe?
CA: he he
TC: WhY NoT
TC: LiKe i sAiD I DoNt cArE
CA: yeah i knoww my arrivval is somethin not to be cared of but you could havve said it wwith a swweeter tone
CA: nah just fuckin wwith you
CA: im comin ovver
CA: *totally comin ovver, or swwimming ovver*
CA: *wwet like shit idk howw they stay dry, do they evven stay dry? or do they havve extra fast drying clothes perhaps? magic clothes by hussie*
CA: *wwalking along the beach like wwhere the fuck wwas that damn hivve again*
CA: *and then spot it like oh yes its this big wweird shit in the middle of the sand, get to the door*
CA: *also knock*
CA: *BANG*
CA: *ok nah*
TC: *oPeNs tHe dOoR*
TC: HeY MoThEr fUcKeR
CA: hey *squeeshing the shit out of your cape*
CA: wwell im ready to learn about bakin noww then *tilt your glasses*
TC: AlRiGhT ThEn
TC: ItS ReAlLy sImPlE
CA: ... yes?
CA: do go on
TC: *lEtS YoU WaLk iNtO ThE HiVe*
CA: *wwalking in*
TC: UsUaLlY I JuSt pUt tHe mOtHeRfUcKiNg sTuFf iN ThE PaN...
CA: *wwalking around and listen, staring at the hivve like wwoww wwhat a dump*
TC: AnD UhH SoRrY AbOuT ThE MeSs nOt eNoUgH TiMe tO ClEaN... sOrTa
CA: jeez you need a damn maid in here or somethin *picking stuff up like you owwn the place and putting them somewwhere else than the floor*
TC: Eh, WhAtEvEr
CA: so is it really that simple to bake? *come back to look*
TC: YeAh, NoT ThAt hArD. mIx iT ToGeThEr pUt iT In a pAn, PuT It iN ThE OvEn aNd wAiT TiLl iTs dOnE.
TC: *pUtS ThE PaN In tHe oVeN*
CA: wwoww i dont knoww wwhat i wwas expectin
CA: thats just
CA: pretty fuckin simple
TC: *sHrUgS* nEiThEr dO I? bUt iTs nOt tHaT HaRd
CA: i literally came here to learn nothin
TC: ThE WoRsT PaRt iS WaItInG
TC: YeAh i gUeSs,
CA: oh yeah im sure it is
TC: YeAh
CA: yeah
CA: wwoww ok im bored, so wwhat do you evven do in here
CA: for fun
CA: or somethin
TC: I DoNt dO MuCh, I KiNd jUsT EaT AnD BaKe i gUeSs
CA: ...
CA: howw the fuck do you stay thin man
TC: I HaVe nO IdEa...
CA: are you doin crazy squats evvery twwo seconds or some shit
CA: backflips?
TC: No mOtHeRfUcKiNg iDeA
CA: frontflips evven?
TC: No pRoBaBlY NoT
CA: darn that wwould havve been cool to wwitness
TC: PrObAbLy cOoL To dO ToO, bUt iD PrObAbLy fAlL OvEr fIrSt.
CA: *see some faygo bottles laying around* yeah, hey dude, could you stop throwwin these in the ocean *pick one up*
CA: i havve to literally clean up your mess in the damn ocean
TC: *sHrUgS* i tHrOw iT, iT LaNdS WhErE It lAnDs, MiRaClEs wHeRe iT LaNdS.
CA: *put one to stand nicely on a counter*
CA: no, no throwwing and no miracle landin
CA: its trash
CA: for me to pick
CA: from the ocean
CA: you wwill stop doin that
CA: i command you
TC: *sHrUgS AgAiN* aLrIgHt, No mOrE ThRoWiNg fAyGo.
CA: thanks
CA: you can throww it on the beach or somethin
CA: if you really wwant to throww it
TC: I JuSt tHrOw iT ReAlLy,
CA: *sudden bomf on a hornpile of his and a bunch of honks echo trough the room*
CA: holy motherfuckin piss shit
CA: fuck
CA: i wwasnt expectin that
CA: I DONT KNOWW WWHY I WWASNT
TC: ... WhAt?
CA: wwell, the horns got me
CA: congratulations horns
TC: ... WhAt?
CA: wwhat wwhat?
TC: I HaVe nO IdEa wHaTs gOiNg oN AnYmOrE...?
CA: wwell let me explain to you my suddenly blind friend, here i am, laying on your horn pile
CA: hello
TC: Oh... AlRiGhT ThEn...
CA: and i got starteled from the honks
CA: im used to my wwands
CA: they dont make sounds
TC: I WaS JuSt cOnFuSeD On wHy yOu wErE SuRpRiSeD...
CA: im more suprised on wwhy you wwerent suprised
CA: these horns can fuckin kill wwith these sounds
TC: *sHrUgS* i gUeSs iM UsEd tO It?
CA: yeah i guess you are
CA: *get comfty, bored*
TC: I GuEsS So
TC: *sIgHs* WaItInG Is tHe wOrSt pArT... lIkE I SaId bEfOrE
CA: yeah..
CA: *wwaiting and staring*
TC: *sItS DoWn rIgHt iN ThE MiDdLe oF ThE FlOoR*
CA: your place is kinda relaxin
TC: YeP.
TC: I LiKe tO ThInK So
TC: I HaVeNt hEaRd aNyOnE ElSe sAy iT BeFoRe.
CA: speakin of that, do you evven havve vvisitors?
TC: NoT In tHe pAsT FeW SwEePs
CA: oh
CA: wwell
CA: i guess if someone else wwould come here they wwould agree
CA: wwith me
CA: maybe
TC: *sHrUgS* mAyBe
CA: *close eyes and thinking*
TC: *lIeS BaCk oN ThE FlOoR* i hAvEnT AcTuAlLy tAlKeD To sOmEoNe iN A WhIlE EiThEr... I HoPe iM NoT BoRiNg yOu.
CA: no its alright
CA: as i said im actually kinda lonely up in my ship
CA: ivve nevver had vvisitors
TC: SoUnDs lIkE A PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOoL PlAcE To lIvE.
CA: the only person ivve vvisited before wwas fef
CA: yeah its nice
CA: nice vvieww and such
TC: YeAh, I DoNt hAvE MuCh oF A ViEw hErE, bUt i dOnT MiNd
CA: wwell you see the ocean
CA: thats pretty great
TC: YeAh, ThE OcEaN Is pEaCeFuL...
CA: howw long does the bakin part take
CA: im thirsty
TC: I DoNt kNoW,
TC: AnD Uh... ThE OnLy tHiNg i hAvE Is fAyGo...
TC: UnLeSs yOu wAnT WaTeR. i cOuLd gO FiNd sOmE Im sUrE ThErEs sOmE HeRe sOmEwHeRe
TC: *sItS Up*
CA: wwell um *sees him get up* yeah wwaters ok
TC: AlRiGhT *gEtS Up* IlL Go fInD SoMe,
TC: *gOeS OvEr tO ThE FrIdGe lOoKiNg fOr tHe wAtEr tHaT Is pRoBaBlY At tHe bAcK*
CA: *crack a wweak smile*
CA: (drat i gotta leavve soon)
TC: HmM... *ReAcHiNg iNtO ThE FrIdGe pUlLiNg oUt aN UnOpEnEd bOtTlE Of wAtEr*
TC: (aWw :C)
TC: ThIs gOoD?
TC: CaUsE I PrObAbLy hAvE MoRe sOmEwHeRe...
CA: yeah its alright
CA: thanks
CA: *take it and open and drink some wwater*
TC: *cLoSeS ThE FrIdGe aNd wAlKs oVeR To tHe oVeN*
TC: *gRaBs tHe oVeN MiT AnD GrAbS ThE PiE PuTtInG It oN ThE CoUnTeR* iT'S DoNe
TC: *cLoSeS ThE OvEn aNd tAkEs oFf tHe mIt*
CA: *get up and wwalky ovver to look ovver his shoulder*
TC: YeAh... SoPoR PiE...
TC: BaKiNgS NoT HaRd...
CA: *staring*
CA: *sigh*
TC: *lOoKs oVeR At yOu* WhAt?
CA: nothin
TC: ReAlLy? ArE YoU SuRe?
CA: yeah im sure, can i get some of that?
TC: If yOu wAnT SoMe yEaH
CA: yes
TC: AlRiGhT.
CA: howw are you supposed to evven eat this?
TC: UhH... uSuAlLy i jUsT EaT It oUt oF ThE PaN... bUt uHh... *lOoKs aRoUnD FoR A KnIfE* iLl cUt iT Or sOmEtInG
TC: *oPeNs a dRaWeR AnD TaKeS A KnIfE OuT, tHeN OpEnS ThE CuPbOaRd tO GrAb a pLaTe* Is tHiS GoOd?
CA: yes, thanks *takes those and takes some*
TC: Oh aNd a fOrK... *TuRnS BaCk tO ThE DrAwEr aNd gRaBs a fOrK* tHeRe.
TC: I GuEsS YoU WeRe sErIoUs tHeN?
CA: *takes it and looks for a seat but there is none avvailable so just go sit beside the horn pile this time*
TC: *gRaBs a fOrK AnD TaKeS A BiTe oF ThE PiE In tHe pAn*
CA: *tastes carefully*
CA: *maybe evven lick it a bit, just to taste, not to eat yet*
CA: *and yes it tastes quite wweird*
TC: GoOd...? yEs nO?
CA: its..
CA: i cant say for sure
CA: *then take a bite and cheww*
TC: *sHrUgS* nEiThEr cAn i iN AlL HoNeStY
CA: howw can you eat this, it.. it doesnt taste like anythin
CA: wwell it tastes like something
CA: but also nothin
TC: I FiNd iT TaStEs gOoD. *ShRuGs aGaIn*
CA: wwell i guess
CA: youre used to it anywway
CA: *looking at him*
TC: I GuEsS YeAh
CA: gam..
CA: no wwait nevver mind
TC: YeAh... *lOoKs aT ErIdAn*
CA: *take another bite*
CA: nothin
CA: *mums*
TC: ... ThIs tImE YoU WeRe gOiNg tO SaY SoMeThInG...?
TC: InStEaD Of sAyInG NoThInG...
CA: wwell, i wwas just wwonderin if..
CA: if wwere friends?
CA: *eating and playing wwith crumbs wwith the fork*
TC: YeAh, I GuEsS, yOu'rE HeRe aReNt yOu. EaTiNg sOpOr pIe
CA: *crack a misrable one pixel smile*
TC: WhAt?
CA: nothin *keep on that one pixel smile there, yehaww*
TC: ErIdAn...? wHaT WeRe yOu gOiNg tO SaY?
CA: ... that im glad, that you consider me a friend. *look at him and take another bite of the pie*
TC: No bIg dEaL ReAlLy. I DoNt tHiNk eVeN KaRkAt hAs eAtEn sOpOr pIe bEfOrE...
CA: then ill be the first one to share it wwith you *heh he*
TC: YeAh... I GuEsS YoU ArE...
TC: *tAkEs aNoThEr bItE*
CA: wwell, thanks for lettin me come here
TC: No pRoBlEm, It wAs fUn aCtUaLlY TaLkInG To sOmEoNe aGaIn
CA: same..
CA: wwe could do this more often
CA: you livve pretty near and all
CA: if thats alright
TC: ... YeAh, MaYbE I CoUlD Go tO YoUr hIvE.
CA: can you swwim?
TC: YeAh,
TC: I ThInK
CA: *small laugh* wwell okay sure
TC: YeAh
CA: *get up then and put the plate on a table*
TC: ArE YoU LeAvInG,
CA: wwell i wwas thinkin to do so but, wwell, its just, am i a bother?
CA: i really dont havve anythin else to do..
CA: right nowwww at least
TC: No bOtHeR At aLl. LiKe i sAiD, i hAvEnT TaLkEd tO SoMeOnE In a wHiLe,
CA: wwell alright if its okay then ill stay ovver for a bit longer *sit back dowwn on the floor*
CA: *you feel all wweird*
TC: AlRiGhT... 8sItS DoWn oN ThE FlOoR AcRoSs fRoM*
CA: *wweird feels you cannot cope wwith*
TC: *gRaBs tHe pIe aNd eAtS AnOtHeR SmAlL PiEcE*
CA: *lift legs up and lean against them* dont you evven meet up wwith tavv? like evver?
TC: NoT ReAlLy... WeVe mEsSaGeD A FeW TiMeS, bUt nOt mUcH ElSe
TC: WhY?
CA: oh, wwere kinda the same i guess, noww that i think of it
CA: nothin, just thinkin
TC: HmM, *EaTs aNoThEr pIeCe*
CA: wwell, not that same, youre not a desperate tool and wwho pretty much half of our group hates
TC: *gAmZeE MuMbLeS RoUnD HiS PiE* yOuR NoT A MoThErFuCkInG ToOl.
CA: *look at him a bit* wwell, thanks
CA: at least someone doesnt think like that *heh heh*
TC: WhAt iS ThIs "ThInKsInG" yOu'rE TaLkInG AbOuT *gAmZeE LaUgHs*
TC: KiDdInG... oF CoUrSe i tHiNk hEhE..
CA: (i literally had to be in bed a long time a go but i just lovve this rp and lovve you and lovve this pairing mmmnnhhnnmhnm)
CA: *laughs a bit too and sighs*
CA: (wwell noww i havve to really go or moms gonna kill me ehehe)
TC: (xD Me tOo 33 aNd aWwW :o )
CA: (if you havve tumblr i could followw you (: )
TC: (nO I DoNt :o )
CA: (aww ); )
CA: (wwell thanks for the rp 3 byebye)
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