months ago, a fan fiction called phoenix wright hecking dies was released
it easily triumphed every other fan fic every created in both quality, views, and reviews
and due to high demand, a sequel has finally been made
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phoenix wright hecking dies 2
(i forgot what happened in the first one so pretend this connects to it)
Yasuhiro Hagakure and Luigi were walking through the streets of Mexico, having their daily relaxing stroll through the loud noises of people yelling at the top of their lungs while intensefully making beef burritos.
However, Hagakure stopped in his tracks, and looked at Luigi.
"Something feels.. off." the insert whatever talent hagakure has here
Luigi turned towards him, saying "What could be off about Mexico?"
But the ground shook partially. Suddenly, breaking out of the ground, was Sans Undertale. He grabbed Hagakure, before biting into his skull, as Hagakure screeched, only for a few seconds to pass before he became a Sans Undertale as well.
Luigi pulled out a sledgehammer, smashing it into the skull of the Sans that was once Hagakure, before running for his life.
This was the beginning of the Sanspocolypse.
In the middle of Alaska, a SWAT team was sent to investigate to try and find the source of the Sanspocolypse. Which didn't make any sense because it started in Mexico, but we got bored of Mexico already.
Knuckles the Echidna, Jotaro Kujo, Ike, and Katsuki Bakugou ran out into the icy fields. They all had machine guns taped to their backs, even though they had no use for them with their base equipment and abilities, but they looked cool so they had them anyways.
"so why the darn are we in alaska" asked Bakugou.
"because we darning went the heck to alaska" responded Jotaro.
warning this fan fic contains strong language
"well heck you jotaro" Bakugou said.
"calm the heck down kids" Knuckles the Echidna interrupted. But Ike quickly stabbed Knuckles in the eye, screaming at the top of his lungs "YOU CALM THE heck DOWN"
"why did you stab me ike" Knuckles said, dying.
"idk sorry" Ike responded, before Knuckles fell down and died.
Bakugou turned around, only to hear the words "do you wanna have a bad time" before several Sans Undertales broke out of the icy ground, grabbing Bakugou and dragging him down.
Ike and Jotaro pulled out their machine guns, shooting at the Sanses. But it was too late, for Bakugou was torn to bits and became a Sans himself.
"what the darn" Jotaro said, shooting at the Sanses with his machine gun.
"we gotta get back to the choppa jotaro" Ike said, turning to Jotaro.
But they looked at the helicopter, only to see the pilot was now Sans Undertale.
"heck we need to kill that sans" Jotaro responded.
"but do you know how to fly a helicopter" Ike asked Jotaro.
"no" Jotaro responded, "do you?"
"no" Ike responded.
They both died a few seconds later.
New York City was being flooded with Sans. On top of a random skyscraper, which was for some reason safe, stood a hero who was the leader against the Sanspocolypse.
Phoenix Wright.
Standing behind him were Nagito Komaeda and Kyoko Kirigiri.
"The winds are getting unusually strong.." the Defense Attorney pointed out, looking down at the city below him. "This isn't just a Sanspocolypse happening.." begun Phoenix Wright, before looking up at the sky.
"..This is a Sansnado.." Phoenix Wright said, seeing that a tornado was beginning to form.
"Komaeda, get me my chainsaw." Phoenix Wright said. Komaeda said "yes master" before pulling out a chainsaw and handing it to the Attorney.
A tornado began to form, and it was full of Sans Undertales. It was destroying New York City. A Sans flew out, crushing Komaeda and Kyoko, splattering them across the floor of the skyscraper before falling off the building.
Phoenix Wright leaped off the building, flying into the tornado, beginning to cut apart Sans Undertale after Sans Undertale as he flew through the tornado.
But suddenly, Miles Edgeworth flew down driving a school bus, ramming into Phoenix Wright at full speed.
The streets of New York City were torn apart. Hundreds of Sans Undertales crawled through the city, biting the innocent's skulls to turn them into Sans Undertales. But standing before them, holding a machine gun, was Rantaro Amami and Ryoma Hoshi.
"Ryoma, there's an obvious way to solve this." Rantaro said. "These Sans Undertales try to turn us into them by biting our skulls. So, there's only one solution."
Rantaro proceeded to rip out his own skull.
The plan failed horribly and he died instantly.
"why the heck" responded Ryoma, before seeing a figure step towards him.
It was another Ryoma, standing before Ryoma Hoshi. The Prince of Hoshido.
"you stole my name" Hoshido Ryoma said, pulling out a pistol.
"heck yea i did" Ryoma Hoshi responded, pulling out a rocket launcher loaded with 500 nuclear missiles fit into one gigantic nuke.
"die" Hoshido Ryoma said, before shooting Ryoma Hoshi, killing him instantly, because pistols every other weapon according to all logic I've seen.
Hoshido Ryoma proceeded to teabag Ryoma Hoshi's corpse until they both got eaten to death by Sans Undertales, before a Sans Undertale infected shark came flying down from the tornado and crushed them to death.
"the sansnado is too powerful..." Phoenix Wright said, laying in a crater after being hit by a bus.
Miles Edgeworth walked before him, standing above him, throwing the school bus to the side, before pulling out a red lightsaber. "It's the end for you, Phoenix Wright."
Phoenix grabbed the handle of his chainsaw, before standing up, having to use all his might to push himself up, before pointing the chainsaw at Miles Edgeworth. "You can't beat me. I have the Emeralds!"
Miles Edgeworth chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
The Seven Chaos Emeralds floated around Edgeworth, before he absorbed them and went Super Saiyan. But a Sans Undertale came flying down and crushed him, killing him instantly.
"wait now that i think about it how the heck am i supposed to stop the sansnado" wondered Phoenix, out loud.
"You must use the force, my child." a mysterious voice said to Wright.
Phoenix Wright gasped, seeing the figure walking towards him. "Master Reggie!"
Standing there, in a dark green cloak, was Phoenix Wright's mentor, Reggie Fils Amie. "My child, you are the only one who can stop the Sansnado. Use your chainsaw, and your ready body, and save our world once and for all."
"but according to the title of this fan fiction i'm supposed to die" responded Phoenix Wright.
"all heroes die at some point" responded Reggie. "even me"
"But you never died, Master Reggie.." Phoenix Wright said.
"i jinxed it lol" Reggie said, before a Sans Undertale came flying down and bit into his skull.
"nO!" responded Phoenix Wright, as Reggie slowly turned into another Sans Undertale.
Phoenix Wright looked at the Sansnado, and began to run away from it. However, a few steps in, he stopped, turning around. "I can stop this.." he said, looking up at the Sansnado.
Tenko Chabasahira walked past him, saying "ew a filthy man-"
Phoenix Wright picked up Tenko, throwing her at full force towards the Sansnado, blowing it up.
"i've avenged you master reggie" whispered Phoenix Wright, as several Sans Undertales fell from the sky. Phoenix fell to his knees, as overly intense music began to play.
The city began to explode, as the Sans made impact with the ground. New York City was falling apart, and one Sans came down in front of Phoenix Wright, causing a massive explosion.
That was the end of the Sansnado.
for now