:The place in France:
The music rang out in a blare. It was such an annoying song, but it was just what Roy wanted to hear. He had been in a depressed mood lately and this was just what he needed.
Walking by a room he saw that there where a few holes in the walls as if someone had taken an axe to it. He noticed that steam came from the hole and he remembered that the ladies showers were right next door.
"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance."
Roy hesitantly peeked through one of the holes as the song continued to ring out.
"There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all."
Roy's eyes widened as he saw Riza Hawkeye on the other side of the hole. He smiled than caught himself and looked away, than he looked back and stared at her wet showered form.
The blaring song continued to sound off randomly which gradually became annoying.
" but they don't really care-"
Roy sighed and continued watching Riza through the hole when the last verse of the annoying ringing out song made him freeze.
"Cause they wear no underwear."
At that Havoc randomly ran into the room, de-pant'sd Roy and ran away screaming because Roy wore no underwear. Roy beamed bright red and sheepishly walked from the scene struggling to keep his pants up.
((really not my best fic, but if you think about it its actually funny. PLEASE REVIEW! Even if this is a really crappy story. If you liked it than I'm glad you did! After all don't get mad, get glad! REVIEW PLEASE! ))