New story. Dark story. No shit. If not at least 13 or 14 I'd advise turning back. AU. This is a cover of my all time favorite book. Drugs, alchohal, sex, and rape are just a few mentions from the book. This is in the same book format... Read and enjoy. Flames welcome.

Universal Disclaimer: I don't own Crank or Yuugioh, but I own the idea, and sorta the plot.

Flirting With the Monster

Life was good before I met

the monster.

After, life

was great.

At least...

for a little while.

Introduction

So you want to know all

about me. Who

I am.

What chance meeting of

brush and canvas painted

the face

you see? What made

me despise the guy

in the mirror

enough to transform him,

turn him into a stranger,

only not.

So you want to hear

the whole story. Why

I swerved

off the high road,

hard left to nowhere

recklessly

indifferent to those,

coughing my dust

picked up speed

no limits, no top end,

just a high velocity rush

to madness.

Alone

everything changes.

Some might call it disorted reality,

but exactly the place I need to be.

no mom,

Amanda, ever more distant,

in her midlife quest for fame.

no step father,

Scott, stern and heavy handed,

with unattainable expectations

no big brother,

Akefia, caught up in a tempest

of uncertain sexuality.

no little sister,

Amane, spoiled and shameless

in her theivery of my niche.

Alone,

there is only the person inside.

I've grown to like him better

than the stuck up husk of me. He's

not quite silent

shouts out obscenities just because

they roll so well off the tongue

not quite straight -A,

but talented in oh-so-many

enviable ways

not quite sanitary,

farts with gusto, picks

his nose, spits like a guy

not quite sane,

sometimes, to tell you the truth

even I wonder about him...

On Bakura

I suppose

he's always been

there, vaguge as soft

copper pulse of moonlight

through blossoming seacost

fog.

I wonder

when I first noticed

him, slipping in and out

of my pores, hide-and-seek

spider in feildstone, red-bellied

phantom.

I summon

Bakura when dreams

no longer satisfy, when

gentle clouds of montony

smother thunder, when Ryou

cries

I remember

the night I first

let him go, opened the

smeared glass, one thin pane,

cellophane between rules and sin,

freed.

More on Bakura

Spare me

those Psych '01 labels,

I'm no more schizo than most.

Bakura is

no imaginary playmate,

no overactive pituitary,

no alter ego, moving in.

His is the face I wear,

treading the riptide,

fathomless oceans where

good guys drown.

Besides,

even good guys have secrets,

ones even their best friends must guess.

Why do

they turn on to lonely

moon-shadowed sidewalks?

I'd love to hear the confess:

Who do they become when

night decends,

a cool poof of smoke, and

vampires come out to party?

My Mom Will Tell You

it started with a court-ordered visit.

The judge had a God complex.

I guess for once she's right.

Was it just last summer?

He started an avalanche.

My mom enjoys discussing

her son's downhill slide

It swallowed him whole

I still wore brown slacks, chapstick.

Messy, unexcusable hair defined my style.

Could I have saved him?

My mom often outlines her first

marriage, its bitter amen. Interested?

I was to young, clueless

I hadn't seen dad in eight years.

No calls. No cards. No presents.

He was a self-serving bastard.

My mom, warrior goddess, threw

down the guantlet when he phoned.

He played prodigal trump card.

I begged. Plotted. Pouted. Cajoled.

I was six again adoring daddy.

What the Hell gave him that right!

My mom gave a detailed run-down

of his varied bad habits.

Contrite was not his style.

I promised. Swore. Crossed my heart.

Recited the D.A.R.E. pledge verbatim.

How could she love him so much?

My mom relented, kissed me

good-bye, sad her perfume.

Things would never be the same...

I think it was the last time she kissed me.

But Ii was on my way to Dad.

Well that was the first chapter. Reveiw if you want update. If you like it get the book Crank, for that is the book this is based on. My heart, I love that book. The whole story will be written in this form by the way.

For the dense people Ryou is narrarating, and when the typing was like this it was Ryou's mom.

Hope you enjoyed -smiles-

Ciao