What do you get if?, a harry potter fanfic

This is a seiries (SP!) There will be more, as soon as I think of it, and I get nice reveiws.

:-) :-I:-( I want the underlined one.

What do you get if you cross (like forever, siamese twin way)-----

Hermione and Harry?

"Shut the Heck up!"

"No way mudblood!"

"Avada-"

"Hey!"

Zira and Simba?

"ROAR!"

"ROAR"

"SNARL"

Dumbledoor and Sprout?

"Excuse me, you've stepped on my beard"

"What's your point, you old geaser?"

"OW oW OW!"

Kiara and Pumbaa?

"I will not eat that grub!"

"You will!"

"I'll eat you!"

"No you won't!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Nuh-huh!"

Voldemort and Me?

"Hope can be brought to the world!"

"Go away muggle!"

"We can kill Harry!"

"Shut the #$ HECK UP, MUGGLE"

"I don't like you."

"I care because...?"

"I have chocolate."

"Give me some, muggle."

"no."

Thank you.

Aneis