Shannon: BOONE! JAAAACK! SOMEONE! HELP!
Stumble
Shannon: OWW! Damn high heal! Wait…oh ya… AHHHHHHH!
Boone: What the hell Shannon! What's wrong?
Jack: What's going on? Are you hurt?
Shannon: They chasing me!
Shannon Sobbing
Hurley: Uhh dudes we're all out of ranch dressing.
Jack: Who's chasing you!
Shannon: Libby's eyebrows!
Cricket cricket cricket
Boone: She's high.
Jack: Post traumatic stress.
Hurley: What about the ranch?
THE NEXT DAY
Shannon told Locke what had happened
Shannon: So what do you think John do you believe me?
Locke: No. Shannon it's not possible. You see Libby is dead which means so are her eyebrows. They can't detach from her face and start walking around with a spoon…Wait…If Libby is dead then that mean you're supposed to be dead too…Why did I see Ana Lucia and Sawyer throwing punches at each other…Why was Boone talking to Artz…I get it that's why Jack is still alive because last night I…never mined.
Shannon: You're no help you bald geezer.
Locke: Is Ethan alive now?
Shannon then found Vincent and talked to him about what had happened.
Shannon: What do you think Vincent?
Vincent: I smell petunias. Do you smell petunias? Petunias. petunias. petunias.
Shannon: Stupid dog.
Suddenly the EVIL EYEBROWS appeared
Shannon: Get away from me!
Libby's evil eyebrows: Mama's meatballs don't fit in the toaster. That means your mine!
Shannon: Get away you crazy talking eyebrows!
Then the eyebrows lunged at Shannon and ate her. They also ate Locke and Vincent. The eyebrows then got so powerful that they turned into a unibrow.
Libby's evil eyebrow: WHO'S NEXT!
TO BE CONTINUED!