France Likes Cold Cuts In His Ass

by C-C-C-Crack Pairings

Every day, little France makes sweet, sweet love to his mother's cold box.

TO SET UP YOUR LINSKYS ROUTER, PLUG YOUR WHORE-ASS FORK INTO AN ELECTRICAL OUTLET~

"Mother," the eight year old France yelled. "I'm having sexual relationships with your refrigerator!"

France's mother just started at him as he began to grind up against the white behemoth.

"You are mine, forever," France came.