"See? That's the interesting part. What do you think, Te--… He hung up." Inui shrugged and put his cell phone away. He looked up at the sign above him that read "Harlot Alley". Brimming with confidence, he walked in the alley to pick his prostitute. He had been curious about trying something like this ever since the seventh grade. Now, two years later, he was finally able to fulfill his guilty fantasies. So, into the alley he went, his glasses glinting from the lone streetlight above the sign.
He looked over each choice carefully, analyzing the probable performance of each one. Men and women alike. The, his eyes fell on something that shocked him beyond belief. The Tanaka Twins, Jyosei's unit, standing among the whores. They appeared to be equally surprised to see him. Without thinking it over much, he whipped out his cell phone again.
"Exactly. One for each of us. Wouldn't that be fascinating, Te-… He hung up…" Inui shrugged once again as his phone was tucked back into his pocket. "I guess I'll have to take both."
The next night, he was back in Harlot Alley looking for the Tanaka twins. The night before had been better than what his data led him to believe. To his dismay, Youhei was already accepting money from someone. It was too dark to tell who it was, but Inui thought he recognized the person's hand. He walked closer and nearly fainted when he saw the brown hair and glasses on a stoic face.
"T-Tezuka!"
The brunette sighed. "I knew you'd be back. I decided to take you up on your offer."
"I'm sorry, but the offer no longer stands." Inui shook his head slowly. He wanted both Tanaka's for himself.
Tezuka shrugged. "Then I guess I'll take both."
Inui fell to his knees as Tezuka walked away with Youhei and Kouhei following close behind. "Th-this is… Illogical."
"Don't mind! Don't mind! Inui-senpai." Said an extremely familiar voice from behind him. Inui slowly stood and turned around, raising an eyebrow at a winking Momoshiro. "I'll help you take your mind off those stupid Tanaka boys." Inui found himself taking out his wallet, unable to resist.
The next night, he was back in Harlot Alley, looking for Momo, but what he saw made him want to faint again. It was Momo alright, but he was following Seigaku's rookie prodigy. "Sorry, Inui-senpai. I tried to wait, but Echizen got here first. He got here first." Inui panicked for a moment then ended up frantically
searching for the Tanaka's, but they were nowhere to be found. In the back of his mind, he knew there was only one thing he could do to protect this from happening again.
And that is how he became known as Inui Sadaharu: Data Prostitute.
The End