Just a question
Rating : T, because of some words…
Paring : Who knows, it is your decision.
Summary : Cartman picked on Kyle and Stan asked a simple question which it lead to trouble…
A/N My grammar is really bad, not bad as it used to, but still bad and so as my spelling…. I couldn't find beta so I just updated… So if you are going to flame me because of my grammar, please don't…. I will find someone to beta for me… So review!
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"You stupid stinky rat Jew." Cartman said with evil tone. It was normal day in South Park when adult act like idiot and children acts more like mature.
"Shut up, you fucking fat ass." Kyle said angry, turning his face toward Cartman. "You had been bothering me whole freaking day! What's the hell wrong with you!" Kyle asked him with all his anger.
"Because I want to, stupid Jew." Cartman said as he stock his tongue out.
"Whatever, fat ass." Kyle said, walking back toward Stan.
Cartman stared at Kyle's back for while, saying nothing but silent. Kyle and Stan were talking about what happened while they were apart. They laugh what happened to them, cannot believe they actually did. While they were talking, Stan noticed Cartman was staring at them.
"What are you looking at, Cartman?" Stan asked or more like yelled.
Cartman slapped out and noticed Kyle and Stan is staring angry. Cartman tried to think of something to day, but nothing came up to his mine. "Um…" Cartman said, trying to say something fast, so he just let his mouth take over. "I'm just watching homos making out." Cartman said evilly, doesn't know why he even said such a thing.
Stan and Kyle blush deeply. "We are not homo!" Kyle yelled, not even bother to call him fat ass.
Catman didn't know why he called them homos, but seeing the reaction he might have some fun. "Is that so, then why you two are blushing, huh?" Cartman said getting excited.
"Because…. Because…." Kyle was having hard time speaking.
"Because you two are homos, that's why." Cartman finished for Kyle.
"We are not! We are not!" Kyle blush deeper, while Stan looking down and blushing. "We are not homo." Kyle said looking at Stan, "We are not gay right, dude?" Kyle asked Stan angry.
Stan still was looking down, "Yeah, we are not gay…" Stan said quietly.
Cartman saw Stan's reaction, unhappy with it, but he was going to enjoy what he going to do. "Yeah right, you two always have sleepover together." Cartman said.
"What is the point?" Kyle asked with anger.
"So, you to might-" Cartman was cut off.
"Don't you go there, fat ass." Kyle said, face turning into tomato.
"We don't do anything like that." Stan said weakly.
Cartman looked at them both, blushing, and realized that he was right…(again..) If he was right, it was no fun picking on them about the truth, so he decided to stop. "I know that. That stupid Jew doesn't like anyone, because he is so damn picky." Cartman said.
"That's not true!" Kyle yelled, giving shock to Stan and Cartman.
"Huh?" Stan and Cartman said.
"I do like someone." Kyle said in rush. He grabbed Stan's arm and ran off, leaving Cartman behind.
Cartman didn't know what just happened. Only thing he found out is both of them are gay, and Stan have crush on Kyle. Most importantly Kyle have crush on someone in this town…
It could be anyone… Stan… Kenny… Even him!
Stan thought for while, 'He said he likes someone….' Stan stared at Kyle who dragged him. 'It could be anyone… Wendy… Kenny… Cartman… or even me….' Stan thought…
Stan and Cartman looked serious and said, "This is the war."
Kyle turned his head back, "What is?" He asked innocently.
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This was really bad story, but this story was in my head and my hands move by itself… I just have to write this one… Sorry if this story was not good, I just did it for fun… Please review and sorry for a lot of grammar mistake…
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